Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door

Renji:
You see this logo? That's your security company. I used to work for these guys not long ago.

Clerk girl:
Oooh.

Renji:
They laid me off when they restructured, so now I'm a thief. Ain't that ironic?

Clerk girl:
Uh-huh.

Renji:
Well, then laugh. [Points the gun at the girl's head who then laughs weakly] Laugh a little more. [Girl laughs a bit more] Let's have a big laugh. Ha-ha-ha! [Both laugh] It's nothing to laugh about!

Spike:
'Scuse me, Jet...

Jet:
What?

Spike:
You said three, not four.

Thug:
Throw down your guns! NOW!

Jet:
[sighs] Disinformation is sometimes required for enemies and allie--

Spike:
Don't pull that Art of War crap on me!

Thug:
DROP 'EM!!

Spike:
And you... you take too long to take a sh*t!

Old women:
H-He called you a cowboy. What did he mean? What are you?

Spike:
(blows smoke off his gun then twirls it) Just a humble bounty hunter, ma'am.

[commenting on their diet of instant noodles]

Spike:
A man shouldn't have to live on carbohydrates alone, complex or otherwise. Tell me, have you ever heard of protein, Jet?

Jet:
Did you say something?

Spike:
I was just thinking about meat.

Spike:
You're pretty tough for a corporate girl.

Electra:
The more you know, the shorter your life is.

Spike:
I love a girl who can kick my ass.

Vincent:
I have no fear of death, it just means dreaming in silence, a dream that lasts for eternity.

Spike:
You're an original, aren't you?

Mendeloh:
Do you believe in the devil? Humans see all kinds of beans my friend, but we make up imaginary ones, with pointy horns and pitchforks. In our dreams, we fly like gods, and why is that, huh? Because humans used to fly not too long ago.

Spike:
So you sell drugs here?

Mendeloh:
No, imagination enhancers; if you imagine something, it can come into being. Imagine such a devil, and a devil might appear.

Bull:
Know this Swimming Bird: This blue eye perceives all things conjoined. The past, the future, and the present. Everything flows and all is connected. This eye is not merely seen reality. It is touching the truth. Open the eye of truth... There is nothing to fear.

Spike:
Yeah... I know what you mean.