Nadja

Dr. Van Helsing:
Face it, Jim. She's a zombie.

Dr. Van Helsing:
Blood is like chewing gum to these creatures!

Nadja (holding Lucy's pet tarantula Bela):
What does he eat?

Lucy:
Potatoes. Potato salad. Deer[?]. I tried to teach him French but he wasn't interested.

Nadja:
Maybe he has a learning disability. "Deer" is hard to hear, maybe "Beer".

Nadja:
Life is full of pain, my pain is the pain of fleeting joy.

Nadja:
We have come for the body of Count Voivoida Armenios Ceau?escu Dracula. I believe there is a wooden stake in the heart. You will take us to him.

Van Helsing:
He was like Elvis in the end. Drugged, confused, surrounded by zombies.

Van Helsing:
He tried to change, tried to resist the usual pattern. He managed to show some restraint. But she, she died in childbirth. [...] And after that he didn't care about anything. It was back to basics.