CKY 3

Johnny Knoxville:
That is one fine piece of footwear.

Brandon Dicamillo:
You'll see lots of sh*t and p*ssy wussies.

Bam Margera:
"F*** You 3", take one.

Brandon Dicamillo:
Yo yo, what's up? Listen, I hope you're doing good. [Pirate voice] Aaargh! And I want to tell ya about the video... It's got lots of bad things in it, like shits and p*ssy-wussies! [Normal voice] But you won't want to miss out on- [Bam slaps Brandon; Brandon changes to informative voice] Yes, the video you're about to see contains horrible things. Things that will make you not succeed in life, and at school. You'll do bad forever. [British accent] Right, and you'll f***ing see some other bullshit that they won't want you to see. But when you do see it, you'll be f***ing happy they did! [Sportscaster voice] Oh, brings it around the back of the video! Looks like he doesn't wanna watch it, 'cause there's lots of warnings! He tucks it in, and he SCOOOOOOORES! [Bam slaps Brandon again; switches back to informative voice again] Yes, so pay attention and don't do this at home! 'Cause if you do, you'll pay the consequences! That's right.