Prince of Darkness

Professor Edward Birack:
Let's talk about our beliefs, and what we can learn about them. We believe nature is solid, and time a constant. Matter has substance and time a direction. There is truth in flesh and the solid ground. The wind may be invisible, but it's real. Smoke, fire, water, light -- they're different! Not as to stone or steel, but they're tangible. And we assume time is narrow because it is as a clock -- one second is one second for everyone! Cause precedes effect -- fruit rots, water flows downstream. We're born, we age, we die. The reverse NEVER happens. ...None of this is true! Say goodbye to classical reality, because our logic collapses on the subatomic level ... into ghosts and shadows.

Professor Edward Birack:
From Job's friends insisting that the good are rewarded and the wicked punished, to the scientists of the 1930's proving to their horror the theorem that not everything can be proved, we've sought to impose order on the universe. But we've discovered something very surprising: while order DOES exist in the universe, it is not at all what we had in mind!

Walter:
Why do I want a Ph.D. in this?

Catherine:
Particle beam weapons, research grants...

Walter:
A millionaire when I'm forty! Now I remember!

Walter:
Why is everybody looking at me that way?

Brian:
Because you're being a**hole-ish.

Walter:
Well, it's a**hole-ish of you to say so!

Kelly:
Hello? I'm opening the door, if you want to stop what you're doing and put your clothes on!

Wyndham:
I've got a message for you, and you're not going to like it. Pray for death.

Brian:
What happened? You talk numbers, you get romantic. You talk people, you clam up.

Catherine:
Just a little miscue, that's all.

Brian:
Can I tell you something?

Catherine:
Please don't.

Brian:
I won't tell.

Catherine:
Tell me next time. If there is one. Or the time after that, or... two years from now.

Brian:
Who was he? The one that gave you such a high opinion of men?

Catherine:
I wouldn't like it if either of us jumped to conclusions.

Brian:
How do you know what I was going to say what you think I was going to say?

Catherine:
Because if you don't, I don't want to know.