Hoodlum & Son

Sheriff Duggan:
What you hollerin' about, you great googlin' mooglie? I had me enough of your monkeyshines and shenanigans.

Benny 'The Bomb' Palladino:
I want you to get the 'you-know-what' from 'you-know-who'. You know where, and the 'when' is now.

Charlie:
Gimme both.

Charlie:
If I'd known I was gonna be this thirsty today, I would've drunk more last night.

Ugly Jim:
I take it you're not here because you've read the good reviews.

Charlie:
You're right. Word of mouth brought me here- a friend's recommendation.

Ugly Jim:
And what does your friend recommend?

Charlie:
He recommends you pay him what you owe him.

Ugly Jim:
You can tell your friend I'll pay him what his service is worth: jack-diddley-squat... With bells on.

Benny "The Bomb":
I set you up, you set me up, I set you up again- it's like a game of tennis- and we all know that the guy with the most strings in his racket wins. And that guy aint you. The ball's in your court, McCrae, but believe me- you don't wanna knock it back over here.

Ugly Jim:
Well maybe I got an ace up my sleeve.

Benny "The Bomb":
And maybe you're mixin' your metaphors, Kid. Don't join a game if you can't compete.

Benny "The Bomb":
You'll grow as big as I allow you to grow, you Potato-eatin' Fancy-pants.

Archie:
You aint dumb, Jim. You're probably smart in other areas.

Archie:
Try Florida.

Benny "The Bomb":
What, are you nuts? Benny Palladino don't surrender to nobody, especially not that apple-polishing putz.