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Well, you're right. I'm terrible. I know I'm terrible. I look at the mirror and I'm ashamed. Maybe I should quit. I just can't seem to do anything right.
Listen. I can't make you a great dancer. I don't even know if I can make you a good dancer. But, if you keep trying and don't quit, I know I can make you a better dancer. I'd like very much to do that. Stay?
Are you going to keep yelling at me?
Quick. Tell me. What was the name of the girl in Philadelphia, the blonde with the television show?
Ah, the blonde with the television show. The blonde with the television show in Philadelphia? I remember that girl's name. I remember that girl's name because that girl meant something to me. The blonde with the television show - her name was Sweetheart! Honey? Baby? Can't remember her name.
Who cares? Can't remember her name.
No, nothing I ever do is good enough. Not beautiful enough, it's not funny enough, it's not deep enough, it's not anything enough. Now, when I see a rose, that's perfect. I mean, that's perfect. I want to look up to God and say, "How the hell did you do that? And why the hell can't I do that?"
Now that's probably one of your better con lines.
Yeah, it is. But that doesn't mean I don't mean it.
A great entertainer...
A great entertainer!
A great Humanitarian...
A great Humanitarian
And my freind of 25 years...
And my freind of 17 years!
Oh boy, do I hate show business!
Joe, you love show business.
Oh that's right. I love show business. I'll go either way.
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