Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

Brent:
[from trailer] What is that?

Manny:
Tacodile! Supreme!

[from trailer]

Flint Lockwood:
There's a leak in the boat! [camera pans down to an actual leek who starts screaming in panic]

Tim Lockwood:
I don't get vests. What, is it winter in your torso but summer in your arms?

Earl Devereaux:
I'm not a barista! I'm a police-sta!

Earl Devereaux:
[as a tear runs down his cheek] It's enough to make a grown man cry. But not this man! Get back in there, tear! [Sucks tear back into eye]

Earl Devereaux:
I'm glad you're still wearing that diaper!

Brent:
I wish I've brought a fresh one!

Tim Lockwood:
They came here to help you, and so are we. So let us. [Cut to a leaf of lettuce]

Brent:
[Eating soup made by Manny] Dr. Manny, this is delicious!

Manny:
I call it "Manny's Gorilla Stew"

Brent:
So how do you make a gorilla stew?

Manny:
You keep it waiting for 2 hours.

Sam Sparks:
Swallow Falls is in trouble. Will you help us?

Brent:
You bet I will! I just need someone to cover my shift. [puts his sign in a tree] Thanks, tree.

[first lines]

Flint Lockwood:
My name is Flint Lockwood. My whole life I wanted to be a great inventor. Just like my hero.

Earl Devereaux:
Stand back, everybody. I'm gonna cut the cheese.

[cuts the web of cheese, it farts]

Earl Devereaux:
That was the cheese.

Brent:
What's it doing?

Sam Sparks:
I think she wants you to scratch her buns.

Brent:
I like that, too. Who's a good cheespider? She's cute!

Earl Devereaux:
Brent, do you ever get the feeling that maybe Steve Lockwood is just a monkey?

Brent:
Why would you say that about him, Earl? Why would you ever say that?

Barb:
Of course he's just a monkey. How stupid are you people? No one should ever put any trust in a monkey.

Manny:
Chester thinks you're a monkey.

Barb:
Well, I'm an ape. Chester knows that.

Sam Sparks:
But he calls you a monkey.

Manny:
It is true, he does.

Barb:
He's just joking around. Chester's my best friend.

Sam Sparks:
If Chester was really your friend, would he still call you a monkey?

Tim Lockwood:
There's a leek in my boat!

Shrimpanze:
[puts Steve's mind device on it's head] Shrimpanze

Steve:
[snatches it back] Steve

Shrimpanze:
[swipes it again] Shrimpanze

Steve:
[grabs it once more] Steve

Shrimpanze:
[does it a third time] Shrimpan...

Steve:
[Steve retrieves his thought device then knocks the shrimpanze overboard] SHOVE! [dances] STEVE

Earl Devereaux:
[when flint frightens a sentient strawberry] You scarred the jam out of him

Steve:
[Flint throws him into a teleporter] Afraid

Steve:
[spasming after the food animals throw him back out of the teleporter] BANNA... BANNA [gets electrical shocks causing him to attack Flint]

Steve:
[returning to the island] Home... home... home... home

[Sam is holding a big strawberry in her hands]

Flint:
Sam! Don't touch it! Put it down! Put it DOWN.

Sam:
Look at him.

Flint:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Sam:
Seriously? Aww. I think I'll name him... Barry!

A shrimpanze:
[snatches Steve's though device] Shrimpanze!

Steve the Monkey:
[snatches it back] Steve!

Shrimpanze:
[snatches Steve's though device again] Shrimpanze!

Steve:
[snatches it back] Steve!

Shrimpanze:
[snatches Steve's though device once more] Shrimpanze!

Steve:
[rips it out of the shrimpanze's grasp then pushes said shrimpanze overboard] Shove. [dancing] STEVE!

Brent:
[squeezes into Flint's smaller clothes] Thanks for lending me these skinny jeans, Flint.

Earl:
Those aren't skinny jeans.

Manny:
Nope.

Brent:
My feet are turning purple. Is that bad?

[Flint and the gang are walking in the Breakfast Bog, getting close to the FLDSMDFR.]

Flint:
Almost there. The FLDSMDFR should be across this syrup bog.

Brent:
[awed] This is syrup? Syrup is my favorite. [smacks a mosquitoast] Darn mosquitoasts!

Chester:
Don’t worry, man baby. They, like all the other abominable food monsters, will soon be no more.

Sam:
Wait, Flint! What if we’re making... a big mistake?

Flint:
Mistake?

Sam:
About shutting off the FLDSMDFR. Some of these creatures... They’re incredible!

Chester:
Incredibly dangerous! We were just attacked by a giant Tacodile!

Flint:
He’s right, Sam. I mean, we were almost eaten by a Cheese Spider.

Sam:
It doesn’t mean we have to destroy all of them. Some of the food’s actually been... friendly.

Manny:
It is true. The dessert creatures are especially sweet.

Flint:
Okay. Maybe we– [Barb smacks him] Ow! (Why'd you do that for?!)

Barb:
Mosquitoast... was gonna bite you.

Chester:
See? Even the tiniest creatures are attacking us.

Sam:
The only reason they're biting is because of the drop of barometric pressure. Bugs do that before a storm. [refers to the storm clouds] And by the look of those nimbostratus clouds–

Chester:
Miss Sparks, we are not talking about the weather. [hits Flint in the tracking helmet] We are talking about food here. Dangerous food that does not have human emotion.

Flint:
[A mosquitoast landed on his nose and Chester flicks it out] Ow!

Chester:
Food that is not friendly! [slaps Flint in the face and holds his helmet] FOOD THAT CANNOT LOVE!! [slaps Flint's again and pinched his lips]

Sam:
Flint, we should be studying the food animals, not killing them. What if he's wrong?

[beat]

Chester:
[to Flint] The choice is yours, son - live up to your full potential or walk away and let the food monsters destroy Lady Liberty.

Flint:
Sam, finding that FLDSMDFR and saving the world... That's what matters.

Sam:
[shocked and hurt] Really? Our opinion doesn't matter?

Flint:
Of course it does! Yes! Yes, it matters, but... just... just not right now.

Brent:
Uh, oh!

Earl:
Wrong answer!

Steve:
Toast!

Sam:
[angry] Yeah!? [takes the drawn vest sticky note off the drawing of Sparkswood] Well, I guess this doesn't matter, either, young Lockwood. (Does it?!) [pins the sticky note on Flint’s shirt] (You know what?) I’ll just... see you back on the boat. [drops the drawing on the syrup and storms off... well, sort of]

Flint:
(Oh, man.) Wait, Sam! Wait, please! No! No. Sam, come back! Come back, Sam, no! No, Sam, Sam, Sam! Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam…!! (Oh, boy.) Hey, Earl, would you talk to her?

Earl:
[sternly] You bet I will. Hey, Sam, wait for me! [follows Sam]

Manny:
Adios, sayonara. Goodbye, Señor Lockwood. [leaves]

Brent:
[sadly] Bye, Flint. [leaves as well]

Steve:
Steve! [hops onto Manny]

Flint:
Et tu, Steve? [his friends leave him on his own with Chester] What just happened? [picks up the drawing from the syrup]

Chester:
You have made the right choice, son. (Now, let's go find your machine.) [to his sentinels] Sentinels, keep them... safe. [grins evilly as he walks off with Flint and Barb while the sentinels march after the gang]

Flint:
The BS-USB... reprogrammed it!?

Chester:
It was never gonna turn off the machine. A BS-USB? Hello! (Duh!) Your machine is what I wanted all along.

Flint:
You... lied to me.

Chester:
Of course I lied to you. I knew you'd eventually fall for these pathetic creatures.

Flint:
[heartbroken] But… but you were my idol. My whole life, I looked up to you. I wanted to be you! (Why would you do this?)

Chester:
Oh, Flint. I was just using you to get your invention.

Tim:
Look, Flint. They came here to help, we all did. It's time to let us. [cut to a leaf of lettuce]

Earl:
Flint Lockwood, you are a fisher man.

Steve:
Happy.

Brent:
[laughs] Hey, look. Rainbows!

[very last scene]

Barb:
Hi, Steve. Hello, Steven. I'm Barb. So do you wanna go get coffee sometime?

Steve:
Dinner!

Barb:
[grabs Steve] Even better! [laughs]

Earl:
Hold on everyone, this ain't gonna be no picnic!

Flint and Sam:
[after their first kiss] Wow!

Tim:
Look, Flint. They came here to help, we all did. It's time to let us. [cut to a leaf of lettuce]

Flint:
[gives a speech to the foodimals] Okay, I don't know if you can understand me. [Meanwhile, Barry comes up to the foodimals, too. He starts to copy Flint's speech] I know you think I'm N-woo. But the truth is I'm no N-woo, I'm just a man. A man who's made a lot of mistakes in the last couple of days. And now my friends are in a lot of trouble, thanks to me. Someone once told me that I didn't need friends. That I could accomplish more by myself. I know now more than ever that he was wrong. We need all the friends we can get. And I need your help. All of you. Fruits, vegetables, and meats! I need you to help me to get into that factory, save our friends, and get our home back!

[The foodimals start cheering]

[Flint, his friends, and all the foodimals circle around Chester, trapping him.]

Sam:
It's over, Chester.

Steve:
Mustache.

Flint:
Now hand over the FLDSMDFR.

Chester:
NO! Never!

Flint:
Chester, there's nowhere to go!

Chester:
That's what you think. [to Barb] Save me, monkey!

Barb:
I'M AN APE!!! [swipes Flint's FLDSMDFR out of Chester's hands]

Chester:
Bad monkey! Give that back! Bad monk--! Whooaa!

[Chester begins to fall as the others watch. His holograms look from above.]

Chester:
[last words] My holograms! Save me! [his holograms form into a net to save him from the Food Bar machine] You see, Flint? With my holograms… [as soon as his holograms touch him, however, they disappear] Oh, fudge. [ducks into his vest which bounces off the Food Bar machine like a pinball until he's finally launched towards the exit] I saved myself! [just before he could go through the exit, however, the Cheespider grabs him with her cheese tongue and eats him... alive, killing him]

Flint Lockwood:
My name is Flint Lockwood. My whole life I always wanted to be a great inventor. Just like my hero. It was like Chester V was speaking directly to me using the language of science. Just like Chester V, my dream was to make the world a better place. Unfortunately, a lot of people didn't believe in me. But I never gave up. And eventually, I invented this: A machine that could turn water into food! Because of my invention's food weather, I finally made the world a better place. Or so I thought. When the weather evolved into a disaster of epic portions, and the machine started creating dangerous living food, I had to face the truth: It was time to put an end to my FLDSMDFR. By destroying my greatest invention, I made something even better: Friends!

Flint Lockwood:
Mom gave me this lab coat because, she always dreamed I do great things.

Flint Lockwood:
Sam was right. This is a mistake.

Flint Lockwood:
[to Chester] They're my wedgie-proof underpants. I, uh... invented them when I was 6.

Flint Lockwood:
[after Chester V reveals his true colours] You...lied to me. But... But you were my idol. My whole life, I looked up to you. I wanted to BE you!

Flint Lockwood:
[giving his speech to all the foodimals] Okay, I don't know if you can understand me. I know you think I'm N-woo. But the truth is I'm no N-woo, I'm just a man. A man who's made a lot of mistakes in the last couple of days. And now my friends are in a lot of trouble, thanks to me. Someone once told me that I didn't need friends. That I could accomplish more by myself. I know now more than ever that he was wrong. We need all the friends we can get. And I need your help. All of you. Fruits, vegetables and meat! I need you to help me to get into that factory, save our friends, and get our home back!

Flint Lockwood:
That's right. [Shake it off cheeses] Hands up, give me back my friends!

Flint Lockwood:
[to Chester V after revealing his plan] I never should’ve believed in you!

Sam Sparks:
Flint, everyone gets humiliated on national television. It's not that big of a deal.

Sam Sparks:
For what it's worth, the people who really care about you think you look great in your lab coat.

Sam Sparks:
That is the biggest strawberry I've ever seen in my life!

Sam Sparks:
[to Flint and Chester] You guys have been wearing the same underwear since you were kids?

Sam Sparks:
[taming the Cheespider] It's okay, guys. See? She’s not mean. She’s just a little beefy.

Sam Sparks:
Oh, crap balls.

Sam Sparks:
It's over, Chester.

Steve The Monkey:
[being chucked into a teleporter] AFRAID!

Steve The Monkey:
[spasming after the food animals chuck him back out of said teleporter] BANANA! BANANA! [attacks Flint]

Manny:
[to Brent] You keep it waiting for 2 hours.

Earl Devereaux:
[as a tear rolls down his cheek] It's enough to make a grown man cry.

Earl Devereaux:
[to Flint] Wait your turn, fancy pants! [happier] Flint Lockwood and Sam Sparks! [hugs them] And Steve, too! [kisses him]

Earl Devereaux:
Sam, don't do it! It's foodicide!

Chester V:
[repeating line] Can your ideas change the world?

Chester V:
Greetings, friends. And namasté.

Chester V:
I learned that your FLDSMDFR food was far more delicious than "food" food. So using your foodimals as ingredients would make my products super delicious! I had to have your invention, unfortunately I couldn't find it. Until, you helped me.

Chester V:
This is why I work alone. Monkey! You are dismissed.

Chester V:
[calling to Barb] Save me, monkey!

Chester V:
[last words] My holograms! Save me! [his holograms form into a net to save him from the Food Bar machine] You see, Flint? With my holograms… [as soon as his holograms touch him, however, they disappear] Oh, fudge. [ducks into his vest which bounces off the Food Bar machine like a pinball until he's finally launched towards the exit] I saved myself! [just before he could go through the exit, however, the Cheespider grabs him with her cheese tongue and eats him... alive, killing him]

Barb:
[to Steve] Monkey…

Barb:
I'M AN APE!!!