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You don't have hostility to the male sex, do you?
Oh, Women's Lib do not automatically mean castration.
Oooh, don't say that word! Now I've got to walk around like this for two days!
Oh, I know! You know, I'm the same way on that word "appendicitis". Ooh.
Oooh, but "castration"...!
"Castration", "appendicitis", either one!
I want to work with pygmies in Africa! I want to work with lepers in a leper colony! I don't think that you...
I'm willing to...! No, it's perfectly okay with me! I like leprosy! If that's what you're asking me... I'm perfectly willing to... I like leprosy, I like cholera! I like all the major skin diseases!
From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!
What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?
Good afternoon. Wide World of Sports is in the little republic of San Marcos where we're going to bring you a live, on the spot assassination. They're going to kill the president of this lovely Latin American country and replace him with a military dictatorship. And everybody is about as excited and tense as can be. The weather on this Sunday afternoon is perfect; and if you've just joined us, we've seen a series of colorful riots that started with the traditional bombing of the American embassy - a ritual as old as the city itself.
This is tremendous, Don, just tremendous. The atmosphere heavy, uncertain, overtones of ugliness. A reminder, in a way, of how it was in March of 1964 at Miami Beach when Clay met Liston for the first time and nobody was certain how it would turn out. The crowd is tense; they've been here since ten this morning. And... and I think I see... the door beginning to open. El Presidente may be coming out. The door opens. It's he... it's El Presidente waving at the crowd. A shot rings out! He turns... he runs back toward the building, trying to get in. This crowd is going wild. He's caught in a crossfire of bullets. And down! It's over! It's all over for El Presidente!
Tell the court why you think he is a traitor to this country.
I think Mr. Mellish is a traitor to this country because his views are different from the views of the president and others of his kind. Differences of opinion should be tolerated, but not when they're too different. Then he becomes a subversive mother.
I object, Your Honor! This trial is a travesty! It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham! I call a mistrial Your Honor! Do you realize there is not one homosexual in the jury?
Yes there is!
Really? Which one? Is it that big guy at the end?
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.
Uh, would the clerk read that statement back please?
"I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a rotten, conniving, dishonest little rat."
OK, I just wanted to make sure you were getting it.