Celebrity

Robin Simon:
There aren't any ticks around here, are there? I'd hate to get Lyme disease.

Priest at Catholic Retreat:
We haven't had any casualties.

Nicole Oliver:
I can't have sex with you! My body belongs to my husband and there is no way that I could betray him in that way. But what I do from the neck up is a different story.

Tony Gardella:
Oh, and getting out of the elevator I see there's a famous critic.

Robin Simon:
Him, I recognize.

Tony Gardella:
Oh, he used to hate every movie. Then, he married a young, big-bosomed woman, and now he loves every movie.

Robin Simon:
I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.

Robin Simon:
No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.

Tony Gardella:
He's terribly pretentious. He is one of those assholes who film in black and white.