Murphy's Romance

Murphy Jones:
I'm a widower. That's like catnip to a cat, in a town where the ladies outnumber you ten to one.

Emma:
Okay,What is it? How old are you Murphy?

Murphy Jones:
Just set the damn thing on fire!

Murphy Jones:
It might be the ball cock.

Emma:
Most problems start there.

Murphy Jones:
I'm in love... for the last time in my life.

Emma:
I'm in love for the first time in my life.

Murphy Jones:
You are a miserable little son of a b*tch, you know that? I don't know why she took you in the house... I'd bed you down with the dogs! And I'll tell you something else, mister, you may be a lot younger and stronger, but you're about to get your ass kicked from here to the state line... and I'm wearin' the boots that can do it!

Bobby Jack Moriarty:
You're a feisty old booger, aren't ya.

Murphy Jones:
I thought we just settled that!