Red Planet

Dr. Quinn Burchenal:
Uh oh - we're going to talk about God now, aren't we? 'Cause if we are, I'm going to need another pop.

Chantilas:
Not God... faith.

Dr. Quinn Burchenal:
Faith? Oh, I had a girlfriend named Faith. She cheated on me, with a girl named Chastity.

Gallagher:
Well, here it is: that time they told us about in high school when math would save our lives.

Commander Kate Bowman:
Could you, uh... pass me that towel?

Dr. Quinn Burchenal:
We just disappointed 10 billion people. Not counting the ex-wives.

Gallagher:
I prefer one moon, you know? That way you know what to call it: The Moon.

Commander Kate Bowman:
No joy on all scenarios for engine ignition. That includes hitting the console

Commander Kate Bowman:
. What next? Over.

Commander Kate Bowman:
How do you propose that I explain to Houston that two of my crew went blind drinking moonshine vodka?

Gallagher:
Very carefully?

Commander Kate Bowman:
So what, doesn't this establishment serve women?

Gallagher:
Aw, man, I saw Elvis.

Gallagher:
We walk 100 km. to a 30 year old Russian rock probe that failed to launch and try to jump start it. Gee, why couldn't you make it tough.

Dr. Quinn Burchenal:
What if-what if we just tell Huston that there is no life on Mars? Then we just take it for ourselves! We-no listen! We can rule! I can be the king, Gallagher can be the toilet fixer, Chantlis can be the Spiritual Adviser and Pettengail -... has passed out. Ok...

Dr. Quinn Burchenal:
Hypoxia? Dizzy. Skin'll tingle. Vision narrows. Then anoxia. Shock, convulsions, acidosis.

Gallagher:
Gonna hurt?

Dr. Quinn Burchenal:
Yeah.

Gallagher:
Well, thats about it. I hate this planet. I really miss Earth. I really miss a lot of things. I... I 'm gonna miss you.

Gallagher:
Aren't you gonna say anything?.

Gallagher:
I shoulda kissed you.

Commander Kate Bowman:
Yeah, you shoulda kissed me.

Gallagher:
Bye...

Commander Kate Bowman:
That's not good.

Chip Pettengill:
It's weird. There's nothing here.

Gallagher:
It's Mars.

Gallagher:
We can breathe!

Dr. Quinn Burchenal:
I don't know what the hell this is but I'll take it!

Dr. Quinn Burchenal:
A former rocket scientist who now specializes in making sandwiches. Terrific.

Gallagher:
It's nice just to know you are still up there.

Commander Kate Bowman:
Yeah well, I don't mind dying, I just hate being alone so get your asses back here.

Gallagher:
Hey, sweetie.

Chip Pettengill:
Sweetie ? Is she our navigator or your girlfriend ?

Gallagher:
It`s been a long flight.

Chip Pettengill:
Certainly has.

Gallagher:
Kill him. That`s my kind of girl.

Chip Pettengill:
It`s your girlfriend. She made it.

Gallagher:
Got it.

Commander Kate Bowman:
On Earth, they`re calling you a hero, Gallagher.

Dr. Quinn Burchenal:
Well, at least this thing has enough rocket fuel to keep us warm.

Gallagher:
Here comes a billion dollar campfire. At least it`s good for something.

Commander Kate Bowman:
A big ice storm`s coming straight for you. It`s the size of Montana, and it`s moving fast. I`m going into comm blackout. You need to find shelter immediately, now.