Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

Tony:
I wish Susan could've been here to see this bird skeleton. But she got a disease from that fish that Rod cooked.

Tony:
I wish Susan could've been here to see this bird skeleton, but she got a disease from that fish that Rod cooked.

Bill:
We're making a movie!

Gloria:
What can I do to ever repay you for helping me out?

Bill:
Oh, A LOT!

Bill:
Hey, we should go into that zoo. There maybe people in there?

Rod:
Wait, wait, wait... the last time we we took detours we went into that cemetery, and you remember what happened? We were attacked by those zombies. I'm not going through that again!

Tony:
Hey Dr. Jones, do you have any birds I can play with?

Dr. Jones:
Well, the birds that I have are... way too large and dangerous for you to play with.

Tony:
So how about a smaller one?

Dr. Jones:
Well I tell you what, I'll send you some lovebirds.

Tony:
Sweet, I can't wait to play with them.

Bill:
It's not about the babes, b*obs and blood.

Will:
We should've brought Jessica with us

Rod:
No she's dead. She was bitten by that zombie. We would've brought her, she would've affected all of us!

Bill:
Yeah Will, He's right.

Will:
What is your name?

Jessica the Cowgirl:
Jessica.

Will:
I'm Will, and I'm a screenwriter.

Rod:
I don't know much about the movie business, but I know how to read and I like your story.

Will:
Excuse me Miss, but you remind me of someone I used to know. Do you mind telling me who you are?

Tree Hugger:
Trees are cut down to make toilet paper. In fact we haven't used toilet paper in many years