Chuck the Janitor:
Flunking out? I wouldn't worry about it. Could be the best thing that ever happened to you. I used to pay $3,000 a year to go here, then I flunked out. Now they pay me $3,000 a year to come here. Who do you think got the last laugh there? [a student bursts in and vomits all over. Chuck grabs mop] Chuck's time to shine.
[studying, with Del and Joe] Hey, who was that president with the beard and the top hat?
No, this guy gave a really important speech about slavery or something.
It's Lincoln, you moron. Lincoln delivered the Gettysburg Address.
You're thinking of someone else. The guy I'm talking about was involved in a big war.
The Civil War! How stupid can you -
That's it! Uncle Sam. Thanks, man.
No problem. I'm kind of a history buff.
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