2 Broke Girls

2 Broke Girls

2 Broke Girls is an American television sitcom that aired on CBS from September 19, 2011 to April 17, 2017. The series was produced for Warner Bros. Television and created by Michael Patrick King and Whitney Cummings. Set in the Williamsburg neighborhood of Brooklyn, New York City, the show's plot follows the lives of friends Max Black (Kat Dennings) and Caroline Channing (Beth Behrs). Whereas Caroline was raised as the daughter of a billionaire, Max grew up in poverty, resulting in differing perspectives on life, although together they work in a local diner while attempting to raise funds to start a cupcake business. Since its debut, the series has received a polarized response from critics and audiences alike. The on-screen chemistry between the two lead characters has been praised, while others have condemned the show's reliance on sexualized humor and stereotypes. It was nominated for three 2012 Emmy Awards, winning for Art Direction. During the course of the series, 138 episodes of 2 Broke Girls aired over six seasons. On May 12, 2017, the series was canceled after six seasons.


Caroline Channing:
Look at all these people just sitting here, not tipping, working on their computers. This guy has a brand new Apple, I've been eating the same apple for a week. I blame Steve Jobs.

Max Black:
These people are more like, Steve "I Have No" Jobs. All right, that's it.

[Max walks over to Earl]

Max Black:
Earl, I need to get the wireless router.

Oh, is that what this is? I though tit was a cookie warmer.

[Max takes the wireless router from Earl]

Max Black:
Attention deadbeat diners. You can't just sit here all night and only order coffee. This is not a Starbucks. And I know that because we don't sell Norah Jones CDs or bananas. This is the router for the free WI-FI. And that is a waitress who needs to make some tips.

Caroline Channing:
Seriously guys, I need actual cash. This guy just offered to pay me in ideas.

Max Black:
If I pull this plug, the Internet will go down. And you, [Max points to a customer] that sad e-mail you're in the middle of writing to your ex-boyfriend, the one you shouldn't send anyway? Gone. And you. [she points to another customer] that vaguely pornographic anime film you've been illegally downloading for the past three hours? Gone. And you, [she points to another customer] that screenplay you've been writing? You can keep working on it, but we all know how it ends, with you moving back in with your mother.

Caroline Channing:
Now, who's gonna order?

[Everybody raises their hand]

Max Black:
Great, I'll go get some menus. Here, Caroline, put this back.

[Max gives the router to Caroline but the plug accidentally comes out, shutting down the Internet]

Ooh, my cookie warmer.

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