Chasing Fire

Kristin:
Mom, I love Shane!

Cynthia:
Bullshit! I love Jesus, but I would never let him do me doggy style.

Shane:
Music is my sanity so I work really hard on it.

Cynthia:
You have to go after what you want. If you feel that it's too good an opportunity to pass up, and if 20 to 30 years from now it wouldn't make a difference in your life anyway, then baby by all means jump right in. Don't be like this old hag, with a life full of what ifs. Remember, when the universe is knocking on your door, answer it.

Megan:
I see you're drinking San Miguel. Is that because you're a proud Filipino? Or because, your taste is in your ass?

Connor:
F*** me and nobody else, baby! Nobody else!

Kevin:
[Noah's Ark] I believe this is a place where people come to be forgiven, you know? To look for that little piece of redemption. It's like we're all lost souls trapped in this gigantic mess that we've made upon ourselves... like a bad smelling vagina. [Everyone laughs] Seriously, we've come so enthralled with the forces going on all around us, that we allow society to dictate the way we think. Always arguing with what's wrong and what's right, but tonight anything is possible. For people like you and me, we come here to just exist.

Shane:
Did you know that a female firefly chooses a mate based on the pattern of light that the male firefly emits? So if she likes what she sees, she sends back a pattern of light, specifically designed just for that male.

Kristin:
[Kristin switches her flashlight on and off] What do you think about that?

Shane:
I think you're an expert already.

Kristin:
So,now that we're here all alone, away from everybody else, what do you wanna do?

Kristin:
So what part of the world are you planning to see with this bimbo? I knew you had an interest in ancient ruins, but I didn't know you wanted to date them!

Cynthia:
I know I haven't always been the best mom in the world, but I love you. Both of you.

Shane:
What do you mean both of us?

Kristin:
She means... You tell him.

Cynthia:
Shane, she's your sister.

Psychiatrist:
How are you feeling about this?

Cynthia:
I don't know... excited, I guess. Relieved, but mostly scared... Confused. I don't know how he's going to respond to me. I'm afraid of what he might say. There's so much I want to tell him, I wouldn't know where to begin.

Shane:
So how come I've never seen you out with Megan before?

Kristin:
My boyfriend keeps me on a pretty short leash.

Shane:
Short leash, huh? Maybe you should bite him and runaway. Some little boy will save you, take you home and ask his mom if he can keep you.

Kevin:
You know growing up with you, I was always jealous. You always seem to know what to do. You never back down, never quit. The thing with Paul, knowing that my best friend was with me, by my side, hell I could go on another mile. This business with Kristin is bothering you bad, I can tell. Anyway, I know you'll end up doing the right thing. Hell, you probably already know what to do.

Megan:
Did she freak out?

Kristin:
Did she freak out? No. She just bought us a couple of chocolate croissants and some lattes from Starbucks, and told us she hoped we'd have beautiful two-headed babies. Then she went to the hairdresser... of course she freaked out!

Megan:
Well I wouldn't blame her, I would have freaked out too.

Kristin:
You told me to do this and that he was hot!

Megan:
I was kidding! Not about the hot part, but still.

Cynthia:
This is all my fault. I shouldn't have gone looking for Shane.

Kristin:
Not knowing would have been better. But knowing, doesn't change a thing. Not for me.

Cynthia:
Kristin, you know, I love you. And nothing's ever going to change that. But is too much. You must end this right now. Do you understand?

Megan:
[Screaming] He's your brother? But how?

Kristin:
My mother had sex with two men.

Megan:
Kinky!

Kristin:
Not at the same time.

Shane:
So are you ready?

Kristin:
For what?

Shane:
We're gonna set sail. Tonight, we're gonna see the world. Well, at least what we can in one night anyway.

Kristin:
Shane, I'm beginning to think, I know less about you than I should.

Shane:
I'm the guy you made a pact with to see the world remember?

Kristin:
Didn't know I was making a deal with devil.

Shane:
I promise, I'm not the devil, but I do like his style though. [Kristin is not amused] Alright, from now on, no lies, no pretending, no secrets.

Shane:
Hey, let her go!

Connor:
You better back the f*** off, or I am gonna hurt you. I am gonna dump your body in the Pasig River, you motherf***er!

Cynthia:
I wanted you two to love each other, but this isn't exactly what I had in mind.

Kristin:
Shane let's get out of here. Let's leave everything behind.

Shane:
What are you talking about?

Kristin:
Let's take the next flight to Machu Picchu! I heard the sunrise there is amazing.

Shane:
Are you sure?

Kristin:
We've made love. We've been shot at. And I still wanna be with you. What else do we have to go through?

Shane:
Machu Picchu, huh? That's a hell of a commitment.

Kristin:
I've already made the commitment. All we have to do is make the reservations.

Megan:
Kristin called about two hours ago. I picked up but she never answered. I thought she just might have accidentally called me, but that's when... that when I heard screaming. She may have still had me on speed dial. We agreed to that just in case something ever happens, but... I just never thought that day would come when we'd actually have to use it. It was awful, I heard everything over the phone. I mean, how would feel if your best friend was suffering and you can't do anything about it? I can't even imagine what she had to go through. [Megan breaks down. Cynthia hugs her]

Cynthia:
Don't be too hard on yourself. We only go through this life once. You have to make the most out of it.

Kristin:
Nothing could have prepared me for what happened. Looking back now the events that took place keep repeating itself over and over again in my head. Nothing still entirely makes much sense. But the thing I still can't grasp most of all is. Why me?

Megan:
Kristin, I love you, but I have to be honest. You have to really listen this is serious, ok? Kristin... you really do have the worst taste in men!

Kristin:
Think about your competitive advantage. There maybe a lot of good musicians, but you're way hotter than most of them. And you give women nervous poo.

Shane:
Wait, so you're saying, I give women nervous poo, but I'm not good enough?

Kristin:
Needs a little work here and there.

Shane:
I'm gonna bite you.

Kristin:
F*** me, big brother!

Kristin:
Where are you going anyway?

Cynthia:
Well if you must know, I have a date. A little bit of schmoozing.

Kristin:
Who is it this time?

Cynthia:
Rob... I mean, Henry. He's a nice guy, you're gonna like him. He makes mean sushi.

Kristin:
Yeah? Well tell him to keep his dragon roll to himself.

Cynthia:
Kristin, I swear...

Kristin:
And don't forget to bring rubber, just in case.

Cynthia:
My God! Who are you? You're nasty. [Puts on lipstick] There will be no screwing in this family. We're screwed up enough.

Cynthia:
Thank you Lord, for the wind, for the rain, for the sun! Hallelujah for nature! Thank you Lord, for giving this all to us! The sun is so sharp against my eyes. Es un dia hermoso! I'm going to the beach.