Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie

[first lines]

US Gov. Agent Allen Park:
Good afternoon, Mister Linkara. My name is Allen Park. I'm with the United States government.

Mechakara:
I shall paint these walls with your blood!

Linkara:
Yeah? [pulls the trigger on his magic gun] F*** you, too.

Cinema Snob:
[after everyone else is assigned a job] Hey! What have you got for me, Chief?

Linkara:
Cinema Snob... Uh... You're... You're the comic relief.

Cinema Snob:
Can do, Sugar Tits! [walks off camera] I'm hilarious.

Lieutenant Logan:
The 'Death Bomb'. DEATH? They f-... THEY SERIOUSLY CALLED IT THAT!