So, what are we making, Sarah?
We are making chilled watermelon soup and sea scallop risotto.
What? What are we making again?
I'm sorry, can you do something helpful?
Did you say risotto?
Can you please do something helpful?
The joint is not going to roll itself, Sarah. And I am making a magical appetizer dish that is going to make your risotto taste so much better.
You know what i want? I want you to have acted like my boyfriend seven years ago. taken me to a movie, bought me a f***ing ice cream cone. That's what i want. Instead of being the guy who permanently f***ed up my expectations for normalcy in a relationship. the guy that made me explain to my mom "No, Josh isn't my boyfriend, he's just someone that sleeps with me when he comes home pining for my best friend to drunk to see straight."
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