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Four weeks, twenty papers, that's two dollars. Plus tip.
Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime.
Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.
Well... it's funny see... my mom, had to leave early to take my brother to school and my dad to work cuz...
Two dollars... cash.
See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great.
I thought if Casanova and I in there had nothing to say to each other, he'd get bored -- go away. Instead he uses it as a chance to put his testicles all over me!
Uh, how you say... octopus... testicles.
No, tentacles. N-T. There's a big difference.
Charles De Mar:
Wait, wait a minute... [starts to snort snow off his top hat] Oh. Oh! Ugh! Outrageous! I think I just froze the left half of my brain! Look! I can't move my right arm!
This isn't funny, Charles! If I don't have a dream, I have nothing!
Charles De Mar:
Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this monster eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid.
[ladling an unidentifiable gelatinous substance onto dinner plates] I got the recipe from a magazine. The mail got wet in the rain, so some of the pages ran together, but what I couldn't read I just... improvised with my own little... creative ideas. It's got raisins in it. You like raisins.
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