A Date with the Falcon

Inspector Michael 'Mike' O'Hara:
[Discovering that he has mistaken a phony diamond for a real one] That settles it! I'm gonna change my wife's stone for a washing machine!

Inspector Michael 'Mike' O'Hara:
Wait a minute, Falcon. You can't let me down! You're the only guy who knows the diamond racket inside out.

Gay Lawrence:
Get thee behind me, O'Hara.

Gay Lawrence:
I told you I don't know anything, and I don't want to find out anything!

Inspector Michael 'Mike' O'Hara:
What's the matter, Bates? Can't you take 'em?

Detective Bates:
[Trying to act macho] Are you gonna come quietly, Falcon?

Gay Lawrence:
[Putting his finger by his lips and mouthing a 'shhh'] Yeah, I won't even wake you up.

Helen Reed:
Something tells me I'm going to be a widow before I'm a bride.

Max Carlson:
[to Rita knowingly] I think you can be relied upon to close our deal with 'The Falcon.'

Rita Mara:
I think so. Then we meet at your apartment.

Max Carlson:
That's right. Come on, Dutch.

Gay Lawrence:
[to Dutch] Oh, your hat. [Handing him his hat]

Max Carlson:
Awfully sorry we won't meet again.

Gay Lawrence:
[Drolly] Oh, that's one nice thing about my murder.

Gay Lawrence:
You're going to fix a window?

Needles, a Henchman:
[Ominously] No, I'm gonna fix your wagon.

Inspector Michael 'Mike' O'Hara:
[Understating] Only a little murder wrap is all.

Helen Reed:
Murder?

Inspector Michael 'Mike' O'Hara:
Yes.

Helen Reed:
What makes you think you're a detective? Just because your arches are broken down?

Jonathan 'Goldy' Locke:
I tell yuh, I'm as sober as a judge.

Policeman:
I'll put you before one, and we'll find out.

Inspector Michael 'Mike' O'Hara:
[to Helen, sarcastically about Gay] I'm beginning to think that the worst thing I could do to that guy is let you catch up with him.

Gay Lawrence:
[When he realizes that the crooks intend to throw him down a trap door into the river] You know, they say the best people are using concrete these days.

Jonathan 'Goldy' Locke:
So long, Jack. You're on your own. What a break for crime!

Inspector Michael 'Mike' O'Hara:
[Seeing Gay and Helen embracing] Awww, touching, ain't it?

Jonathan 'Goldy' Locke:
[Referring to a bet he's lost to Helen] Yeah, touches me for a buck.

Gay Lawrence:
[Leaving with O'Hara] Oh, good-bye, darling.

Helen Reed:
[Taking the dollar from Goldie] Yes, it'll be a down payment on my straight jacket.