Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

It is the future. Society has at last solved all its major problems, thanks to amiable lunkheads Bill and Ted and the inspiring music of their band, Wyld Stallyns. Only one man is dissatisfied with the way things have turned out, the evil De Nomolos. In an effort to change the future, De Nomolos sends evil Bill and Ted robots back in time to prevent the real Bill and Ted from winning a pivotal Battle of the Bands. What follows is a spirited journey through the afterlife as Bill and Ted try to rescue their girlfriends, save the future, and, oh, yeah, learn how to play the guitar. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey swings easily between childish and clever humor, and is good at both: a Bergman reference is quickly followed by an equally funny bit about Death's stinky feet. Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter seem happy to be reprising their roles and even manage to add funny spins on Evil Robot Bill and Ted. William Sadler very nearly steals the movie as Death, playing both his wounded dignity and budding desire to be funky to a T. As if that weren't enough, George Carlin returns as Rufus and Pam Grier does a cameo just for the hell of it. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey is ample proof that not all sequels suck. Sometimes they're even better than the original. --Ali Davis

Production: Orion Pictures Corp.
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.2
Metacritic:
60
Rotten Tomatoes:
54%
PG
Year:
1991
93
Website
8,385 Views

Ted:
Your probably noticed we haven't given you our gifts yet.

Bill:
That's because...

Ted:
Um...

Bill:
Um...

Bill and Ted:
'scuse us dude. [take their girlfriends to opposite sides of the pool]

Bill:
[Takes out a folded piece of paper from his pocket] I wrote this myself.

Ted:
[Also takes out a folded piece of paper from his pocket] I wrote this last night.

Ted:
[Begins to read] Elizabeth.

Bill:
[Also begins to read] Joanna.

[The two talk simultaneously]

Bill:
As I wander through this dark and lonely forest of life, surrounded by various beasts... Bears, vipers, squirrels. Not to mention small tree growing lichen, woodpeckers, slugs, gila monsters. Oh no, that's the desert.

Ted:
As I swim through this dark and fearful sea of existence, surrounded by various creatures... Sharks, eels, yellowtail, and also barnacles, and algae, man-o-wars, starfish, blowfish, catfish. Uh oooh, that's fresh water.

Bill:
The point is I know we promised you a better life.

Ted:
What mean is we told you the future had some really good stuff.

Bill:
But all that stuff hasn't happened.

Bill and Ted:
But it will, I hope.

Ted:
The day after tomorrow, if things work out...

Bill:
What I mean is....

Bill and Ted:
[Turn to each other and give a shrug. Then turn back to their girlfriends.]

Ted:
Will you...?

Bill:
...Marry us?

Elizabeth:
Theodore...

Joanna:
I'd love to. [Bill and Ted smile, take out a plastic pink and purple heart ring. Holds it up for the other see that they succeeded, and then places it on their respective girlfriend's finger. They then give a quick air guitar to the other, and receive a kiss on the cheek by their girlfriends.]


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