Bee Movie

Barry B. Benson:
Thanks for the coffee. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.

Barry B. Benson:
You know I'm not attracted to the spiders! I know, with everyone else, it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all... I can't get by that face.

Barry B. Benson:
Do you know what a Cinnabon is? It's bread! And frosting! And cinnamon! They heat it up! Really hot!

Barry B. Benson:
[scoffs] "Tournament of Roses". Roses can't do sports.

Barry B. Benson:
We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers, and dress like this!

Barry B. Benson:
My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.

Barry B. Benson:
Help Me!

Janet Benson:
Barry why don't you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those.

Janet Benson:
Barry I told you, stop flying in the house!

Martin Benson:
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.

Ken:
Why is Yogurt Night so Difficult?

Ken:
POO WATER!

Ken:
And for your information, i prefer sugar Artificial-Sweeteners, MADE BY MAN!!!

Barry:
Three days of grade school, three days of high school--

Adam:
Those were so awkward.

Barry:
Three day's of college... I'm glad I took that one day off in the middle and just hiked around the hive.

Adam:
You did come back different.

Adam:
Hey, did you hear about Frankie?

Barry:
Yeah.

Adam:
You going to his funeral?

Barry:
No, I'm not going to his funeral, everybody knows you sting someone, you die. You don't waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hothead.

Adam:
Yeah, I guess he could've just gotten out of the way.

Martin:
Our son, the stirrer.

Janet:
[extremely happy]You're gonna be a stirrer?

Barry:
Nobody's listening to me!

Martin:
Wait'll you see the sticks I have for you.

Barry:
I can say anything I want right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

Janet:
[ignores Barry] Let's open up some fresh honey and celebrate!

Barry:
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack it up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth, and start calling everybody "dawg"!

Martin:
We're still here, Barry.

Janet:
I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't have responsibility when you yell at him.

Martin:
Then why are you yelling at me?

Janet:
Because you don't listen!

Martin:
Argh, I'm not listening to this.

Vanessa:
My only interest is flowers.

Barry:
Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.

Vanessa:
Oh you poor thing. You two have been at this for hours!

Barry:
[sarcastically] Yes, and Adam here has a been a huge help.

Adam:
[asleep in an empty Cinnabon box]

Mr. Montgomery:
Mr. Benson Bee, I'm going to ask what I think the entire court here would like to know... what exactly is your relationship to that woman?

Vanessa:
[gasps]

Barry:
We're friends.

Mr. Montgomery:
Good friends?

Barry:
Yes.

Mr. Montgomery:
How good?

Barry:
Now hang on--

Mr. Montgomery:
Do you live together?

Barry:
Wait, that's not--

Mr. Montgomery:
Are you her little... bedbug?

Vanessa:
It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice.

Barry:
It's not a tone. I'm panicking!!

Barry:
So what do you say? Are we gonna be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains?

Bees:
We're bees!!!

Random bee:
Keychain!

Barry:
Then everyone follow me! Except Keychain!

Pollen Jock:
Hold on Barry, you earned this. (places a pollen jock jacket on Barry and the three pollen jocks cheer while Vanessa gives him a thumbs up)

Barry:
I'm a pollen jock! And its a perfect fit, all I gotta do are the sleeves!

(The pollen jocks toss Barry a nectar pack)

Barry:
Oh yeah! (flies off with the pollen jocks)

Janet:
(proudly) That's our Barry! (Martin nods proudly in agreement)

Barry:
How about a suicide pact?

Vanessa:
How would we do it?

Barry:
I'll sting you, you step on me.

Vanessa:
That just kills you twice.

Adam:
How'd you get home?

Barry:
Poodle.

Barry:

"Ya like jazz?"

Áhhhhh kaki víz

Barry:
I’m gonna get to the bottom of this I’m gonna get to the bottom of all of this

Buzzwell:
Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15… and that concludes our graduation ceremonies.

Barry:
Yay!

Buzzwell:
And begins your career at Honex Industries!

[The Archies:
Sugar, Sugar]

Vanessa:
You coming? All set! Watch this!

[explosion]

Radio:
From NPR news in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell.

Man 1:
You hear something?

Man 2:
Like what?

Man 1:
Like tiny screaming.

Man 2:
Turn off the radio.

Announcer:
Hive at 5, the hive's only full-hour action news source.

[screaming]

Bees:
No more bee beards!

Announcer:
With Bob Bumble at the Anchor Desk, weather with Storm Stinger, sports with Buzz Larvi, and Jeanette Chung.

Mr. Montgomery:
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the county of nature God put before us. If we were to live the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what if would mean? Maybe I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know he could be on steroids!

Giraffe:
Action figures, dolls, video games! It's all me! And they pasted my picture on every toy store! Everybody knows my kind are plant eaters, but I'd rather live on ants!

Barry:
I have no idea.

Giraffe:
You're not another lawyer too, are you?

Mooseblood:
Sir, I was already was a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.

Yellow, Black, Yellow, Black, Yellow, Black, Yellow, Black, Yellow......

BLACK AND YELLOW, SPICE THINGS UP A BIT.

Vanessa:
Listen, you'd better go because we're really busy working.

Ken:
But it's our yogurt night!

Vanessa:
Oh, bye-bye. [ushers Ken out of the shop]

Ken:
WHY IS YOGURT NIGHT SO DIFFICULT??!!

Barry:
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. And as a bee, honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it, we make it, and we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take whatever they want from us, 'cause we're the little guys! And what I'm hoping is that after this is all over, you'll see how by taking our honey, you're not only taking away everything we have, but everything we are!

Cow:
Milk, Cream, Cheese! It's all me! Sometimes I feel like a piece of meat!

Barry:
I have no idea.

Narrator:
[first lines] According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It’s wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Barry B. Benson:
[first actual line spoken in-universe] Yellow black, Yellow black, Yellow black, Yellow black, ooh, black and yellow, yeah, let’s shake it up a little!

Barry B. Benson:
[About Ray Liotta] This isn’t a goodfella! This is a BAD fella!