Arvottomat

Ville Alfa:
[Ville wakes up when Manne has pushed him] Don't push me! Aren't you afraid that my shoulder might come loose.

Manne:
[when finding out that it is possible to make a direct phone call from Finland to Paris] Blessed the technology!

Harri:
[after being beaten up Manne places a loosen tooth in his car's ahtray] So you put the tooth in there.

Manne:
So I did.

Harri:
Odd bargaining... It is not my business at all, but...

Manne:
[interrupts] Just a moment of silence to honour it, please!

Manne:
[stops a car] I'm a bad person, I'm a nasty person, an unpleasent person. I believe my liver is sick. Could you give me a ride to the airport?

Manne:
[Manne arrives at Baari Bar] Good morning, Vasili! Small coffee!

Vasili:
That's all?

Manne:
A glass of calvados, and water

Vasili:
With calvados you get salad of the day.

Manne:
That's illegal!

Vasili:
Only if you get caught. You order so little nowadays.

Manne:
That's because of my high personal morals.

Vasili:
Little more of morals like that and I'll have to close this place.

Manne:
Put these on my tap.

Vasili:
It's illegal to sell on credit.

Manne:
Not if you don't get caught. Do you want my coat as collateral?

Vasili:
That one? I'd have to hire a man to guard it. It's on the house.

Manne:
Thank you.

Manne:
How's business.

Manne:
Lousy. Every time I manage to sell something some pig sells me more. I never make any money.

Manne:
Buy cheaper and sell dearer.

Ville Alfa:
Good idea! Very good idea! Would you do so?

Manne:
Not me, but other dealers.

Juippi:
Leaving is the most important thing.

Anna-Kaarina:
Why don't you leave then?

Juippi:
You want me to leave, woman?

Anna-Kaarina:
I guess not.

Juippi:
You don't sound too convinced.

Harri:
[Manne phones to Harri] American Express, it's me!

Manne:
I decide to come.

Harri:
What if a spring storm blows you away?

Manne:
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. When are you starting?

Harri:
I've already started. I've planned to drink plenty today.

Manne:
All right! I'll come as old age.

Harri:
I understand. I ask Juippi to slaughter the fatted calf. Auf Wienerschnitzelf!

Ville Alfa:
You've got something wrong with your head?

Manne:
Who wouldn't have?

Manne:
[checking a painting] I knew it

Ville Alfa:
Is it a fake?

Manne:
No. How did you get his?

Ville Alfa:
I bought it from a hysterical woman who needed a ticket far away. I gave here all I had, over 2000 marks. She said she got it from her mother. That's what they always say.

Manne:
Have you seen Veera?

Vasili:
Veera? Why?

Manne:
I saw here this morning.

Vasili:
I dont't want to know what happened?

Manne:
She was as beautiful as a freeway at night.

Vasili:
And just as fast?

Manne:
Perhaps we'll meet again.

Veera:
Perhaps we can't avoid it.