Bah Humduck!: A Looney Tunes Christmas

Priscilla Pig:
Happy Holidays Mr. Duck. We're collecting donations for needy families.

Daffy Duck:
Well, that's an interesting spin on trespassing, pandering, and illegal solicitation... Scram before I send you all to elf prison!

Daffy Duck:
Wake up and smell the coffee Fudd! What does he think this is? A holiday?

Speedy Gonzales:
Oh Merry Christmas Senor Duck, or as they say in my country Feliz Navidad! [under his breath] Tonto.

Daffy Duck:
What did you call me?

Speedy Gonzales:
Tonto... it means genius... in Spanish.

Daffy Duck:
Well, in that case, I guess I'm the biggest tonto in the world!

Daffy Duck:
[with his usual lisp] Stop snacking on store merchandise mister or I'll see to it that you're arrested for stealing!

Bugs Bunny:
[wiping his face with Daffy's necktie] You might wanna stay away from the "s" words until you work through that little spitting problem of yours.

Porky Pig:
M-m-m-maybe you could see a speech thera-pe-thera-pe thera-pe... specialist.

Daffy Duck:
I've never liked families. But I do love money!

Bugs Bunny:
For shame. For shame! Has your holiday spirit flown south for the winter?

Daffy Duck:
I'm not afraid of ghosts. In fact, I'm not afraid of anything. Except perhaps low quarterly profit projections and personal intimacy.

Daffy Duck:
[startled] What are you doing here?

Bugs Bunny:
I asked the little guy in the helmet downstairs if he knew of any cheap skates and he sent me up here.

Daffy Duck:
What is it with you and your daughter? You act like you're her father or something!

Daffy Duck:
That was despicable.

Yosemite Sam:
I'm the ghost of Christmas present you greedy little holiday wrecking varmint.

Daffy Duck:
That's only part of who I am. I'm actually quite complex.

Daffy Duck:
You have a firm grasp of guilt Mr. Ghost but you just don't understand the first thing about greed.

Daffy Duck:
It's a good thing I don't pay overtime.

Daffy Duck:
Who needs a white Christmas when you can have a green one instead?

Sylvester the Cat:
You see, I was just like you once: small-minded, selfish and seriously greedy. And if you don't change your ways, you'll end up just like yours truly.

Daffy Duck:
Not a chance. I'd never be stupid enough to buy my employees a forklift.

Granny:
Now what have you learned?

Daffy Duck:
That life is cruel, and the only way to survive is to be as selfish as possible?