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[Deadshot finds Harley in his bed]
What do you want?
I got an itch I thought you could help me scratch, cowboy...
[Angry, Deadshot throws her down on the bed and pins her arms above her head]
WHOO! Good start!
Oh, what the hell...
[He starts making out with Harley. She wraps her legs around him and they both tumble off the bed with a crash... ]
[Deadshot shows he can throw darts better than Captain Boomerang]
Right. Let's see *you* do it.
[Captain Boomerang throws a dart at the board, but it ricochets around the room and then flies at Deadshot's head... who just catches it]
Sorry, mate. Looks like that one took a bad bounce.
[Deadshot punches Captain Boomerang]
Let's call it even... mate.
[points a gun at Deadshot] You! New guy! I don't like people touching my stuff!
[Deadshot just walks forward and touches his forehead to the barrel]
Go ahead. You're out of bullets.
I am not!
You are. You're going to pull the trigger, and when nothing happens, I'm going to punch you in the throat and bash your brains out. Three... two... one...
Hold on, stop counting for a second! I know there are bullets...
[fires the gun into the air]
[Deadshot punches the Joker, who grabs Harley and tumbles down the laundry chute with her]
Mate... you just out-crazied The Joker!
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