Reefer Madness

Mae:
What time is it?

Jack:
Time to get up and give this place the goin' over. It looks like the marines have landed.

Mae:
Well, that bunch last night was high enough to take over the marines and the navy!

Jack:
Oh, why don't you button up your lip? You're always squawkin' about something. You've got more static than a radio.

Mae:
I wish you'd lay off those kids!

Jack:
Why don't you get over that "mother complex"?

Mae:
Hey, what an I? An orphan?

Jack:
Where do you put it? D'ya got a hollow leg?

Blanche:
This is Bill Harper. He's okay.

Mae:
There's a new one in today.

Jack:
Yeah - Bill Harper. He's all right.

Jimmy:
Let's go, Jack. I'm red-hot!

Jack:
Better be careful how you drive, or the first thing you know you'll be ice cold.

Dr. Carroll:
Yes. I remember. Just a young boy... under the influence of drugs... who killed his entire family with an axe.

Blanche:
Oh, snap out if it, will ya? It's not our fault. Why did I ever bring him up there anyway? He's just a kid. They can't hang him.

Ralph:
Shut up, SHUT UP!

Bill:
Ya know after that session we had yesterday, I went home and told mother that the trouble with her pot roast gravy was that she hadn't added three heaping teaspoonfuls of olive oil.

Mary:
What did she say?

Bill:
She didn't say anything; she just threw me out of the kitchen.

Mary:
Why, no wonder.

Ralph:
Mae? MAE!

Mae:
What do you want?

Ralph:
Bring me some reefers!

Ralph:
I know what you want. You want to kill ME!

Jack:
You're crazy. Take it easy, kid. I just wanta talk ta ya.

Dr. Carroll:
...Failing this, the next tragedy may be that of your daughter's... or your son's... or yours... or yours...

Dr. Carroll:
or yours!

Dr. Carroll:
I'm going to ask you a straightforward question: isn't it true that you have, perhaps unwillingly, acquired a certain habit through association with certain undesirable people?

Jimmy:
How about driving over to the... Joe's place with me? I'll buy you a soda!

Bill:
I never drink the stuff!

Bureau Official:
Here is an example: A fifteen-year-old lad apprehended in the act of staging a holdup — fifteen years old and a marijuana addict. Here is a most tragic case.

Dr. Carroll:
Yes, I remember. Just a young boy... under the influence of drugs... who killed his entire family with an axe.