Heat Vision and Jack

Heat Vision:
My friend Jack says the universe is infinite. He says you can travel forever and never reach the edge. I say the edge is where you find it.

Frank:
Come on Johnson... use both shoes!

Jack Austin:
Knowledge is power... for real.

Heat Vision:
Is that blood?

Jack Austin:
The blood of tomatoes.

Jack Austin:
They have a man tracking me down. A very dangerous man. His name is Ron Silver. Like me, a former astronaut, but also a gifted actor.

Jack Austin:
Come on you big ball of gas, light my darkest hour.

The Doctor:
Can I trouble you for an autograph?

Ron Silver:
Yeah, if you have a pen.

The Doctor:
I don't have a pen.

Ron Silver:
Well get a pen, and I'll give you an autograph.

Heat Vision:
He pushed me over.

The Sheriff:
He got away?

Heat Vision:
Listen, lady, he pushed me over.

Jack Austin:
Hip to their jive, I called my roommate Doug, and asked him to come pick me up. If I had known then what I know now... I would have called a cab.

Jack Austin:
You learn to accept things when you're on the run... if fate makes you a motorcycle, you become a motorcycle.

Pool Player #1:
Hey, that guy disintegrated Jasmine!

Jack Austin:
I know everything!

Heat Vision:
I say a round Earth is a blessing. Each day you can see a new horizon. Goodnight.

The Sheriff:
Jack, if you stay here, I can take care of you.

Jack Austin:
In the past, I've try to tell my story to journalists. Make friends. Open up to women. They're all dead. I've burnt out my daylight. Time for my to ride.