You don't misbehave here. It's just not done, did you know that? If you don't go to confession, if you don't... dig your flowerbeds, or if you don't pretend, if you don't pretend... that you want nothing more in your life than to serve your husband three meals a day, and give him children, and vacuum under his ass, then... then you're... then you're crazy.
Rumor has it you are harbouring Madame Muscat. Is that true?
You make her sound like a fugitive.
She is a fugitive. From her marriage vows, which have been sanctified by God.
Joséphine? Come out here a minute. Let His Radiance have a look at you, hm? [shows the Comte the ugly bruise on Joséphine's forehead] Is that sanctified enough for you? It's not the first time.
I am truly sorry. You should have come to me. Your husband will be made to repent for this.
Tell him to repent on someone else's head.
I have two announcements. Number one, if you enjoyed what you ate here, you're going to love my chocolate festival on Sunday.
Advertise on your own time. What's for dessert?
That brings me to number two. It is my duty to announce, that there is no dessert here tonight. [guests sound disappointed] Because it's on Roux's boat.
Any complaints, see me.
[at confession] Each time I tell myself it's the last time, but then I get a whiff of her hot chocolate, or...
...Seashells. Chocolate seashells, so small, so plain, so innocent. I thought, oh, just one little taste, it can't do any harm. But it turned out they were filled with rich, sinful...
...And it melts, God forgive me, it melts ever so slowly on your tongue, and tortures you with pleasure.
[after Serge admits he started the fire] People could have died. Do you want there blood on your hands? On my hands?
Should I go to Père Henri and ask for forgiveness?
[calmly] Listen to me Serge. Listen very carefully. You must leave this village at once and never return.
Why would I leave my home and my café?
[shouting] Because I'm evicting you, that's why! What you have done puts you beyond anyone's help! Beyond my help, anybody's help! Now get out! Unless you will tell the police what you have done, get out! GET OUT GET OUT!
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