One Fine Day

One Fine Day

Get deep into the lives of Chicago Street Residence Hall RAs in this funny series based on the real lives of the show's creators. Join Daniel Knolls, Mitch Michaels, Steven Thompson, and Christi Vanderbilt as they try to not only survive college but also keep the fictional University of Illinois dorm civil while still having their own fun. During the series first season Daniel must come to terms with his new position as the rookie resident advisor under the tutelage of Mitch as he struggles to keep the likes of Drunk David and Jacob Winters from destroying the building. As Christi nears the end of her college career she must learn to come to terms with her own self identity and her feelings towards the strong willed Alexis Card. Steven meanwhile plans to just see how many tick marks he can add to his note card of debauchery.The second season sees the addition of two new RAs to C.S.R. in the forms of Henry and Katharine Joan; an over zealous and super strict rookie and an Internet addicted sophomore. Together they help their fellow staff members watch over the residents and have a little fun on the side. Sometimes you have to deal with crazy residents; sometimes you just go out and have a blast yourself.Bonus Features:- Blooper reels for both season 1 and 2- Production slideshows from both seasons 1 and 2- The previously limited released documentary "A Look At Homosexuality in OFD!" by creator Derek Klein- Second Life, A Daniel Knolls Film- Select episode commentaries by creators Derek Klein & Marc Morin Jr.- And more!This product is manufactured on demand using DVD-R recordable media. Amazon.com's standard return policy will apply.

Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Stars: Michelle Pfeiffer, George Clooney, Mae Whitman, Alex D. Linz
Production: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 4 wins & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
47%
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PG
Year:
1996
108
2,346 Views

Melanie:
I only wanted to warn you that Sammy can get into trouble faster than you can make most women smile.

Jack Taylor:
Maggie, when you grow up and are incredibly beautiful and intelligent and possess a certain sweetness that's... that's like a distant promise to the brave, to the worthy, could you please not beat to a pulp every miserable bastard that comes your way simply because you can? Could you not do that?

Maggie Taylor:
Okay Daddy.

Jack:
What would you do if I kissed you right now?

Melanie:
You wouldn't kiss me.

Jack:
But what would you do if i did?

Melanie:
Do you wanna kiss me right now?

Jack:
I wouldn't've mentioned it if didn't.

Jack:
What?

Melanie:
I forgot to tell you that Sammy is allergic to shellfish and dander. And also, he's not allowed to watch commercial TV. And no matter what he says, he has to hold your hand when he crosses the street. Oh, and also, if you go to the playground, I'd like you to check the sandbox first, because you never know what people throw in there. And, also... OK. Bye.

Jack:
Fine.

Melanie:
Fine.

Jack Taylor:
You aren't going to fire me. My face is on buses.

Melanie Parker:
Let's do this right. Let me freshen up so I'll feel a little more like a woman and less like a dead mommy.

Melanie Parker:
You're the most important thing in the world.

Sammy Parker:
No, I'm not. Your job is.

Maggie Taylor:
I'm hungry.

Jack Taylor:
Want a Tic Tac?

Maggie Taylor:
No.

Jack Taylor:
That's all I've got.

Jack:
You know what my mother used to say to me?

Melanie:
Gee, no, what?

Jack:
Love your guy like a little boy and he'll grow into a man.

Melanie:
So she knew back then that you were gay?

Melanie:
Your Peter Pan complex is so 90s.

Jack:
What Peter Pan complex?

Melanie:
The one you're so proud of.

Jack:
Do you have any friends?

Melanie:
I don't have time for friends.

Jack:
That's because of your Captain Hook complex.

Jack Taylor:
You're asking me for help.

Melanie Parker:
It would appear that way, wouldn't it?

Jack Taylor:
I'll agree if you'll say, "Jack, please be my knight in shining armor."

Melanie Parker:
Jack, don't be a sh*t-head. Go rescue our kids.

Jack Taylor:
This is hard for you, isn't it?

Jack Taylor:
Kick the mean boys in the shins.

Celia:
You are sensitive and frightened. I am gentle and brutal. Just think about it!

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