Jaws: The Revenge

Michael Brody:
How come it's my responsibility?

Carla Brody:
Because.

Michael Brody:
Oh. OK, now I understand; all you had to do was explain it. I take out the garbage... because.

Michael Brody:
Dad died of a heart attack!

Ellen Brody:
No. He died from fear. The fear of it killed him.

Hoagie Newcombe:
I have an irresistible urge to kiss you, Ellen Brody.

Ellen Brody:
Why?

Hoagie Newcombe:
Because... it would not occur to you why.

Polly:
There's an old dock pile, it has to be cleared before the fishermen come back.

Sean Brody:
Where's Lenny?

Polly:
Up to Ben Master's place, cow-tipping.

Sean Brody:
Cow-tipping?

Jake:
That's fair, man. That's fair.

Michael Brody:
I don't know sh*t about electronics.

Jake:
Boy, you don't know sh*t about anything. It's time you learn! I'll teach you how to wear your hair!

Hoagie Newcombe:
Hang on to your socks, lads.

Jake:
Hey! Wait a minute, man! You sure you know how to do this?

Hoagie Newcombe:
Of course not! What kind of pilot do you think I am?

Michael Brody:
[to torch-wielding welder wife Carla] I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder. I've dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy.

Michael Brody:
I'm scared shitless. What the hell am I supposed to do if I can't go back out in the water?

Ellen Brody:
Come and get me, you son of a b*tch.

Ellen Brody:
Can't believe I started all this. I feel like such a grandma!

Hoagie Newcombe:
Damn passengers! You're all the same! Complain, complain! [shark rises out of water] Ohh sh*t!

Jake:
Come here you overgrown goldfish, come to Uncle Jake!

Jake:
How come your heart's so much stronger than mine, you got two of them?