Alpha and Omega 2: A Howl-iday Adventure

Humphrey:
How the hell did you find us?

Stinky:
[sniffs] I sniffed you out!

Kate:
Ugh, great! Just what we needed!

Runt:
[sees Princess with a steak in her mouth] God! What large teeth you have.

Princess:
You look cold.

Runt:
No... i'm just... well... [shivers] Okay, i'm freezing.

Princess:
And probably hungry.

Runt:
I, uh... i'm a peaky eater... just warning you.

Princess:
[gives him the steak]

Runt:
But i can be flexible. [eats the steak]

Runt:
How time flies.

Princess:
It always does.

Runt:
Are you gonna eat me?

Princess:
Eat you? [giggles softly] I'm sure you'll taste very badly.

Kate:
Okay, parents first dinner. Let's get this place in order. Oh Humphrey, can you move the logboard to the wall?

Humphrey:
This is where we fell in love.

Kate:
I know. Against the wall.

[Humphrey pushes the log a little]

Kate:
*Completely* against the wall.

Humphrey:
I don't know, baby. I think the angle makes it a little less...

[Kate pushes the log more]

Humphrey:
Militant?

Rogue Wolf #1:
[hearing Humphrey's howl] Did you hear that weak-ass howl?

[last lines]

Kate:
Humphrey. Here we are, trying to get home again.

[they watch the puppies sleep peacefully]

Humphrey:
[smiling] I think we already are.

[they smile at each other and fall asleep]

Princess:
[Runt throws her the other half of the steak] Why aren't you eating the rest? Don't you know how scarce meat is?

Runt:
I was leaving the other half for you. You know, like sharing. Nah, i guess it's an Omega thing.

Princess:
When we have a kill, those who eat are those who fight for it.

Runt:
And i'm sure the pups do really well under that scenario.

Princess:
[growls at him] . The *Alpha* pups do. Sleep there, it'll be warmer.

Tony:
Garth, it's time you found a cave. I told you i'd give up mine.

Garth:
Lilly and I like living in the grass. [smirks at Lilly] The very *tall* grass.

Kate:
[seeing Runt climbing a tree] Runt? What the hell?

Humphrey:
Is my son climbing a tree?

Claudette:
[rolls her eyes] Here we go again.

Kate:
Runt, you get down here right now!

Runt:
[sees the road down the mountain] Hey, look. I see it. I see it!

Kate:
I don't care what you see!

Runt:
I see the human roads.

Kate:
Really?

Runt:
[climbs down] Really. [jumps off the tree]

Kate:
How far, Runt?

Runt:
Way down the mountain. I'd say 10 miles or so.

Humphrey:
If only there was a fast way to get there.

Kate:
[she sees a log and smiles at him]

Humphrey:
[hesitates] Oh no! No no. No no, oh hell no!

Runt:
Why's your dad so horrible? No offense.

Princess:
Trust me, this isn't the first time. He always treated me like crap.

Salty:
[walks in the den] Hey, Humphrey. Nice digs.

Humphrey:
Ugh! Damn, don't get me started [keeps digging]

Salty:
Ha, looks like you already have. How's life as an Alpha?

Humphrey:
Efficient.

Salty:
That is what we thought.

Humphrey:
"We"?

Salty:
The guys. We thought: wouldn't it be cool to take our Omega brother to the wild berry patch.

Humphrey:
[with a bone in his mouth] Yea, i'm not really a fan of berries.

Salty:
Fermented berries.

Humphrey:
[drops the bone] I. love. berries!

Kate:
[walks in] Oh, hi Salty. Humphrey, did you find all the...

Humphrey:
[interrupting her] Kate, Kate. I got an idea here. How about a few berries to go with the dry...

Kate:
Huh?

Humphrey:
Uh... i mean, uhh... the delicious and nutritious marrow? [chuckles nervously] Right, Salty?

[they both howl]

Humphrey:
Come on, baby. What do you say? [begs like a puppy]

Kate:
Oh Humphrey, you're begging.

Humphrey:
Sorry. These damn instincts.