A Very Potter Sequel

A Very Potter Sequel

A Very Potter Sequel (often shortened to AVPS) is a musical with music and lyrics by Darren Criss and a book by Matt Lang, Nick Lang, and Brian Holden. The story is a parody, based on several of the Harry Potter novels (particularly Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix) by J. K. Rowling, as well as their film counterparts. A Very Potter Sequel picks up where A Very Potter Musical left off with Lord Voldemort destroyed. Lucius Malfoy then decides to go back in time to Harry Potter's first year at Hogwarts to destroy him before he becomes a bigger threat than he already is. The musical was performed May 14-16, 2010, on the University of Michigan campus. It was produced by StarKid Productions and directed by Matt Lang. The musical starred Darren Criss as Harry Potter, Joey Richter as Ron Weasley, Bonnie Gruesen as Hermione Granger, Lauren Lopez as Draco Malfoy, and Joe Walker as Dolores Umbridge. The video version of the musical premiered in its entirety at Infinitus, a Harry Potter convention. The video premiered on YouTube July 22, 2010, and within two days had gotten over 160,000 views, making the StarKid Productions page the most viewed of the day.A Very Potter Sequel is followed by A Very Potter Senior Year.

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2010
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Harry Potter:
I am in a rage! This is the maddest I've ever been!

Dolores Umbridge:
Did you get my text?

Lucius Malfoy:
Yes, I know. He marries Ginny! There is literally no way to move forward from this point!

Severus Snape:
Why that's absurd!

Remus Lupin:
You're absurd!

Severus Snape:
What! SAY THAT TO MY FACE!

Remus Lupin:
YOU'RE ABSURD!

Severus Snape:
THAT'S ABSURD!

Draco Malfoy:
But as consequence... My father...

Hermione Granger:
Lucius Malfoy?

Draco Malfoy:
The very same. It turns out my father has traveled back in time with a gang of Death Eaters. Their mission? To KILL Harry Potter. And when I found out about their evil plot, I stowed away in my father's fanny pack so I could stop them.

Remus Lupin:
How much proof is there now! Ah-ah! What you're looking at is the corpse of Peter Pettigrew. The man thought to be killed by Sirius years ago. Can I get a time of death on this please?

Neville Longbottom:
Well, I'm no coroner, but, uh, looks like he was killed ten minutes, and, uh thirty-six seconds ago.

Remus Lupin:
Thanks, Neville. How could Sirius have killed him years ago if he's only been dead for ten and a half minutes?

Molly Weasley:
Yeah! Why does he look all FRESHLY bloody. And mangled. And... dirty.

Arthur Weasley:
Yeah! How'd he end up like that? Lupin!

Remus Lupin:
Yes! Probably the work of that... infamous Hogwarts... Jaguar.

Albus Dumbledore:
Makes sense to me!

Remus Lupin:
Yes! The Hogwarts jaguar... Responsible for so much property damage to Hogwarts this year! Especially in my office... *cough*cough* Lupin shouldn't have to pay for that... Yes... Who said that?... Probably that jaguar! Bless his soft adorable paws that he trips over when he's running to fast...

Severus Snape:
It's a BBM from Umbridge "Are you with Dumbledore? Did he get my text?" Now you drag me into this?

Harry Potter:
Oh cool, I was thinking about me too.

Severus Snape:
Sirius Blaaack! Oh! Checkmate. Sirius Blaaack!

Albus Dumbledore:
Disapparate!

Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, Albus Dumbledore, Ron Weasley, Dolores Umbridge, Sirius Black:
Ahh! Magic!

Severus Snape:
Where did the poster of headmaster Zefron go?

Dolores Umbridge:
I don't care for Zefron. Taylor Lautner is my man.

Severus Snape:
What do you want, you horrid b*itch?

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