Cop Car

Sheriff Kretzer:
You don't... Steal... A F***ing... COP CAR!

Sheriff Kretzer:
Boys I know you can hear me. You are in a whole lot of trouble.

[first lines]

Travis:
[walking in an open field] Wiener.

Harrison:
Wiener.

Travis:
B*obs.

Harrison:
B*obs.

Travis:
P*ssy.

Harrison:
P*ssy.

Harrison:
Do you now how to drive?

Travis:
Yeah, I know: Mario Kart.

Harrison:
Yeah, me too.

Travis:
[holding guns] Are you a bad guy?

Man:
[whimpering in trunk] I'm a good guy. I'm a good... I'm a good guy.

Harrison:
Then why are you tied up?

Man:
Um... Because I, uh... I need someone to rescue me. You boys are gonna rescue me, right?

Travis:
Maybe.

[last lines]

Dispatch:
Sheriff, you out there? Sheriff, can you hear me? Do you copy? This is Dispatch. Do you copy? [under her breath] See, there's no one out there.

Harrison:
Hello?