Stay away from comedy, Donald. It's not for you, it's for us.
You and Pete weren't funny up there, I'm sorry but that's how it goes.
Shut up! That deal should have been mine! But I was heckled... twice.
Well, if you continue you'll get heckled every damn time!
That may be so, but when you continue, I'll be at your shows, then we'll see who will be heckled "every damn time."
I'm going to be a comedian. You can't stop me. No one can.
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