Alice in Wonderland

Alice:
Oh! It looks like somebody had an accident.

The White Rabbit:
THAT'S a funny thing to call it.

Mad Hatter:
And after the King's ball comes off, we're eating dinner in the Queen's box.

Alice:
Dinner in the Queen's box?

Mad Hatter:
Well not dinner exactly, it's more like a boxed lunch.

Humpty Dumpty:
Who's she? I've never seen HER before.

Mad Hatter:
She's new in these parts.

The White Rabbit:
She's embarrassed - I think she's still a virgin.

Mad Hatter:
Well if that's the case, she should be embarrassed. I've never heard of such a thing.

Alice:
Well I'm trying to learn, honestly, but I can't have everything shoved down my throat all at once.

Mad Hatter:
Well I don't see why not.

Alice:
Don't you think you should put that thing away?

Mad Hatter:
Certainly not, I just let it out! Don't you like it?

Alice:
Well... Yes, it's very nice.

Mad Hatter:
You may touch it.

Alice:
Oh, I couldn't!

Mad Hatter:
I don't see why not.

Alice:
Well, because it's yours.

Mad Hatter:
[rolling his eyes] I'll share it with you.

Alice:
Well if it feels good, there's a good chance it must be bad.

Scrugg:
We don't have any towels. We had one once, but it was stolen by a hotel.

King Of Hearts:
[to Alice] May my rod and staff comfort thee.