At Middleton

Emerson:
The line between ambition and obsession can be much thinner than one might imagine. You would be well served to look down and see exactly where you are standing.

[first lines]

Conrad Hartman:
Dad, I caved on the shirt, I'm not wearing the tie.

George Hartman:
A young man in a tie makes a statement.

Conrad Hartman:
What, that my father dresses me in the morning?

George Hartman:
Feckless? Let me guess, you're a high school English teacher.

Edith Martin:
Wrong. How 'bout you? Wait, let me guess, let me guess. Are you a Brooks Brothers model?

George Hartman:
I'm a cardiac surgeon. I was speaking with a patient.

Edith Martin:
Hmm, so you can fix a heart over the phone?

George Hartman:
Depends on the data plan.

Audrey Martin:
So, what are you going to study?

Conrad Hartman:
I'm just keeping my options open.

Audrey Martin:
Mmm, yeah, that's a really strong department.

George Hartman:
We came in the wrong door.

Professor Riley:
There are no wrong doors. All the world's a stage.

George Hartman:
Not in my world.

Conrad Hartman:
What's the rush?

Audrey Martin:
In case you haven't noticed, I'm a now kind of girl.

Travis:
It's okay, George. I still respect you.

Daphne:
Yeah, I respect you too, George. Ya know, I'd let you dig around in my chest. Of course not today, but...

George Hartman:
The ball sack is life.

Daphne:
The ball sack is life.

Travis:
The ball sack is life.

Edith Martin:
I thought you *fixed* hearts.

[last lines]

Conrad Hartman:
You were right, Middleton's not so bad.

George Hartman:
Let's take the long way home.

George Hartman:
Your girl seemed very determined.

Edith Martin:
Audrey. Yeah, I named her after Audrey Hepburn, but it was a serious miscalculation. I should have named her Benito.

George Hartman:
A smartphone fascist.

Edith Martin:
If Audrey had to give up either her phone or her kidney, she'd be on dialysis. I'm sure of it.