I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts, any kind. I love 'em! B*obs, bazooms, balloons, bags, bazongas. The bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!
You've been married to your high school sweetheart for sixteen years.
Fifteen years. How do you do it? What's your secret?
Three words: Don't... make... waves. As every sailor knows, when one set of waves meets another set of waves, it can set up some chop. And when three sets of waves come together, it can make for some mighty rough sailing. It also helps sometimes to have a harmless safety valve. So when I get tense, I blow off steam. And so, when it comes to my own family, I don't make waves.
That's inspirational. You're a fortunate man.
Yes. Yes, I am.
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