All Grown Up!

Phil:
I wonder what Dil would be like if we never dropped him on his head?

Dil:
I've got it! A cabinet for people's files!

Tommy:
You mean a file cabinet?

Dil:
Oh, yeah. Oh! I got it! White sticky stuff that holds junk together!

Tommy:
Glue?

Tommy:
Hey, Dil! What are you doing? Watching the grass grow?

Dil:
That blade over there's the fastest.

Tommy:
(walking into Dil's now clean room) AAAH! Hm, I've never seen the floor of your room before.

Lil:
Eew! Phil farted!

Phil:
I did not! YOU did!

Lil:
Did not! It's biologically impossible for girls to fart.

Phil:
Does anyone wanna be my co-pilot?

Dil:
Dil, reporting for duty!

Phil:
Ok, anyone ELSE wanna be my co-pilot?

Sean:
I don't do manual labor.

Sean:
Hey, Angelica, do you know if...

Angelica:
Would I like to dance? I'd LOVE to!

[Angelica is teaching Chuckie to lie]

Angelica:
Plant your feet firmly, look me in the eye, now lose your concience. Ok, here comes an example: You're smart, you'll get it!

Chucky:
Thanks!

Angelica:
That was the example.

Dil:
Sorry about the Belt-Quariums.

Tommy:
Not your fault Pangborn's a trend-killer. If he'd been around when clothes were invented, we'd all be walking around buck naked!

Chucky:
I'm fine, really! Who needs to breathe?

Tommy:
Well, at least we caught up!

Chucky:
Uh, I don't know how to tell you this Tommy, but I guess just plain English is the best way. We lapped ya.

Girl:
These shoes are stylin', but I have 5 toes, not one long pointy one!

[about Charlotte's new face job]

Didi:
(under her breath) Remember, we're not supposed to look surprised1

Stu:
(under his breath) She started it!

Angelica:
Teach him to lie? Don't you realize that the ability to lie is something you're born with? Like my perfect nose!

Susie Carmichael:
See? There's a perfect example.

Susie Carmichael:
Did you just brake up with Sean?

Angelica:
Teenager means never having to explain.

Tommy:
I saw... the bike.

Dil:
Is that some sort of secret code? Ok, I ate... the banana.

Tommy:
I know what to do, I'm a little concerned that i just had a conversation with a poster, but I'll worry about that later.

Lil:
It's always Phil and Lil, this! Phil and Lil, that! News flash: We're not two heads on one body! I'm a thinking, breathing, independent individual, and he's... PHIL!

Angelica:
How can I be loved by millions if I play an evil alien? I wanna play a nice alien! NICE! Now get that through your thick skull, or I'm walkin'!

Tommy:
You're right, what was I thinking, casting you as the evil villain?

Angelica:
That better not be sarcasm.

Lil:
[trying to blackmail Phil] Three words, Philip: YOU-KNOW-WHAT.

Phil:
Here's my three words: YOU-SIGNED-THIS!

Lil:
I! DON'T! CARE!

Phil:
YOU! CAN'T! DO! [pause] that.

Chucky:
See? Friends are like holidays - you can never have enough.

Tommy:
[looking at Chuckie trying not to spill a secret] Chuckie, what's wrong with your face?

[about Kimi's new bad boy friend Z]

Kimi Finster:
Dad, what happened to the "Don't judge a book by its cover" speech?

Chazz Finster, Drew Pickles, Boris:
Well, its different now, because the book is hanging around WITH MY DAUGHTER!

Tommy:
If that's what being eleven is all about, I'm staying ten till I'm forty.

Dil:
Tommy! You're turning Blechanese! I REALLY THINK SO!

Phil:
Don't look at me.

Lil:
What's wrong?

Phil:
What's wrong? Everything's wrong! The world has fallen off its axis. The sun shall never shine again.

Lil:
Is this about your penalty shots? Because we can work on that.

Phil:
It's Wally! She dumped me. [crying]

Phil:
Like dipping your heart into a tank of hungry piranhas!