Adult Beginners

Jake:
You can basically take the last three years of my life and light them on fire.

Jake:
My sister's pregnant so I'm like staying at her place, kinda helping her out a little bit. Getting my ducks in a row.

Paul:
She came in here a couple weeks ago to buy a bra. It was the best.

Jake:
Alright cool, man. This is weird.

Blanca:
Do you always bring your pregnant sister on dates?

Jake:
Just when I want to guarantee I won't get laid.

Blanca:
You know what, I love your eye shadow.

Justine:
Thanks!

Blanca:
It's gorgeous.

Justine:
Oh, thank you. I love your hair. It's incredible.

Blanca:
Oh my god, thank you! I love your highlights.

Justine:
I did these myself!

Blanca:
Really?

Justine:
Yeah, L'Or?al.

Jake:
This coat's from Old Navy.

Jake:
You can't get mad at people for napping.

Danny:
Dude, we get mad at anybody who gets any sleep.

Danny:
[Jake's ringtone goes off] What is that? Is that that song from The Shining?

Jake:
Yeah, this guy wants to kill me.

Danny:
I love that song.

Jake:
I'm Jake.

Blanca:
Blanca.

Jake:
Blanca? But you're not white.