Alter Egos

Brendan:
I love Dr. Seuss. He's like Shakespeare. Y'know, I only understand like 30 percent of it, but the 30 percent that I do understand is just unbelievably beautiful.

3rd Grade Teacher:
They think they can change anywhere. That... The world is not their changing room.

News Anchor:
Since the superheroes imprisoned all of the supervillains over ten years ago, they have had no enemy to fight. That, coupled with recent press coverage of superheroes living on luxury lifestyles with taxpayers' money, has raised questions about whether the government should continue subsidizing the supercorps.

C-Thru:
[as one superhero to another] Hey, you know, but there's a diner right down the street. Why-why don't we get in our civvies and... and go? I got to get out of this thing. My butt is itching.

Fridge:
I'd rather keep the suit on.

Fridge:
I'm Fridge, so...

Claudel:
Who?

Fridge:
The Refrigerator. New Ice on the Block? Cold Boy?

C-Thru:
This is a seriously unprofessional situation.

Jimmy:
Your tits are so much nicer than my wife's.

Claudel:
Jimmy!

Jimmy:
That was a compliment.

C-Thru:
I wouldn't call it love. It's more like kryptonite for your balls.

Emily:
[explaining how she knew Fridge was Brendan] You look the same, you sound the same, you smell the same, you f*** the same...

Jimmy:
If you want me to leave, then you should probably call the cops. Oh, wait. I'm the cops.

Claudel:
You're an a**hole.

Jimmy:
I know, but the problem is... is that you're just so...

Claudel:
Don't...

Jimmy:
...cute.

Claudel:
...you...

Jimmy:
Every time I see you...

Claudel:
...touch me.

Jimmy:
...you always smell so good. I just want to tear off...

Claudel:
Jimmy, I said "No."

Jimmy:
You know, I always wanted to be one of you guys - colorful uniform, publicist, alter ego. By day, Detective Jimmy Fontaine, 'n by night, "Doctor Invisible." Maybe... "Captain Unseeable."

Brendan:
Look, just... save it, all right? You're one lucky piece of sh*t.

Brendan:
Fridge is dead.

Claudel:
Just as I was starting to like superheroes.

C-Thru:
Hey, Brendan. You think you'll ever forgive me?

Brendan:
[sighs] Sure, over my dead body.