Bad News Bears

Kelly:
I got a Harley Davidson. Does that turn you on? Harley Davidson?

Tanner Boyle:
All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, spics, n*ggers, pansies, and a booger-eatin' moron!

Coach Morris Buttermaker:
Come on, fellas. Rome wasn't built in a day.

Ogilvie:
Yeah, it took several hundred years.

Amanda:
I know I don't got a lot up there, but what I got sure don't feel too good.

Coach Morris Buttermaker:
Well, your mother and I didn't got along too well, Amanda. I liked her very much, though. I still do. As a matter of fact I'm just not the marrying kind. But I guess I handled it badly, huh?

Amanda Whurlitzer:
You handled it like sh*t!

Amanda Whurlitzer:
Look Buttermaker, you're not my father and I'll not move an inch to play baseball for you anymore. So why don't you get back into that sardine can of yours and go, go vaccuum the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. I've got business to take care of. You're blocking my customers with your car.

Coach Morris Buttermaker:
Those boys aren't very rough. You won't get hurt.

Amanda Whurlitzer:
That's got nothing to do with it. I'm almost 12 and I'll... I'll be getting a bra soon.

Amanda Whurlitzer:
Well, maybe in a year or so. I can't be playing all dumb baseball.

Coach Morris Buttermaker:
What if he tries something?

Amanda Whurlitzer:
I'll handle it.

Coach Morris Buttermaker:
Rolling Stones, 11 years old.

Amanda Whurlitzer:
I know an 11-year-old girl who is already on the pill.

Coach Morris Buttermaker:
Don't ever say that word again.

Amanda Whurlitzer:
Jesus! Just who in the heck you think you are?

Coach Morris Buttermaker:
The goddamned manager, that's who!

Amanda Whurlitzer:
Big wow!

Amanda Whurlitzer:
Hey Buttermaker! Maybe next spring you'll teach me how to hit.

Coach Morris Buttermaker:
You bet.

Coach Morris Buttermaker:
Listen, Lupus, you didn't come into this life just to sit around on a dugout bench, did ya? Now get your ass out there and do the best you can.

Coach Morris Buttermaker:
This quitting thing, it's a hard habit to break once you start.

Coach Morris Buttermaker:
Now get back to the stands before I shave off half your mustache and shove it up your left nostril.

Tanner Boyle:
Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straignt up your ass!

Toby Whitehead :
"A stretcher for his balls?"

This is from Breaking Training and it made me cry

Tanner:
“What about doing it for the Looper?!”