Half-Wits Holiday

Half-Wits Holiday

Half-Wits Holiday is the 97th short film released by Columbia Pictures in 1947 starring American slapstick comedy team The Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine and Curly Howard). This was Curly's final appearance as a Stooge; retiring shortly before production finished due to suffering from multiple strokes.

Genre: Comedy, Short
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Year:
1947
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Moe:
We are members of the Morons' Union, local 6 and 7/8!

Prof. Quackenbush:
How would you like to earn $1000 dollars?

Moe:
Who do we have to murder?

Prof. Quackenbush:
It's nothing like that. All you need to do is let me make gentlemen out of you.

Curly:
Oh please no! There hasn't been a gentleman in our family for 50 generations!

Moe:
Quit bragging.

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