Play Misty for Me

Evelyn:
I did it because I LOVE YOU!!!

Evelyn Draper:
Why didn't you take my call?

Dave Garver:
Where does it say that I gotta drop what I'm doing and answer the phone every time it rings?

Evelyn Draper:
Do you know your nostrils flare out into little wings when you're mad? It's kinda cute.

Dave Garver:
Hello?

Sgt. McCallum:
Garver!

Dave Garver:
Yeah.

Sgt. McCallum:
Sgt McCallum. Sorry to wake you but something has come up.

Dave Garver:
Yeah I know, she just paid me a visit with a butcher knife.

Sgt. McCallum:
Why? Because she was released on parole pending further legal action.

Dave Garver:
When?

Sgt. McCallum:
A week ago.

Dave Garver:
Well I sure like the way you broke your ass to let me know about it!

Sgt. McCallum:
I just found out about it myself.

Dave Garver:
Who's in charge down there anyway?

Sgt. McCallum:
Now look you wanna help find her or would you rather just sit there and belly-ache?

Dave Garver:
All right.

Sgt. McCallum:
Now exactly what did she say to you?

Dave Garver:
I told you, she said that she was well and that she was going to Hawaii.

Sgt. McCallum:
Uh what else?

Dave Garver:
I already told you.

Sgt. McCallum:
Well tell me again.

Dave Garver:
You know Sergeant, you really make lousy conversation!

Sgt. McCallum:
You make lousy coffee!

Evelyn Draper:
I should've known you'd never do anything to spoil it.

Dave Garver:
To spoil what?

Evelyn Draper:
What we have between us.

Dave Garver:
We don't have a goddam thing between us.

Evelyn Draper:
Don't you like me?

Dave Garver:
You're a nice girl.

Evelyn Draper:
But who needs nice girls?

Dave Garver:
I'm kind of hung up on one.

Evelyn Draper:
And you don't want to complicate your life.

Dave Garver:
That's exactly right.

Evelyn Draper:
Well neither do I, but that's no reason we shouldn't sleep together tonight if we feel like it.

Dave Garver:
There's a little spot in the middle of each day about your size.

Tobie Williams:
Well there's lots of girls about my size if you're really looking.

Dave Garver:
I'm not, that's what I'm trying to tell you.

Tobie Williams:
You mean you've given up girls?

Dave Garver:
Well I haven't exactly been the monk of the month or anything like that but I have been making an effort.

Evelyn Draper:
It was funny, I was calling you from that phone booth over there and he was telling me you'd left and I was staring at your car - isn't that funny.

Dave Garver:
Kind of funny.

Birdie (Clarice Taylor):
“It’s gonna cost you double to clean up this mess!”

Dave Garver:
Get lost!

Evelyn Draper:
Yeah, get lost a**holes!

Dave Garver:
You haven't got the faintest idea of what love is, we don't even know each other.

Evelyn Draper:
[menacing Tobie with a pair of scissors] I hope Dave likes what he sees when he gets here. Because that's what he's taking to Hell with him!