Oh, Father. Thank God you could make it.
N*gger, call me Doug. I don't like being called "Father." No way. Plus, I got a couple issues with a few people out there claiming false child support. I mean, just 'cause the little n*gger got my eyes, my nose, my extremely rare AB-negative blood type, don't mean I'm the damn daddy.
Uh, bro, I'm gonna have to level with you. This bitch don't look right. I mean, she look all ashy and shit, and just... You know, like E.T. with a weave. If I was you, I'd just be out. Let's just go. Come on. Let's go.
Uh, I... I can't leave her. That's my girl.
Are you kidding me? Come on, man. There's so much pussy in the world, man. You don't have to be with just her. Come to the congregation. I've got a few in the congregation, I'm trying to tell you. [Father Williams pulls a photo from his wallet] Check this out. Now, I know she look old. I know she... But she a freak, and she got skills.
Oh, my God! What did you do?
Shit, I did you a favor.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God, Rosa!
I just wanted my last check, Malcolm.
Oh, my God, you shot my housekeeper.
You mean, your ex-housekeeper. Look, man, the bitch can't be jumping out on me like that. You ain't gonna tell nobody, right? I got warrants.
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