Bimbo Cheerleaders from Outer Space!

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Title card/crawl:
Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, called Pacoima, a group of brave junior college Cheerleaders fought against negativity, uncoolness, and a teensy weensy production budget to bring their schoolmates the glory of big time interstellar showbiz. Their mission? To make the annual School Pageant as totally bitchin' as their little bods could manage. Their plan? To like, do it totally radical and outerspacey, y'known? Their story? We call it...