Ghost Dad

Elliot Hopper:
Wait, your name is Edith? Isn't that a girl's name?

Sir Edith Moser:
No it's a boy's name.

Elliot Hopper:
It's a girl's name!

Sir Edith Moser:
It is a boy's name I tell you. My name is pronounced "Edd-ith."

Elliot Hopper:
Where did you get your name from?

Sir Edith Moser:
I was named after my great-grandmother.

Elliot Hopper:
Then I was right! It is a girl's name!

Sir Edith Moser:
No! It's a boy's name!

Daniel 'Danny' Hopper:
Dad, where were you?

Elliot Hopper:
I was in London talking to a guy named Edith.

Amanda Hopper:
Isn't that a girl's name?

Curtis Burch, the Cabbie:
My evil master! Your wish is my command!

Elliot Hopper:
Command? I command you to go to hell, and sit on a burning hot rock, and wait for me until it snows!

Curtis Burch, the Cabbie:
Yes! Yes master!

Amanda Hopper:
Daddy. Joan said you can go bleep bleep yourself. She said you guys need to talk and she'll fill in the bleeps later.

Elliot Hopper:
Okay, honey. Thank you.

Elliot Hopper:
That must be Joan coming over to fill in the bleeps.