Criminal Minds

Penelope Garcia:
You've got a problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password.

Derek Morgan:
I thought I was calling the office of Supreme Genius.

Penelope Garcia:
Well, gorgeous, you've been re-routed to the office of Too Frickin' Bad.

Michael Russo:
Look, I don't speak smartass.

Special Agent Derek Morgan:
So tell me, what does keep young Dr. Reid awake at night? Wait, let me guess. Memorizing some obscure textbook? No, no, no. Working on cold fusion? No, I got it, I got it, I got it. Watching Star Trek and laughing at all the physics mistakes?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Actually, there aren't that many scientific errors in Star Trek, especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors.

Special Agent Derek Morgan:
Right.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
How's it having Gideon around?

Penelope Garcia:
You can have him back whenever you would like.

Jason Gideon:
[Hotch is commenting about Garcia to Gideon] Garcia?

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
Penelope...? The tech with the glasses...?

Jason Gideon:
The room... the one with all the screens?

[Hotch nods]

Jason Gideon:
I like her. She's great.

Elle Greenway:
[Morgan walks in, startles Elle] Dude!

Derek Morgan:
Dude? You're *way* too tense.

Cheryl Davenport:
This job... how do you stomach it?

Elle Greenway:
The people I go after are cowards. They often prey upon the weaker members of society, such as women and children. There is nothing I would rather do than put the bastards away.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
This is Special Agent Dr. Reid.

Man:
Oh, you look too young to have gone to medical school.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
They are Ph.D.'s, three of them.

Man:
What, are you a genius or something?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, can read 20,000 words per minute.

[pause]

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Yes, I'm a genius.

Special Agent Jason Gideon:
Confucius once said, "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."

Garcia:
[Aaron's brother Sean emerges angrily from Aaron's office. Garcia, Elle, and J.J. are watching] That's him.

Elle Greenway:
THAT'S Aaron Hotch's brother?

Jennifer "JJ" Jareau:
Sorry, I just don't see it.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
[Aaron appears at the door of his office] Sean, all I'm saying is, you're 25 years old. It's normal for people in your position to seek alternatives...

Sean Hotchner:
You know what? DON'T profile me Aaron!

Sean Hotchner:
[Sean continues to storm away]

Jennifer "JJ" Jareau:
Now, I can see it...

Penelope Garcia:
[answering call] Office of Unfettered Omniscience - how may I help you, O fortunate one?

Penelope Garcia:
[answering call] Oracle of Quantico - speak if you deign to hear truth!

Penelope Garcia:
[answering call] Fount of all Knowledge, check my flow!

Penelope Garcia:
Rainmaker, how wet do you want it?

Penelope Garcia:
All hail the goddess of information.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
Wheels up in 30.

Derek Morgan:
[to Garcia] Hey, Baby Girl

David Rossi:
This car becomes an abduction vehicle and a dumping site.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
According to missing persons' reports, he holds on to them for all about a week. Do we know what he does with them during that time?

Penelope Garcia:
Yes, unfortunately we do, and that information is on your tablets in picture form. And if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go to my happy place.

Phillip Connor:
Mary, how can I help you?

Mary Hammond:
You have to take it out.

Phillip Connor:
No, no. No, you'll die.

Mary Hammond:
Phillip... It's time. [Phillip takes the knife out] Thank you. Thank you. Oh, Phillip...

Phillip Connor:
Mary... No. No!

Alex Blake:
[opening, voiceover] "We are not the same persons this year as last, nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person." - W. Somerset Maugham

Alex Blake:
Come on, you're killing me here. The worst thing you can do to a linguist is not communicate.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Up until now, he's been an equal opportunity, anger retaliatory sadist.

David Rossi:
Which is fancy talk for he hates the husbands as much as the wives.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Most likely because his own marriage failed in a humiliating way, and his wife left him for a man she may be engaged or even already married to.

Derek Morgan:
But a major shift happened with Mary Hammond. He wasn't able to kidnap the husband, but he needed someone to cut her.

Jennifer Jareau:
So his MO was forced to evolve. We believe he's abducted the sixth victim, a man, probably someone who reminds him of his own failed marriage.

Alex Blake:
And he's keeping number six alive so he can repeat the process with Emma Churchill.

David Rossi:
Number six could be a surrogate for the ex-wife's new husband or actually be the new husband.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Which is why the fastest way to find this UnSub is through this most recent unknown victim.

CEO #2:
You're presuming that the three different car companies represented in this room track our drivers via their GPS. That's a bold presumption.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Actually, it's not bold, and we're presuming nothing. When customers access their GPS for the first time, they go to a "Terms and Conditions" screen. They scroll to the bottom, they click the box that says "Agree" so they can start using it. They don't realize they've just agreed to allowing their car to communicate its entire driving history with your corporate headquarters. For research purposes only, of course. The only reason these people agree to share this information with you, is because they don't take the time to read the fine print. But I do.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[Blake's phone beeps] You want me to...

Alex Blake:
No.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
You want to talk about what's bothering you?

Alex Blake:
No. Nothing's bothering me.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Something's bothering you. I can always tell when you're bothered because you whisper lyrics to yourself. Hip-hop specifically. I thought it was odd at first, but then I remembered your dissertation was on the fluidity of metaphor. You seem to have a particular fondness for Nas.

Alex Blake:
Wow. How did you know?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Morgan made me listen to him when we started working together. He said anybody that can't quote Illmatic is ignorant. So, do you want to talk about it?

Alex Blake:
Uh, the text, it's from my husband.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Is that a bad thing?

Alex Blake:
He just wants to know if I've thought about his offer.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
What offer?

Alex Blake:
To teach with him at Harvard.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
How would you... Ah.

Alex Blake:
Yeah.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Tough call. What do you think you're gonna do?

Alex Blake:
When we got married, part of the attraction was that we were both obsessed with our work, and for a while that was okay.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Yeah, the last time we talked about it, you seemed to prefer it.

Alex Blake:
Oh, not anymore. I don't like going home to an empty house.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
May I offer some advice?

Alex Blake:
Sure.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
We need to turn around. You just passed the house.

Alex Blake:
Oh.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[car arrives at the house] That's not the advice, though. Blake, for the last ten years, this job has been my life. And then, for a few months, I had a taste of what you have. So, work. There's always work, and there'll always be work. What's rare is finding someone who makes us happy.

Phillip Connor:
Maya.

Maya Connor:
Oh, God. Phillip, what did you do?

Phillip Connor:
Maya, Maya. You came.

Jennifer Jareau:
Maya, is there something you want to say to your husband?

Maya Connor:
I'm willing to talk. But only if you let her go.

Emma Churchill:
Oh, God.

Phillip Connor:
Okay. [lets Emma go]

Maya Connor:
Don't make me look at him again!

Phillip Connor:
Wait. No. Maya, wait. Maya! Maya! I love you!

Dr. Spencer Reid:
You've made up your mind, haven't you? [Blake nods weakly] I'm happy for you.

Dr. James Blake:
Well?

Alex Blake:
Let's go visit Harvard.

Dr. James Blake:
Really? You're gonna come?

Alex Blake:
On holidays and weekends. [pause] Boston's closer than south Sandistan.

Dr. James Blake:
What happened to our veto power?

Alex Blake:
I know you want to be a couple again. I want that, too. But... I need this job. And one of the things that made me fall in love with you, is that you understood that about me.

David Rossi:
So, we know this unsub uses the victims' own cars as his dumpsite

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Technically, it's not a dumpsite, it's transportation disposal modality

Detective Ron Keaton:
[Walking with Hotch towards Dr. Reid] And I gave Dr. Reid as detailed map of Detroit and Grosse Pointe as I could, so he should be all right

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Wow

Aaron Hotchner:
What'd you find?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Well, date night is very important to the unsub

Detective Ron Keaton:
He goes on dates?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
No, but his victims do, and the unsub knows that

David Rossi:
Garcia? I don't get it. Didn't the car companies give you the same GPS data?

Penelope Garcia:
[Agitated] Yes, they did. But the meta-data has to be translated into latitude and longitude, which is like looking for a needle in a needle stack in a field of needles!

Alex Blake:
Can't you match the dates? We know he breaks into the cars three days beforehand

Penelope Garcia:
But that would imply there's a timestamp on each of the numbers, which there's not, thank you very much. And forgive my tone, but I'm frustrated [computer starts finding matches] Wait! My mood is changing. We may have a lotto here!

Dr. James Blake:
Next time I decide if I want to keep working at Doctors Without Borders, please shoot me.

Dr. Tara Lewis:
And think not that you can direct the course of love... if it finds you worthy it directs your course - Kahlil Gibran, the Prophet

Dr. Tara Lewis:
[opening quote] And think not that you can direct the course of love... if it finds you worthy it directs your course - Kahlil Gibran, the Prophet

David Rossi:
[closing quote] Alfred Lord Tennyson wrote "I hold it true, whatever befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."

David Rossi:
I married the third ex-Mrs. Rossi at a drive-in wedding chapel in Las Vegas. I had an Elvis impersonator perform the ceremony.

Dr. Tara Lewis:
[snickering] You're kidding.

Aaron Hotchner:
Wait for it.

David Rossi:
I'm playing 21. I've got a streak going, I can't lose even if I try. Krystall's the dealer; one thing leads to another... I should have known it wouldn't last. Krystall spelled her name with a "K" and two "L"s. We sobered up the next morning, the divorce was... was just as quick. I'll never make that mistake again.

Derek Morgan:
What, getting married or having the King of rock and roll as your justice of the peace?

David Rossi:
Both.

[in an Elvis impression]

David Rossi:
Thank you very much.

David Rossi:
So, Morgan, when are you and Savannah walking down the aisle?

Derek Morgan:
Hey, whoa, whoa. Baby steps. Baby steps.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
When Derek Morgan says "I do", it'll be a national day of mourning for single women everywhere.

Derek Morgan:
[Picks up his mobile] Hey, what's up mama? Wild guess: we got a case?

Penelope Garcia:
You're correct! Please pass GO and collect 200 kisses from moi and Hotch wants to see us

Derek Morgan:
For what?

Penelope Garcia:
He didn't say, but I'm having flashbacks to being in highschool, having to go to the principal's office

Aaron Hotchner:
Giuseppe Montolo has refused our latest request to talk to him. He told the warden to tell us he's too busy

Penelope Garcia:
He's a hitman in prison! How busy can he be?

Derek Morgan:
Wearing a bride-to-be sash must be like waving a red cape at a bull

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Actually, bulls are colorblind, so it doesn't really matter what color cape a matador waves. It's the cape's movement that elicits an aggressive charge response... [everyone gazes at Reid] but Morgan's metaphor still applies here

Derek Morgan:
Baby girl, are you there?

Penelope Garcia:
Speak now or forever hold your peace

David Rossi:
[voiceover] A sincere artist tries to create something which is, in itself, a living thing. -painter William Dobell

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
[voiceover] Gandhi said, I have seen children successfully surmount the effects of an evil inheritance. That is due to purity being an inherent attribute of the soul.

Emily Prentiss:
Have a good weekend, JJ!

Jennifer "JJ" Jareau:
[Holds up a case file] Sorry.

Derek Morgan:
[Groans] There goes my beach house rental.

Emily Prentiss:
And my non-refundable Sin-To-Win Weekend in Atlantic City.

Derek Morgan:
"Sin-To-Win?"

Emily Prentiss:
Yup. And I always win BIG. [Smirks]

Derek Morgan:
Ugh! This heat is brutal!

Dr. Spencer Reid:
You know, it isn't so much the heat as it is the humidity.

Derek Morgan:
At some point, it doesn't matter how you look at it. It all sucks.

Derek Morgan:
Hey, Prentiss. "Sin-To-Win?"

Emily Prentiss:
I'm sorry, what?

Derek Morgan:
Come on now, I gotta know. What the hell is a Sin-To-Win Weekend in Atlantic City?

Emily Prentiss:
Derek, I have a tremendous amount of respect for you, but there are some questions that, if you have to ask them, it means you probably couldn't handle the answer. [Walks away]

Derek Morgan:
...There is a whole 'nother side to that woman.

Derek Morgan:
Hey, Reid.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
What's up?

Derek Morgan:
Our man here was a prolific journaler.

Emily Prentiss:
With teeny, tiny handwriting.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
He probably had counseling at some point, where journaling was part of his therapy.

Emily Prentiss:
That's what we were thinking.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[not quite sure what's coming] And...?

Derek Morgan:
And, well, you know the two of us...

[indicating himself and Prentiss]

Derek Morgan:
...it would take us, like, three days to read all of this stuff.

[pause; Reid purses his lips in consideration]

Dr. Spencer Reid:
You guys owe me.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Look at that. At the turn of the 16th century, rose tattoos were put on men who were sentenced to death.

Trooper Pasternak:
Really?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Yeah, if they escaped, it served to identify them, but now roses pretty much symbolize pure love.

David Rossi:
Pure love, right before he kills them.

Emily Prentiss:
So, are you?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Am I drawing to a flush or am I smart?

Emily Prentiss:
Either.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Well, I'm, you know, provably a genius, but actually, I was drawing to a full house. Eights over sixes.

Emily Prentiss:
I always forget you're from Vegas.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Yep.

Emily Prentiss:
I'm sorry, not so fast. I too have a boat. Jacks over threes.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Wait, you drew three cards to a full house? That's, like 100-to-one against.

Emily Prentiss:
97-to-one. Looks like you're out.

Penelope Garcia:
Agent Rossi, please tell me you've called because the case is over and I can erase this freakity-freak off my otherwise uber-delicious desktops.

David Rossi:
Garcia, remind me never to try to hide from you.

Penelope Garcia:
Perish the thought, mon ami.

Trooper Pasternak:
Why is it when men kill themselves, it gets everywhere, but women don't leave a mess, like they were never there?

David Rossi:
Women worry about who has to clean up. Men don't give a damn.

Det. John Barton:
You ever seen anything like this before?

Derek Morgan:
Like what?

Det. John Barton:
Everything. The, uh, suicide, the clippings, the journal.

Derek Morgan:
I think it's pretty safe to say that no one's ever seen anything like this.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
You know, we wouldn't be here if you hadn't worked the case as hard as you did.

Det. John Barton:
How's that?

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
It would have been an easy thing to miss a routine traffic ticket in the area she disappeared. You kept the pressure on. You cleared nine homicides and you brought Becky home. It's impressive work, detective.

Jennifer "JJ" Jareau:
[trying to keep the story about the unsub out of the press] So, we have until the evening news - 6 p.m.

Emily Prentiss:
How much do they know?

Jennifer "JJ" Jareau:
Oh, troopers told them everything.

Erin Strauss:
[with false solicitude] Are you all right?

Penelope Garcia:
[nervous and stammering] I'm just not comfortable with any of this. It's not OK.

Erin Strauss:
[sits across from Penelope] What do you mean?

Penelope Garcia:
In my opinion? Everyone is asking the wrong questions. Doesn't anyone care what The Reaper did to them? The people he hurt? All anyone seems to care about is... it just isn't right.

Erin Strauss:
Do you think Agent Hotchner was acting... agitated or unreasonable?

Penelope Garcia:
He... no. No! He... he was freaked out about his family... which, considering what happened, was perfectly reasonable.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
[concluding his remarks in the investigation regarding George Foyet's death... he's talking about Haley's murder by Foyet to Strauss]... and there was nothing that I could do for her. She was already...

Erin Strauss:
[puts her glasses on and reads report, uncharacteristically choking back tears] She died fairly quickly... one of the wounds severed her aorta, and they don't think that she... [removes glasses] and they don't think she suffered much. Agent Hotchner, what do you think would have happened if George Foyet had gotten up from that floor? If you didn't kill him?

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
[quietly] I don't have to think. I know that he would have tried to kill my son too.

Erin Strauss:
That's good enough for me. [turns recorder off and turns to other two investigators] Any questions? [both shake their heads]

Erin Strauss:
Agent Hotchner, I'm so sorry for your loss. And, if you or your son need anything...

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
Thank you.

The Reaper:
[Aaron and Hotch are fighting, and Foyet pulls out a knife while Hotch is down] After I finish you, I'm gonna find that little bastard son of yours. And I'm gonna show him both of his dead parents! And I'm gonna tell him it was all your fault! And then I'm gonna [Hotch strikes him in the calf]... OWW! [fighting resumes]

The Reaper:
[Hotch has Foyet down and is beating him] You got me... I surrender. I surr... [Hotch's beating intensifies as his own life flashes before his eyes... Morgan, Prentiss and Rossi enter, and Morgan restrains him]

Derek Morgan:
HOTCH! HOTCH! He's dead! Hotch, stop! Come on, stop! It's over! It's over... it's OK... it's over, man. [Hotch breaks down sobbing, then frees himself from Morgan's grip]

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
[Hotch is on his way to his house after learning that Foyet has gotten to Haley and Jack... his cell phone rings, it's Haley] Foyet?

Haley Hotchner:
[Foyet is with Haley] Aaron? You're OK?

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
[stunned by the irony... pauses] I'm fine.

Haley Hotchner:
But... he said that... Oh, Aaron.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
He can hear us, right?

Haley Hotchner:
Yes... I'm so sorry.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
Haley... show him NO weakness... no fear.

Haley Hotchner:
I know... Sam told me all about him. Is he, um...

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
[quickly... he's lying] No... Sam is fine.

The Reaper:
Aaron, Aaron, Aaron... is that why your marriage broke up? Because you're a liar?

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
Don't listen to him, Haley!

The Reaper:
I have Sam's service phone right here. They sent out a mass text about his death. Take a look if you want.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
He's trying to scare you!

The Reaper:
Did you even tell her what this was about? About the deal?

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
He's just trying to make you angry.

The Reaper:
Well she should be! She's gonna [covers Jack's ears and lowers his voice] D-I-E because of your inflated ego!

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
Ignore him, Haley!

The Reaper:
Oh sure, you don't want her to know this part, either. [to Haley] You know, all he had to do was stop lookin' for me and you wouldn't be in this mess.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
Don't react!

Haley Hotchner:
What is he talking about?

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
[pauses] Tell Jack I need him working a case.

Haley Hotchner:
What?

Haley Hotchner:
Tell Jack I need him working a case!

Haley Hotchner:
Jack, did you hear that?

Jack Hotchner:
[comes to phone] Hi, Daddy.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
[Aaron is on a cell phone, trying desparately to get home, where Foyet is waiting and getting ready to kill Haley] Jack, hug your mom for me.

Jack Hotchner:
[they embrace] Mama hugged me too tight.

Haley Hotchner:
[she releases Jack] I'm sorry.

Jack Hotchner:
[Jack sees Haley's tears] Why are you sad?

Haley Hotchner:
[trying to smile and sound upbeat] I just love you so much!

Jack Hotchner:
[Haley hugs Jack again] I gotta go... I'm working on a case.

Haley Hotchner:
OK. [Jack leaves the room, Foyet watches him]

The Reaper:
He's so cute. He's like a little junior G Man. [calls after Jack] I'll be right out, Jackie-boy!

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
Is he gone?

Haley Hotchner:
[drying tears] Yes.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
You're so strong, Haley! You're stronger than I ever was!

Haley Hotchner:
[Foyet comes up behind Haley, she's anxious] You'll hurry, right?

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
[fighting tears] I know you didn't sign on for this.

Haley Hotchner:
[much more calm] Neither did you.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
I'm sorry for everything.

Haley Hotchner:
[realizing she's about to die] Promise me that you will tell him how we met, and how you used to make me laugh.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
Haley...

Haley Hotchner:
He needs to know that you weren't always so serious, Aaron. I want him to believe in love, because it... it is the most important thing... but you need to show him. Promise me!

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
I promise. [gunshot]

Erin Strauss:
[Strauss is questioning Rossi] Once the team located George Foyet's potential apartment, why didn't the BAU enter immediately? [Rossi is looking down at his cell phone and ignoring the question]

Erin Strauss:
Agent Rossi?

David Rossi:
[clearly disinterested] Hmmm?

Erin Strauss:
I asked you a question.

David Rossi:
[holds up his cell phone] Gold is still going up. But knowing when to get out, that's the trick. [smirks]

Erin Strauss:
[irritated, shutting off recorder] What are you doing?

David Rossi:
[disgusted] What's the point of all this, Erin? Why?

Erin Strauss:
So this never happens again.

David Rossi:
[contemptuously] There is nothing a bureaucrat can do to make sure that "something like this" never happens again.

Erin Strauss:
So we just wait for the next bloodbath?

Erin Strauss:
[Pretiss enters interrogation room where Strauss is waiting] Agent Prentiss.

Emily Prentiss:
[snarling icily] Ma'am.

Erin Strauss:
We understand that Agent Hotchner managed to separate himself from the rest of the team.

Emily Prentiss:
[with sarcasm] He didn't "manage" to do that. When Marshall Kassmeyer was in the ambulance...

Erin Strauss:
[interrrupting]... Agent Hotchner volunteered to ride along...

Emily Prentiss:
[interrupting back]... to get answers before he lost consciousness.

Erin Strauss:
Why didn't you go with him?

Emily Prentiss:
It didn't seem necessary.

Erin Strauss:
Did he tell you that?

Emily Prentiss:
[angry] Is that what you're looking for? A way to blame this on him? What good could that possibly do?

Erin Strauss:
Agent Hotchner was looking for an opportunity to separate himself from the team, and he found one.

Emily Prentiss:
That isn't the truth!

Erin Strauss:
He was desperate and he didn't want someone with a clear head to stop him.

Emily Prentiss:
Is there a question in there somewhere?

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
[opening quotation, voiceover] "He who fights with monsters might take care, lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Frederich Nietzsche.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
[closing quotation, voiceover] Poet Haniel Long said "So much of what is best in us is bound up in our love of family, that it remains the measure of our stability because it measures our sense of loyalty."

Emily Prentiss:
[opening quote] "Why should we look to the past in order to prepare for the future? Because there is nowhere else to look"- James Burke

Jennifer Jareau:
[closing quote] Nietzsche said: "When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks into you"

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Most of the files are kept on hard copy, to prevent digital espionage

Penelope Garcia:
Okay, good thing one of us reads 20,000 words per minute. Time to get my spy face on!

Penelope Garcia:
Now we're talking! Wow...

Dr. Spencer Reid:
What'd you find?

Penelope Garcia:
A ghost file in a ghost folder on a ghost server that nobody wants me to know about!

Section Chief Mateo Cruz:
Hastings, do you have a minute?

Jennifer Jareau:
[sees the body] Was this man tortured to death?

Section Chief Mateo Cruz:
This man is Al-Qaeda operative Savin Mubari. He was one of Bin Laden's couriers, and, yes, he was.

Michael Hastings:
Didn't anyone tell you to get changed?

Section Chief Mateo Cruz:
Hastings, why don't you say hello to SSA Jennifer Jareau from the BAU? She'll be handling female interrogations.

Michael Hastings:
We don't need a profile if we know we're looking for Bin Laden.

Jennifer Jareau:
I'm not a profiler. I was the Communications Liaison.

Michael Hastings:
Hell, then why is she even here?

Erin Strauss:
Stand down. Jareau is a proven mediator.

Michael Hastings:
Don't get comfortable. This place changes people. Can't imagine what it'll do to someone like you.

Tivon Askari:
You have forgotten. I know exactly how to get what I want.

Derek Morgan:
Whoever took Cruz and JJ is highly trained and highly organized. Justice, Defense, and State? They wouldn't be on edge like this if this was a simple matter of two missing agents.

David Rossi:
Is Hotch worried that the recovery won't be made a priority?

Derek Morgan:
It's our job to find the leverage that ensures it is. Let's get it done.

Aaron Hotchner:
So Agent Jareau was on a taskforce to find Bin Laden and "Integrity" was the name of the operation?

Undersecretary Rosemary Jackson:
No. Integrity's the name of a database born out of that mission. A failsafe put in place to protect covert agents and operations. You shouldn't even know it exists.

Aaron Hotchner:
But Agent Jareau and Agent Cruz know, and that's why they've been taken.

Undersecretary Rosemary Jackson:
We believe so. Both have the necessary codes to access the system.

Undersecretary Rosemary Jackson:
What you need to do, Agent, is stand down. We are handling this. This needs to be managed a little more delicately than by the coarse hands of the BAU. What that means, no more SCIF break-ins, no more database searches... Go back to chasing serial killers. This is a state matter.

Aaron Hotchner:
[leaves the room and picks up his cell phone ringing] Yeah.

Derek Morgan:
They just locked us out. The State doing anything to find JJ and Cruz?

Aaron Hotchner:
No.

Derek Morgan:
So, what are we gonna do?

Aaron Hotchner:
We call in reinforcements.

Emily Prentiss:
[cell phone rings in London] Prentiss. Hotch, what's wrong?... Debrief me on the plane. I'm on my way.

Jennifer Jareau:
No, no, no, what are you doing?

Section Chief Mateo Cruz:
It's okay.

Jennifer Jareau:
You son of a b*tch!

Section Chief Mateo Cruz:
It's okay.

Jennifer Jareau:
You can threaten to kill me. Matt won't give you what you want.

Tivon Askari:
She's right.

Michael Hastings:
Don't I know it... But I also know you, Matt. And what line you won't let me cross. Jareau is your Achilles Heel. And I don't blame you. She is an attractive woman.

Section Chief Mateo Cruz:
Don't touch her, you sick son of a b*tch!

Michael Hastings:
No more games. I want Integrity. She's the price.

Jennifer Jareau:
No, no.

Michael Hastings:
Maybe... I can make you one. Another one.

Penelope Garcia:
Oh, God, JJ sent that alert 30 minutes ago. They must have looped the system. That's why I couldn't read any hard-lines.

Aaron Hotchner:
Which of the servers sent the message?

Security Guard:
[coming to Garcia and Kevin] Hands where we can see them.

Kevin Lynch:
What? Wow, wow. Wow.

Penelope Garcia:
Utherlay oadchurchbray... Utherlay oadchurchbray.

Alex Blake:
You don't need to be a linguist to recognize pig Latin.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Luther and Broad Church is the location of Cramer Industries. It's a research and development company.

Michael Hastings:
Take your time, Matt. I've been thinking about this for years.

Jennifer Jareau:
Matt, don't. I'm fine... I'm fine... I'm fine.

Section Chief Mateo Cruz:
Okay, okay, that's it. Just stop! I'll do it. Just stop. [types his code]

[last lines]

Aaron Hotchner:
Emily, how much longer do we have you?

Emily Prentiss:
Um, six hours.

Penelope Garcia:
It's too soon.

David Rossi:
It's more than we had yesterday.

Penelope Garcia:
Yeah.

Alex Blake:
I'm just glad I finally got to meet you. I've heard such amazing things.

Emily Prentiss:
All lies.

Jennifer Jareau:
No. No more lies. Nothing but the truth from now on.

Detective William LaMontagne Jr.:
Yeah?

Derek Morgan:
[voiceover] "There is no such thing as 'part' freedom." ~~ Nelson Mandela

Derek Morgan:
[voiceover] "All truths are easy to understand, once you discover them; the point is to discover them." ~~ Galileo

Erin Strauss:
My office will handle the press from here on.

Derek Morgan:
That's unnecessary.

Erin Strauss:
You don't need any more distractions. He looks genuinely distraught. He's very convincing. I can see why you fell for it. I don't need to remind you that your reputation's on the line here.

Derek Morgan:
That's not what matters to me right now.

Erin Strauss:
It should.

Erin Strauss:
You want to arrest James Stanworth? Are you out of your mind?

Derek Morgan:
He's got motive. Mary Rutka had a tape. She was blackmailing him.

Erin Strauss:
It was a hooded figure. You can't prove it was him on that videotape.

David Rossi:
He fits the profile, Erin.

Erin Strauss:
Forgive me, but your profile sounds like a self-made man, not the psychopath you claim he is.

Derek Morgan:
We said he'd be destructive. In 1998 alone, he fired 6,000 people from one of his companies. Some of those employees took their own lives. That is the type of power and devastation that he enjoys.

Erin Strauss:
Hearsay. Slander if you're not careful.

Derek Morgan:
Ma'am, he got into politics to be hard on crime. He would have access to keep tabs on Don Sanderson.

Erin Strauss:
And now you're sounding as paranoid as Don Sanderson. You cannot accuse a man without a shred of physical evidence.

Derek Morgan:
Mary Rutka had skin under her nails. Maybe she left a mark.

Erin Strauss:
And you cannot arrest a man based on the possibility of a scratch.

David Rossi:
We can't arrest this man. That's what you mean. Don't pull any punches now, Erin.

Erin Strauss:
You don't understand what the politics are, do you, Dave? You never have.

David Rossi:
No, I do. I just don't care.

Derek Morgan:
Ma'am, all due respect, but we have an innocent man in our custody, and the killer is still out there. It just might be James Stanworth.

Erin Strauss:
You don't have enough proof. The BAU functions without you. Don't push it.

Aaron Hotchner:
[opening quote, voiceover] "No man or woman who tries to pursue an ideal in his or her own way is without enemies." - Daisy Bates.

Aaron Hotchner:
[closing quote, voiceover] "It is a wise father who knows his own child." - William Shakespeare.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[Jack has his daughter's kidnapper at gunpoint] Jack, you swore to your wife you'd protect Lindsey. Listen to her, Jack. Listen to what she wants. She's... she's begging you to kill somebody right in front of her. What do you think your wife wanted you to protect her from? Jack... your life has been, uh... it's been about violence, and if... you do this, Lindsey's will be, too. Do you want that?

Ryan Phillips:
[pleading] No, you don't want that.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
When does it end, Jack?

Ryan Phillips:
Put down the gun.

Lindsey:
[whispering] Kill him.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
When does it stop?

[pause]

Jack Vaughan:
Tomorrow.

[shotgun blast]

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Yes, statistically, actually 43 percent of predators...

Aaron Hotchner:
Jack, every person in this room with the exception of him [looks sharply at Pat Mannan] is here for your daughter.

Derek Morgan:
Are you okay, Reid?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I tried. [pause] I tried, but I couldn't.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[Garcia reads Lindsey's files] Sounds familiar

Penelope Garcia:
It should! It's the exact life story of a girl named Lindsey in a book called The Emerald Sea of Dreams. I've read it like five times.

David Rossi:
I have interviewed hundreds of killers. All types of crazy motives for doing what they did. They all share one thing in common, all of them: it's in their eyes!

Aaron Hotchner:
'Till what they hold most precious is gone... and then they're lost. Just like the rest of us.

Det. Payton:
He's just a teenager

Emily Prentiss:
So were the Lords of Chaos!

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[of women in clubs he was trying to warn about the killer] Several of them asked if I'm the unsub.

Derek Morgan:
[trying to help Reid learn how to pick up women] What makes you feel confident?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Statistics.

Derek Morgan:
No.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I think I'm just going to stay home tonight and man the tipline. Clubs aren't really my thing.

Derek Morgan:
Not a chance kid, I need a wingman. Come on.

David Rossi:
Actually, there is another angle we need to pursue.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
We still don't know what made the unsub change his victimology. What made him stop killing prostitutes and move into the clubs.

David Rossi:
The answer might be something in Viper's class. But to figure that out we need to profile the teacher.

Derek Morgan:
You need to bait him, then, with somebody he sees as a challenge.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
We need to study his style up close and personal. It's gonna take someone he's already attracted to.

Emily Prentiss:
Aww. Aww, this is really gonna suck.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
How are you doing?

Derek Morgan:
Well, I gave out all my flyers.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
How many phone numbers did you get?

Derek Morgan:
None. I'm working a case here, kid. [Reid gives him a look] Okay, four were offered, but I didn't take any of them. [Reid gives him another look] Alright, look, let me school you a little bit. What you have to do with these ladies, just take control of the conversation. When you're talking what makes you feel like an expert?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Uh, statistics

Derek Morgan:
No, trust me. No. Something else.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
When I do magic.

Derek Morgan:
See, that's perfect. Chicks dig magic.

Derek Morgan:
See, there you go. That's what I'm talking about. That's called game.

Emily Prentiss:
Jordan, this is Viper, God's gift to women.

Jordan Todd:
Wow, God sure has a sense of humor.

Viper:
You see, eye contact is a very powerful gauge. That's why you tend to look away from someone you're attracted to, because you know, instinctively, what a dead giveaway it is. But your brain goes there anyway; images, fantasies.

Jordan Todd:
Don't flatter yourself.

Viper:
The eyes don't lie. They dilate. It's a chemical response we can't control.

Emily Prentiss:
Okay, 15 seconds.

Jordan Todd:
What do you see?

Emily Prentiss:
No, no change. No dilation.

Jordan Todd:
I guess chemically we aren't a match.

Viper:
Only because you have someone else on the mind. Once that happens, the attraction center in the brain shuts down.

Viper:
Your turn.

Emily Prentiss:
No.

Viper:
You scared I might be right?

Emily Prentiss:
No, Paul. I'm baffled. I cannot figure out what the unsub could have learned from you.

Viper:
What do you mean? He took my look, my words, everything that makes me successful with the opposite sex.

Jordan Todd:
Really? Because that guy could get beautiful women into his apartment. I wouldn't let you on my facebook page.

Emily Prentiss:
Oh, you're on facebook?

Jordan Todd:
Yeah, you should friend me.

Emily Prentiss:
I will.

Viper:
Hey, hey, hey! I gave him the routines that made him what he is.

Emily Prentiss:
It must all be in the salesmanship then.

Jordan Todd:
Because we've been watching all the women in the club...

Emily Prentiss:
-and not one of them has looked at you. So who do you really go home with, Paul? Or, or do you go home alone?

Emily Prentiss:
[opening quote, voiceover] Author Harlan Ellison wrote "The minute people fall in love, they become liars."

David Rossi:
[closing quote, voiceover] P.J. O'Rourke wrote "Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."

David Rossi:
Hotch, this is Melissa Foster. She recognized the sketch.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
I'm SSA Hotchner. Thank you for coming in. You sure you've seen this man?

Melissa Foster:
Yeah. I gave him the scar.

Derek Morgan:
He's making them clean up their own murder!

Jordan Todd:
So how bad did I just screw up?

Derek Morgan:
On a normal scale of 1 to 10, I'd say a 6, on Hotch's scale: an 11!

Penelope Garcia:
Sir, does this guy stuff actually work on real breathing girls?

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
Why are you asking me?

Penelope Garcia:
I abhor the whole chicks dig jerks thing

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
Fortunately, you're one of the exceptions!

Penelope Garcia:
Well, huh, be still my bespeckled heart! So are you, sir

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
Thanks

David Rossi:
[to Hotch who's staring at a map] Is this the one that if you stare at it long enough you'll see an image of a swan?

Derek Morgan:
[voiceover] Eckhart Tolle said, "Where there is anger, there is always pain underneath."

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
[voiceover] "Live so that when your children think of fairness and integrity, they think of you." -H. Jackson Brown Jr.

[Garcia, JJ, and Prentiss are hung over after a night of salsa dancing]

Derek Morgan:
What did you guys drink last night?

Penelope Garcia:
The green fairy. You're in the FBI; could you get the entire crowd to stop cheering?

[first lines]

Jeffrey Collins:
I want you, so hard.

Rebecca Moore:
What are you waiting for? [pause] Still not feeling it?

Jeffrey Collins:
Just keep trying. Just keep trying. Come on.

Rebecca Moore:
This isn't working. Maybe you're just not in the mood.

Jeffrey Collins:
Just give me five more minutes.

Rebecca Moore:
Come on. Really?

Jeffrey Collins:
Look, I've done it before. I can do it. It works.

Rebecca Moore:
Relax. I'm not saying you're broken. It happens. Don't worry about it.

Jeffrey Collins:
I already paid for the night.

Rebecca Moore:
Yeah, I know. But honestly, what's gonna happen now that hasn't happened in the last couple of hours?

Jeffrey Collins:
Come on. I just want to try one more thing.

Aaron Hotchner:
One chai tea. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but chai means tea. So, I just ordered you a...

Beth Clemmons:
A tea tea. So, wait a minute. There's a chance you're gonna be out on a case this weekend?

Aaron Hotchner:
Probably a good chance.

Beth Clemmons:
What if you don't make it back in time?

Aaron Hotchner:
I'll just have to go another race.

Beth Clemmons:
But you trained for this one.

Aaron Hotchner:
I know. I'll just have to do the next one. Maybe I'll do yours.

Beth Clemmons:
But you trained so hard.

Aaron Hotchner:
I know. All for nothing.

Beth Clemmons:
Yeah, too bad nothing good came of it. Well, assuming you do make it back, I'd really like to be there, you know...

Aaron Hotchner:
To see me collapse at the finish line.

Beth Clemmons:
I want that moment. I do.

Aaron Hotchner:
Yeah.

Beth Clemmons:
I know Jack's gonna be there, so...

Aaron Hotchner:
It's fine. I'd love for you to meet him.

Beth Clemmons:
Great.

Derek Morgan:
So, he parks in the road and then carries the body... What?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
52.6 yards.

Derek Morgan:
Uphill. So, he's got to be in great shape.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
You know, more often than not, prostitutes are murdered and dumped in the same area that they work.

Derek Morgan:
So, then, why take the time to drive the extra 40 miles outside the city?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Maybe he's already up here. He picks them up downtown, takes them to a secondary location, kills them, and gets rid of the body as fast as possible.

Derek Morgan:
Which means he lives nearby, in the suburbs.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
With 76,728 other people.

Jeffrey Collins:
I want another one.

Donald Collins:
We have to talk about this, son.

Jeffrey Collins:
What is there to talk about?

Donald Collins:
Well, how are you feeling?

Jeffrey Collins:
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Linda Collins:
Your father's just trying to ask you.

Donald Collins:
We made a deal when you moved back in that as long as you're under our roof, you take your meds.

Jeffrey Collins:
Well, they mess me up! Look, if this is your way of trying to kick me out, just come out and say it.

Donald Collins:
We're not trying to kick you out.

Linda Collins:
We'll ask the doctor about changing your prescription, but for now you have to take your meds. It's been a couple of weeks.

Jeffrey Collins:
God damn it! Just because she's been popping pills my entire life doesn't mean I have to!

Donald Collins:
That is enough!

Jeffrey Collins:
You're drunk, aren't you, Dad? No, it's okay. I don't blame you, for being married to her.

Donald Collins:
I said that is enough!

Jeffrey Collins:
Or what? What are you gonna do that she hasn't already ruined?

Donald Collins:
We're doing the best we can.

Jeffrey Collins:
You're not doing enough. You really want to help me? Then you'll put me out of my misery.

Emily Prentiss:
Still no sitter?

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
My sitter is not available. Apparently I have a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a sitter on a Saturday night.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
What's going on tonight?

Emily Prentiss:
Oh, it was ladies night, but...

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
I forgot to book a sitter.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I'll do it.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Spence.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
What? I've seen an episode of *Mr. Belvedere*.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
You've never babysat by yourself before.

Emily Prentiss:
You know, he could do a couple of hours.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
What could possibly go wrong? [on next day, at the FBI Triathlon finish gate] "A couple hours. A couple hours." You guys didn't come home till sunrise.

[last lines]

Beth Clemmons:
Hotchner!

Aaron Hotchner:
Beth! Jack, there's someone I want you to meet. Come here.

Beth Clemmons:
You were amazing, congratulations!

Aaron Hotchner:
Thanks. Beth, I'd like you to meet my son Jack.

Beth Clemmons:
Hi.

Aaron Hotchner:
Jack, this is my friend Beth.

Beth Clemmons:
Hey there, Jack. It's nice to meet you.

Jack Hotchner:
Do you work with my dad, too?

Beth Clemmons:
No, we're just friends. Hey, don't tell me you made that.

Jack Hotchner:
Yep. I colored it myself and put the sparkles on, too.

Beth Clemmons:
You know what? I look at art all day long, and that, my friend, is pretty good.

Jack Hotchner:
Thank you.

Beth Clemmons:
You're welcome.

Aaron Hotchner:
We were gonna go get something to eat. You want to come?

Beth Clemmons:
Sure.

Aaron Hotchner:
Okay. Great. Come on, buddy.

Emily Prentiss:
Oh, you're not playing around

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Hmm, Will's away all week, so I'm pulling double duty with Henry

Penelope Garcia:
Please tell me we're still on for Saturday night? Because I've had it circled on my calendar for the last 23 1/2 days [sees JJ wondering] which apparently, from the look of you, you did not!

Emily Prentiss:
Oh, Garcia paid good money for those Salsa lessons

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
I'll get a sitter

David Rossi:
What about sexual violations?

Aaron Hotchner:
No, the ME's report says there's no evidence of sexual activity before death

Penelope Garcia:
So, what's he doing with them?

Aaron Hotchner:
That's what we need to find out

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Rebecca had over $250 on her

Allyson Parker:
She did?

Emily Prentiss:
What would that kind of money get a customer?

Allyson Parker:
A lot

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Like: all night or...

Allyson Parker:
Nowadays... yeah

Agent Lynn Brooks:
How effective are those press conferences?

David Rossi:
Incredibly

Agent Lynn Brooks:
Then why haven't we heard from him?

David Rossi:
A bond like this takes years to develop. We're not going to break it in a few hours

Derek Morgan:
Hotch would never have taken this case. And I say "case" in the loosest sense.

David Rossi:
Profile the facts as they are without bias. Isn't that what we do?

Derek Morgan:
What facts, Rossi? Look at us. We don't have a single file.

David Rossi:
Okay, let me help you out. Jump right in anytime. Fact one - there are no files, so it seems no case.

Emily Prentiss:
But what if there is?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
One fire, fourteen deaths, five suicides.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
All the suicides are connected to the original fire.

Emily Prentiss:
And all exactly two weeks apart.

David Rossi:
Come on, Derek, you can't tell me that doesn't feel a lot like a pattern.

Emily Prentiss:
And a timeline.

David Rossi:
Right?

Derek Morgan:
A lot of people lost their kids in that fire. That's a whole world of grief, and for a few... suicide's their only way out.

David Rossi:
Or someone decided it was.

Derek Morgan:
And made it look this way?

David Rossi:
What if they have?

Derek Morgan:
Then we're looking for one very smart unsub.

David Rossi:
[opening quote, voiceover] "There is no refuge from confession but suicide, and suicide is confession." - Daniel Webster.

Emily Prentiss:
[closing quote, voiceover] "The most authentic thing about us is our capacity to create, to overcome, to endure, to transform, to love, and to be greater than our suffering." - Ben Okri.

Aaron Hotchner:
I need a favor.

David Rossi:
Of course.

Aaron Hotchner:
I need some personal time, no more than a day.

David Rossi:
Take all the time you need.

Aaron Hotchner:
[about his divorce from Haley] I need to talk to Jack. I've lost her, but I'm not gonna lose him. I need to try to... tell him what's going on. I don't know how much he's going to understand, but...

David Rossi:
All he needs to understand is that you love him.

David Rossi:
How'd it go with Jack?

Aaron Hotchner:
I just told him that I wasn't going to be around as much.

David Rossi:
How'd he take it?

Aaron Hotchner:
He gave me a hug, and he said that everything was gonna be all right.

David Rossi:
Smart kid. Like his dad.

Derek Morgan:
There was a GFI unit installed in the kitchen. I put them in all my properties, especially bathroom and kitchen. Any surge of electric current shuts power down the source.

Emily Prentiss:
Properties?

Derek Morgan:
[pause] Yeah.

Emily Prentiss:
How many properties?

Derek Morgan:
Four.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
*I'm sorry. I let you down. Please forgive me I disappoint you, and so on.* But the handwriting, the forensic analysis's saying exactly opposite.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
What do you mean?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Hmm, you see the handwriting slants uphill, it's clear sign of optimism. Same does the spacing so consistent. And this long T-bars, those indicate an enthusiastic person.

Emily Prentiss:
We'd also like to take a look at your brother's house

Det. Ronnie Baleman:
I'll take you there

David Rossi:
I think it is better if you stay here

Det. Ronnie Baleman:
It's my case, I... I brought you here

Derek Morgan:
Technically there is no case and if there was you wouldn't be on it

Penelope Garcia:
Emily, the strange and great. What can I do you for?

Emily Prentiss:
Hey, uhm, I am looking for a drug that would temporarily paralyze or subdue someone, not kill them, but give full control

Penelope Garcia:
Well, I always use alcohol. Less fuss, way cheaper

Emily Prentiss:
Is there any possibility that while we've been talking you've been multitasking?

Penelope Garcia:
What? Track down his current address?

Emily Prentiss:
Ha, ha, I love you Penelope Garcia

Penelope Garcia:
Hum, get in line

Aaron Hotchner:
We are made wise not by the recollection of our past but by the responsibility for our future. George Bernard Shaw

David Rossi:
[opening quote] "When one has not had a good father, one must create one"- Friedrich Nietzche

Derek Morgan:
His name is Ezra Warren, he's 23 years old, works as a waiter in DC. He's got a clean record

David Rossi:
So, except for being covered in blood at the scene of a mass murder, just your average Joe.

Derek Morgan:
You know, this is beginning to remind me of clue: Colonel Mustard in the billiard room with the candlestick

Jennifer Jareau:
So Dillon told the police that he'd been hiking through the Great Smokey Mountains for the past week

David Rossi:
Right! And Elvis is alive and well and cutting a new album in my basement

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I heard you were hungry so I thought I might bring you a little surprise

Penelope Garcia:
What good is in this? It's a croissant and it's still warm! Oh, you love me and I love you! I... I know I flirt with Derek, but that's like animal blood in the nostrils kind of thing. What we have is a pure transcendent, blueberry filled...

Cora Gilliam:
The gun is registered to me. I am allowed to carry it!

David Rossi:
Carrying it's not the problem, pointing it at FBI agents is the problem!

Derek Morgan:
You've never been to New York?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
We've never had an unsub there.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
[to Gideon] I thought you were going to talk to Reid about taking some vacation time.

Jason Gideon:
What's vacation time?

[opening quote]

Jason Gideon:
W. H. Auden said, "Murder is unique in that it abolishes the party it injures, so that society must take the place of the victim and on his behalf demand atonement or grant forgiveness."

[closing quotes - 2]

Jason Gideon:
Ghandi said, "Better to be violent if there's violence in our hearts than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
Ghandi also said, "I object to violence because when it appears to do good the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent."

[last lines]

Woman on the Street #4:
They only killed him cause they were afraid no jury would convict him.

Derek Morgan:
With no discernible victim patterns, the killer's practically impossible to stop.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Did you know the original Zodiac Killer actually continually changed his victims. Young, old, men, women, white black.

Jason Gideon:
Exactly. And he killed for thirty years without ever being caught.

Derek Morgan:
[Reid is fumbling his food while trying to eat with a pair of chopsticks] You don't know how to use 'em, do you?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
It's like trying to forage for dinner with a pair of number two pencils.

Jason Gideon:
[about citizens supporting the unsub] He's a hero.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
The exact same thing happened with the Goetz-New York subway shooting in the early eighties.

Jason Gideon:
You weren't even born.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I read a lot.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[after overhearing a conversation between Gideon and Hotch] What happened in Iowa?

Jason Gideon:
It was one of the first cases Hotch and I worked together. Small town, two boys had been murdered, same signature. The profile led us to the, uh, local 4-H leader. We went to interview him. The guy, he was suicidal, he had a shotgun, our guns were drawn. And at some point, he turns the shotgun on Hotch. Instead of firing, Hotch talks him down. The guy surrenders.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Sounds like pretty good work.

Jason Gideon:
At trial, the guy's wife gave him an alibi for both murders. Small town, they all knew each other. Jurors believed her. Eventually they got him when he killed another boy.

Derek Morgan:
[searching for a clue to indicate the unsub's next target] You know, this is a lot of boxes. How are we supposed to narrow it down?

Jason Gideon:
Check and see if it ended in acquittal. If it didn't, toss it aside.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
It has to be a capital case. He's escalating. The more brutal, the better.

Elle Greenaway:
Why not go by most recent?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Judging by his elaborate filing system, Doyle obviously has obsessive-compulsive disorder. People with OCD often finish tasks, and then go back to the beginning and start over.

Derek Morgan:
So he continually goes through the transcripts and the first one to trigger him becomes his next victim.

Elle Greenaway:
Here's one. This is a liquor store owner who was shot with his own gun.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
Flip to when they present the defense. Did the defendant testify?

Elle Greenaway:
No.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
Stick with the ones where the accused took the stand. This is personal. He hears their voices.

Jason Gideon:
Doyle's victims all claimed to be a type of victim themselves. The first two threw themselves on the mercy of the court, pleading alcohol and drug dependency. The priest said he was a victim, victim of recent hysteria.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
Look for key phrases: victim, mercy, anything that signifies they thought their crime wasn't their fault.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I think I might have one, guys: Ted Elmore. He shot and killed both his parents after claiming self-defense for years of physical abuse.

Jason Gideon:
Doyle lost his own parents. Hearing someone get away with killing their own, that would haunt him.

Jason Gideon:
There's a lot we still don't know, but we do know this: these are not blitz attacks. They're too controlled. These are absolutely executions.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
An unsub's signature is his own extremely rare combination of M.O. and ritual. An unsub kills to satisfy an inner need, and he'll continue killing until that inner need, which is based on a ritual, is lived out perfectly. Because reality never lives up to fantasy, this becomes an impossibility.

Jason Gideon:
In other words, he's not gonna stop killing until we catch him.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
If this guy's who we think he is, we're talking terror like New York hasn't seen since Son of Sam.

Penelope Garcia:
Fount of All Knowledge. Check my flow.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
I need you to check all the victims and see if any were ever charged with a crime.

Penelope Garcia:
Okay. You wanna time me, or should I just dazzle you off the clock?

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
[Garcia has found the connection between all the victims] You're a genius.

Penelope Garcia:
You're just saying that 'cause it's true.

Jason Gideon:
If the victim was blindfolded first, the blood would have flowed over the blindfold. He puts it on after he kills them.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
All three charged with a felony, all three found innocent.

Elle Greenaway:
And that didn't show up on your men's radar?

Det. Nora Bennett:
Acquittals? No. Why is it important?

Jason Gideon:
Because we have a new profile.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
So, you know there was a big hole in the profile you presented back there.

Jason Gideon:
Can you pass the moo shoo, please?

Jennifer Jareau:
Uh, what's the hole?

Jason Gideon:
I left out the possibility our unsub might be a cop.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
Ever crossed your mind?

Jason Gideon:
Taking the law into my own hands?

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
Not the law, justice.

Jason Gideon:
What's this about? The boys in Iowa?

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
It's just a question.

Jason Gideon:
I guess I think if I ever let my mind go there, then the unsubs would be getting into my head instead of me getting into theirs. That wouldn't be a good idea, now, would it?

Walter Derbin - Cabbie:
So, you're a knick fan? Ten million a year they're paying Larry Brown! I can make them suck just as bad for half of that

David Rossi:
We don't get to pick who wins, detective. Even if that means no one does.

David Rossi:
[opening quotation, voiceover] Dr. Burton Grebin once said "To lose a child is to lose a piece of yourself."

David Rossi:
[closing quotation, voiceover] Andre Maurois wrote "Without a family, man, alone in the world, trembles with the cold."

Emily Prentiss:
Danny told me what he did to Kyle. Do you know what he did?

Dan Murphy:
Yes, we know.

Emily Prentiss:
Everything he did? Danny stuffed... plane parts down Kyle's throat.

Dan Murphy:
What?

Capt. Lancaster:
Oh, God.

Dan Murphy:
He wouldn't do that.

Emily Prentiss:
You told Danny to watch his temper. What else did you worry about? Danny said you had a puppy, but he died. Your son is ill, and he needs help. The truth is, the only thing Danny isn't capable of is remorse. He feels nothing. The son you were trying to protect... is a sociopath.

Capt. Lancaster:
[about his family dying in a car accident] I spent my life on the streets. And I couldn't be there for them. Every day, I wonder why it wasn't me in that car... and why I have to live every single day without them. You know, when Dan called, I thought... maybe this is it. Maybe I'm suffering so he doesn't have to.

Derek Morgan:
Your kids died in an accident. Nobody can make sense of that. This family, your friends, they lost both kids the minute Danny killed Kyle.

Emily Prentiss:
Glad they took our advice and started the press conference

David Rossi:
Yeah, but it would be nice if there weren't so many people walking all over the crime scene

David Rossi:
You know what we're looking at: 99% of abducted children are killed in the first 24 hours

Capt. Lancaster:
I know. I'm gonna check on them [Walks away]

David Rossi:
We saw the pictures, we know what this guy does to little boys

Derek Morgan:
Rossi, Kyle Murphy might be the 1% that makes it

David Rossi:
Could take a miracle

Derek Morgan:
For his sake, let's hope we get one

Penelope Garcia:
[Phone rings] Tell me something, sunshine

Jennifer Jareau:
Eh, Garcia, I need your brain and your computer system

Penelope Garcia:
They're one and the same

Derek Morgan:
[voiceover] Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact. -Honore de Balzac

Emily Prentiss:
[voiceover] "I'm for truth, no matter who tells it. I'm for justice, no matter who it's for or against." -Malcolm X

Derek Morgan:
Hey, Hotch, check this out. There's a mayoral race in town, and there's a guy named Clark Preston all over the news. Looks like he's running a close second.

Clark Preston:
[footage of a news conference] These vicious home invasions are a sign of the times. As demographics change, so do crime rates. Now, we may not be able to slow the browning of America, but we can sure as hell take our city back, and if you elect me, I'll lead that charge.

Derek Morgan:
"The browning of America"? That's damn near a hate speech.

Aaron Hotchner:
He's using the murders to further his campaign, and I guess people are rallying behind it.

Derek Morgan:
So what if our unsub is nothing like Manson? Manson never got his hands dirty. What if our unsub is more like his followers?

Aaron Hotchner:
You think he's being manipulated?

Derek Morgan:
Maybe even unintentionally, but either way, rhetoric like this could fuel his fire.

Clark Preston:
I'm innocent!

Aaron Hotchner:
Clark Preston, you have the right to remain silent.

David Rossi:
Yeah, please feel free to exercise that right.

Penelope Garcia:
I got some dirt on your mayoral candidate, Clark Preston.

David Rossi:
He's a politician. That shouldn't be hard.

Derek Morgan:
Preston's a part of this. I know he is. You should have seen him in there.

Emily Prentiss:
Well, he's a racist and a little shady, maybe, but a murderer?

Derek Morgan:
It may be just a feeling, but I know he's in this. We just need to figure out how.

Derek Morgan:
Nice job, Valdez. You just got your whole team killed.

Jimmy Valdez:
Sorry.

Derek Morgan:
You're damn right, you're sorry. Franklin's wife is pregnant. Maxwell over there just got engaged. Wedding's in May, right? It's too bad you won't make it.

Jimmy Valdez:
I thought I cleared the room.

Derek Morgan:
You didn't check the door. You missed the hidden threat.

Emily Prentiss:
I should have covered him.

Derek Morgan:
No, Prentiss. You're on point. It's his job to cover you. And when you don't do your job, Valdez, people die. Now, if you're not ready to shoulder that responsibility, then maybe you need to reconsider joining the Bureau.

Jimmy Valdez:
[pause] I said I was sorry, all right?

Derek Morgan:
I heard you. But out in the field, "sorry" doesn't bring people back. [pause] We're done today.

Emily Prentiss:
Morgan. Is everything all right?

Derek Morgan:
Yeah. Why?

Emily Prentiss:
You were a little hard on Valdez. He's just a new agent trainee.

Derek Morgan:
Who made a fatal mistake.

Emily Prentiss:
Well, he looks up to you. I'm just saying, maybe you could build his confidence, not break it.

Derek Morgan:
Imagine how he'd feel if that had been real.

Emily Prentiss:
Okay, yeah, I understand that. But that course is designed to force failure. That's how we learn.

Derek Morgan:
And my job is to train the trainees, not to be their friend.

Emily Prentiss:
Look, I know you're doing the tough love thing, but they don't know you like I do.

Aaron Hotchner:
We believe we're looking for a white male in his late 20s to early 30s.

Deputy:
Wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry, I thought we were looking at black gangbangers.

Derek Morgan:
The unsub has been staging the crime scenes to make it look like black gangs and undocumented immigrants were responsible.

Deputy:
Why would anyone do that?

Jennifer Jareau:
We think he's trying to create some sort of racial conflict.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
In 1969, Charles Manson orchestrated the Tate-LaBianca murders, in the hopes of creating a race war between the blacks and whites that he referred to as "Helter Skelter".

David Rossi:
A name he stole from a Beatles song.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Members of the Manson family left watermelon rinds at the scene of the crime and also painted panther paws on the wall in blood in the hopes of convincing authorities that the Black Panther Party was responsible.

Aaron Hotchner:
Hate groups like the Aryan Nation believe that race war is not only inevitable, but necessary.

Emily Prentiss:
Our unsub may be a member of one of these groups. Aryan gangs have a strong presence in prison, so he may be an ex-con, or even possibly related to a convict.

David Rossi:
We think he may also be some kind of zealot. He believes his war is already being fought, and these murders are a mission to him.

Jennifer Jareau:
And like a solider, he is willing to put himself in harm's way.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
The unsub may also be vulnerable somehow. Weak-minded or even lonely. His cause gives him a sense of power and belonging.

Derek Morgan:
He's physically fit enough to move dead bodies, so he's probably young.

David Rossi:
But not so young as to be impulsive. These attacks took planning and focus, so he's disciplined.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
He uses Oxycodone to drug his unwilling partners. But he does so without killing them, which means he's knowledgeable about dosages.

Emily Prentiss:
And Oxy is expensive, so look at medical care professionals and caregivers, anyone with access to to prescription drugs.

Aaron Hotchner:
This unsub is dedicated and driven. Makes him especially dangerous. Surrender's not likely part of his strategy.

Clark Preston:
[to Morgan] I'll bet you had to work extra hard to get in the Bureau, didn't you? Probably still have to prove yourself on a regular basis. I respect that. I wish there were more like you.

[last lines]

Derek Morgan:
How you doing?

Emily Prentiss:
I'm all right.

Derek Morgan:
Emily, I'm so sorry.

Emily Prentiss:
"Out there in the field, 'sorry' doesn't bring people back." [pause] Come on, I'm messing with you. It's nothing, really. [pause] I'm okay. This isn't your fault.

Derek Morgan:
Actually, it is.

Emily Prentiss:
You're a team leader. You made a tactical decision.

Derek Morgan:
And you got hurt. Again.

Emily Prentiss:
You did what you thought was right. And that's all you can do. The rest of it, that's not up to us. That's the job. This is nothing, really. [pause] I mean, the thing with Doyle, that... I'm kidding! I'm...

Aaron Hotchner:
So he was always in trouble?

Ray Phillips:
Not FBI trouble! He ain't got the brains nor the work ethics

Aaron Hotchner:
Kids have a way of hiding things

Clark Preston:
You're profiles, right?

Aaron Hotchner:
Right

Clark Preston:
You study behavior, not actual facts, and then you come up with theories

Aaron Hotchner:
It's not quite as simple as that

Penelope Garcia:
[answering phone] I live to serve you, sir!

Aaron Hotchner:
Garcia, what can you tell us about a bar called the Drunken Dog?

Penelope Garcia:
Ooh, I like it already!

Penelope Garcia:
San Bernadino, California. Two home invasions in less than a week, only a block apart. Exact same M.O. Both houses were burgled, power and phone lines cut, and they broke in through a back window.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
And in each case, the entire family was shot and killed?

Penelope Garcia:
Yes, that is right. I present to you the Mitchells and the Lewis families.

David Rossi:
They took out the power and phones to isolate them. Their alarm systems wouldn't work and they can't call for help.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Most modern alarm systems have a backup generator and a cell phone connection to the security company.

Penelope Garcia:
Yeah, but the Mitchells had an older system, and the Lewises were behind on their account, so it was inactive.

Jennifer Jareau:
An assailant was killed in each case?

Penelope Garcia:
Affirmative, but the sheriff hasn't IDed them yet.

Emily Prentiss:
So both families were armed and fought back and shot one of their attackers.

Derek Morgan:
Is that a coincidence or a connection?

Aaron Hotchner:
What concerns me is the frequency of the kills.

Jennifer Jareau:
Only four days apart.

Aaron Hotchner:
All right. It's a long flight. We'd better get going. Wheels up in thirty.

Aaron Hotchner:
[opening quote] "If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky that would be like the splendor of the mighty one" - from the Hindu holy book, the Bhagavad Gita

David Rossi:
[closing quote] "We knew the world would not be the same: some people laugh, a few people cried, most people were silent" - J. Robert Oppenheimer

Dr. Spencer Reid:
You've been quiet.

Kate Callahan:
Sorry.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
You know, a disaster of this magnitude is really hard to wrap your mind around, let alone your feelings.

Kate Callahan:
You don't need to worry about me. What, are you are gonna profile me now?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
It's hard to turn it off sometimes.

Kate Callahan:
Look I guess, I just should tell you this... Hotch and Rossi already know. My sister and brother-in-law died in 9/11. They were working at the Pentagon.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
So sorry. I imagine this must obviously bring back a lot of painful memories.

Kate Callahan:
Yeah. Anyway I don't wanna do that weepy agent with a tragic past. You don't have to walk on eggshells around me.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
My girlfriend was killed in front of me and my mom has schizophrenia... since we're sharing.

Kate Callahan:
Thanks for letting me know. After my sister died, I adopted all ten of her kids.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Wow!

Kate Callahan:
I'm kidding.

[Both laugh]

Kate Callahan:
They had a baby girl, Meg. We took her in... actually Chris and I moved into their house. Anyway, she is thirteen and the light of my life.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
She sounds terrific.

Kate Callahan:
Yeah, she is. Maybe I could bring her by so you can meet her sometime.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I would really like that.

Commander Jumilla Reardon:
He knows who did it, but he won't tell us. The guy's a wackadoodle!

Aaron Hotchner:
Well, unfortunately we can't dismiss him yet.

Commander Jumilla Reardon:
The fact is no one else has come forward with a similar statement.

Aaron Hotchner:
That's because the population is so sparse out here. We should be grateful for that.

Commander Jumilla Reardon:
Alright. Can you get him to talk?

Aaron Hotchner:
I can try, but I should probably do it alone. I think he has a problem with you.

Commander Jumilla Reardon:
My race or my gender?

Aaron Hotchner:
Probably both.

Aaron Hotchner:
Wonderful. As long as you can get some answers, be my guest.

Aaron Hotchner:
Mr. Petosky, I'm starting to lose my patience.

Galen Petosky:
One more question: Edgewood Arsenal. What happened there?

Aaron Hotchner:
From 1955 to 1975, the U.S. military conducted research into psycho-chemical agents by testing them on human subjects.

Galen Petosky:
You pass.

David Rossi:
So Washington is his Hiroshima. Makes sense in a twisted way.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
Erasmus said, "What else is the whole life of mortals but a sort of comedy, in which the various actors, disguised by various costumes and masks, walk on and play each one his part, until the manager waves them off the stage?"

David Rossi:
We didn't have that ten years ago.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
What do you mean?

David Rossi:
Communications coordinator.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
You guys can catch up on the jet.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Oh yeah, that'd be great.

David Rossi:
The jet?

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
We have a jet now.

David Rossi:
Are you serious?

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
Oh yeah, it comes in pretty handy.

David Rossi:
She's different. [after Garcia leaves]

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
You have no idea.

Det. Yarbough:
How the hell do we catch an invisible man?

David Rossi:
Now your face is going to be on one of those tapes. When I find it, I'm going to paper the city with it, just like you did with those women. Everyone will see it. They won't be able to ignore you now. But you won't inspire fear, you'll inspire hatred and ridicule because the only power someone like you has is a mask. Once that mask is removed you'll be as insignificant as you've always been. A loser!

David Rossi:
His hand needs to be forced.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
I know that Dave. The point is you did it by forcing ours.

Derek Morgan:
[after Reid sneaks up behind him in a mask and scares him] See, that right there is why Halloween creeps me out.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
You're scared of Halloween?

Derek Morgan:
I didn't say I was *scared*, I said I was *creeped out*. There's a difference there, youngster, you should look it up.

Emily Prentiss:
What creeps you out about it?

Derek Morgan:
I don't know, people wearing masks. I don't like folks in disguises.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
That's the best thing about Halloween! You can be anyone you wanna be! [Reid throws Morgan a piece of candy]

Derek Morgan:
Nah, I'm pretty good just being me.

Emily Prentiss:
Yeah, why is it that neither of those points of view surprise me?

Erin Strauss:
So, you're coming in, in a subordinate position?

David Rossi:
Is that a question?

Erin Strauss:
The question is why.

David Rossi:
To help.

Erin Strauss:
Completely selfless act.

David Rossi:
That's so hard to believe?

Erin Strauss:
Yes.

David Rossi:
I missed you too, Erin.

David Rossi:
Relax Hotch. I've got this.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
That's the problem, Dave. There is no *I*. We function as a team.

David Rossi:
You said out there, team shares everything.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
That's right.

David Rossi:
There is no *I*?

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
Yeah.

David Rossi:
It seems a big thing to withhold separating from your wife and child.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
What are you talking about?

David Rossi:
You used to call Haley ten times a day. We've been together 48 hours and I haven't seen you call her once or mention her. And you're not going home now.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
What's your point?

David Rossi:
I guess you are not used to sharing.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
My private life is not the same as a case.

David Rossi:
I'm just saying, sharing is a learning skill.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
Nothing a stalker likes better than routine!

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
She can buy a gun that easily?

Det. Yarbough:
This is Texas!

Penelope Garcia:
[Rossi calls] Speak and be recognized by your empress, mortal!

David Rossi:
Is this the technical analyst girl?

Penelope Garcia:
Who is this?

David Rossi:
Dr. Reid said that this was your direct line from the team.

Penelope Garcia:
It is

David Rossi:
This is agent Dave Rossi. We met yesterday

Penelope Garcia:
Oh, of course, of course. I am sorry, sir.

Derek Morgan:
Oh, one last favor. Look up the words sexy and brilliant in that computer of yours and tell me what you come up with.

Penelope Garcia:
Look at that, it's me.

Derek Morgan:
You are a goddess woman, ciao. [Flicks the phone shut. Women in the waiting room are staring at him] It was a... It was a work call.

Jason Gideon:
[voiceover] Helen Keller once said "Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of overcoming it."

Jason Gideon:
Doesn't anybody ever go home?

Elle Greenaway:
You're here

Jason Gideon:
Exactly! Trust me; you don't want to model your social life after mine

Jennifer Jareau:
If it makes you feel any better: Hotchner and Morgan took off

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Hotch is married, Morgan is just, you know, Morgan

[Phone rings]

Penelope Garcia:
Dayton, Ohia, you're on the air

Derek Morgan:
I'd like to make a request

Penelope Garcia:
With that sultry voice? You name it!

Maggie Callahan:
Agent Gideon! You're going to have to talk to a lot of victims. It would be helpful to have an extra female presence

Jason Gideon:
Can you promise me you'll be sensitive?

Maggie Callahan:
As long as you promise to stay pissed off at what happened to them. I've been on this case since day one. I don't want to have to step aside

Jason Gideon:
You will not have to. Thank you

Maggie Callahan:
[Gideon opens his hotel room door] I figured you wouldn't be sleeping either

Jason Gideon:
What are you doing here?

Maggie Callahan:
I took a room on the hall

Jason Gideon:
But you live four blocks away

Maggie Callahan:
Exactly! Why be separated from the work?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[Graig hands over a huge pile of personal dossiers] All these?

Craig Dyson:
We cover the entire Great Lakes region

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Let's narrow it down. The guy we're look for is male, white, between the ages of 20 and 40, socially awkward and unable to make connections easily

Craig Dyson:
I have 250 employees, most of those are man and every single one of them match the description you just gave me

Aaron Hotchner:
Excuse me. How bad were her injuries?

CSU Tech:
She's lucky, there're relatively minor

Aaron Hotchner:
Do me a favor: don't tell her that she's lucky!

David Rossi:
How many small-town newspapers do you subscribe to?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Thirty-eight. It used to be more, but a lot of them disappeared.

David Rossi:
You mean gone digital.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Same thing.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
[a bar patron hits on Rossi] Who was that?

David Rossi:
That was the fourth Mrs. Rossi, if I'm not careful.

David Rossi:
You haven't been sleeping, have you?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I can't. There's too much work to do.

David Rossi:
[opening, voiceover] "Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams?" - Alfred Lord Tennyson

David Rossi:
Reid, you okay?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Yeah. There's no shortage of enemies to the logging industry, from climate change environmentalists to animal rights activists. Native Americans with longstanding territory disputes.

Cowboy:
A wise man would avoid the Badlands today. Storm's rolling in.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Solanine is a potent toxin and hallucinogen that comes from a black nightshade plant. The unripe berries were used in the Middle Ages for torture. The effect it has is like a bad acid trip.

David Rossi:
That's not fun. Trust me. [chuckles]

Dr. Spencer Reid:
More recently it's been used in small doses for asthma.

Derek Morgan:
[phone rings] Hey mama, tell me something I don't know.

Penelope Garcia:
Oh, hot chocolate, the thing I could spill to you...

Derek Morgan:
Hey, hey, you're on speaker.

David Rossi:
Did I ever tell you about my Uncle Sal? He liked to fix up old cars. When my Aunt Rosie died, he bought a 1947 Buick. Well, it was a piece of junk, really, but he was obsessed with it. He'd work on it day and night, forgetting to eat, until it was a thing of beauty. Then one day, it got stolen. When the cops found it, it had been completely vandalized. Uncle Sal was devastated. Never recovered. He died about a year later.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I'm sorry about your uncle.

David Rossi:
I'm sorry about Maeve. So, how long has it been now? Four months?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Three months and 15 days.

David Rossi:
That's why you're not sleeping. This can't go on.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I realize that the socially acceptable amount of time to wallow in grief is coming to an end, and...

David Rossi:
That's not what I mean. You wallow as long as you need, but talk to someone.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I feel like there are two types of people in this world, Rossi. The ones that get over their grief and move on, and the ones that descend into some sort of endless misery.

David Rossi:
I know how you feel. Give it time.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
How much time? I thought by coming to work every day and helping other people, the pain would lessen, but it hasn't.

David Rossi:
Compartmentalization works only so long. Don't be like Uncle Sal.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
You know that I remember every single word we ever said to each other?

David Rossi:
Finally, the downside to an eidetic memory. Listen, Spencer. If you want to feel better, you can't control the process. You have to let yourself grieve.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I'm not sleeping because when I do, I dream of Maeve. And when I see her, I feel the sweetest relief imaginable. She always asks me to dance, but I can't because I don't know how to dance, and because I never even got to touch her when she was alive. I know if I give into that fantasy, I'll be lost forever, so I force myself to wake up. Is that part of normal healing?

Chad Dumont:
Why are you doing this to me?

Tess Mynock:
Because I have no choice. Do you know what real pain is? That hollow ache, that gaping hole that comes from senseless tragedy. No, you don't. You live in blissful ignorance, like all the happy-go-lucky people who have no idea that darkness is a whisper away. You remind me of Steven, my ex-boyfriend, with that stupid smirk on your face.

Chad Dumont:
No.

Tess Mynock:
You should have been looking out for Adam, instead of lying your cheating ass off.

Chad Dumont:
I'm not your ex. I'm not Steven. Please... Please, I need a doctor. Please, I'm begging you. Please.

Raoul Whalen:
Let out your anger. You've wanted to do this for so long.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[closing, voiceover] J.R.R. Tolkien wrote, "I will not say do not weep, for not all tears are an evil."

David Rossi:
It's alchemy. Alchemy turns common metals into precious ones. Dreams work the same way. Turning something awful into... something better.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I don't know. I'd like to believe that, but...

David Rossi:
Just think about it. No. Better yet, don't think. Just let it happen, Spencer. I'm gonna get some shuteye. You should, too.

Waiter:
May I take your order, sir?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Um, I'll have a double espresso.

Dr. Maeve Donovan:
And I'll have a non-fat latte. Fancy meeting you here.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Hi.

Dr. Maeve Donovan:
Hi. Did you know Sir Arthur Conan Doyle probably sat right here drinking his coffee about 130 years ago?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I think he probably drank tea. You know, given his comment that the tea fields of Ceylon are as true a monument to courage as is the lion at Waterloo.

Dr. Maeve Donovan:
Spencer...

Dr. Spencer Reid:
And this is Oxford. Didn't Sir Arthur Conan Doyle go to school at the University of Edinburgh?

Dr. Maeve Donovan:
Are you gonna argue with everything I say?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
No, of course not.

Dr. Maeve Donovan:
You know, there is such a thing as too much logic. [music starts] Dance with me.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Why?

Dr. Maeve Donovan:
I want to hold you once before I'm a ghost of a memory.

Penelope Garcia:
[Presenting at the team briefing]... but he's not the first victim. The first victim... [pressing a button on the remote, nothing happens]

Penelope Garcia:
Oh, squeeze it! It gets stuck... sometimes. Do you want me to take over?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I got it [presses hard, pictures get distorted] Yeah, maybe you're better

Penelope Garcia:
[Takes over the remote from Reid] I have to memorize it, so I don't have to look at the gross!

Derek Morgan:
We believe that the unsub that we're looking for is a woman who's trying to get pregnant. She's experiencing what we call black widow maternal desire. She has a desperate need for a child, which most likely stems from the recent loss of one.

Alex Blake:
That child may have died or been taken away in a custody situation.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
She's drugging her male victims in order to keep them under her control for forty-eight hours, and we believe she's using them as breeding partners to help replace the child that she lost.

David Rossi:
Her victims are surrogates for a male figure in her life. One she may have already killed. He could be a boyfriend or husband who most likely fathered the child she lost.

Aaron Hotchner:
And the signs of torture indicate that she may blame the child's father for this loss and is exacting her revenge on these victims.

Alex Blake:
After they're dead, she dismembers them for easier disposal.

Derek Morgan:
The strength required to do this, and transport body parts, it's likely that she's working with a submissive partner she dominates with her agenda.

David Rossi:
Based on the sophistication and patience required for these crimes, we believe this unsub is probably in her thirties and no older than her early forties, if pregnancy is her goal.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
And she works at night, luring victims from parties or bars. She may even have an illness, or feign one to gain their sympathy.

Aaron Hotchner:
Chad Dumont's been missing for almost thirty hours, and if the unsub keeps to her schedule, he may still be alive. But time is of the essence.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Even though the first two victims are dead, we can certainly step up our game so we can give the victims' families some answers

Aaron Hotchner:
Thank you.

Bruce Morrison:
They're gone. My girls are gone... I need your help.

Aaron Hotchner:
[opening, voiceover] "Love never dies a natural death. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings." - Ana?s Nin

David Rossi:
The odds of this event striking the same family on the same day must be a billion to one.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Close enough.

Bruce Morrison:
So if someone calls with a ransom demand, do you have the means to trace the call?

Det. Hardy Friedman:
No one's calling.

Aaron Hotchner:
We'll have our analyst set up what we call a trap and trace back at Quantico.

Bruce Morrison:
Thanks.

Bruce Morrison:
I said open the door! [gazes himself on the mirror] Oh, my God. What a pathetic little crybaby. I was always right about you. So you got old Bruce in a cage? You think that's gonna help? It's only gonna make him hide longer. What do you want to know? I'm gonna have to tell you 'cause the baby's got his pacifier.

Aaron Hotchner:
Where's Sera?

Bruce Morrison:
She's learning a lesson.

Aaron Hotchner:
What did you do to them?

Bruce Morrison:
"What did you do to them?" I scared them, that's all. They needed it.

Aaron Hotchner:
Why?

Bruce Morrison:
Because they're spoiled, ungrateful little b*tches who walk all over him any chance they get.

Aaron Hotchner:
What happened to Bruce?

Bruce Morrison:
He's hiding, of course. He is... When he can't handle it, I save his ass. Bruce's problem is, he can't handle anything.

Aaron Hotchner:
[closing, voiceover] Alan Lightman said, "The tragedy of this world is that no one is happy, whether stuck in a time of pain... or joy."

David Rossi:
I've gotta ask you: are two bottles of bourbon a normal Monday night?

Aaron Hotchner:
Every time I ask you a question you have this habit of deflecting attention onto somebody else.

Jennifer Jareau:
If losing her mother didn't change everything, I know, losing her sister certainly will.

Alex Blake:
I didn't know! How old were you when your sister died?

Jennifer Jareau:
11, she was 17.

Jennifer Jareau:
How does a single father lose his teenage daughters for thirty-six hours?

David Rossi:
He doesn't.

David Rossi:
You're an excellent dad, Aaron. Don't you ever forget it.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[open quote] "Remove my sin and I will be clean. Wash me and I will be whiter than snow"- Psalm 51

[Reid and Kate are looking at some large holes in the back yard]

Kate Callahan:
Wow, talk about a bad gofer problem!

Penelope Garcia:
Garcia is the name, 411 is the game!

Jennifer Jareau:
[close quote] "The soul that conceived one wickedness can nurse no good thereafter" - Sophocles

David Rossi:
I don't get it, why didn't you say anything?

Aaron Hotchner:
It didn't come up

David Rossi:
Hello! We're not talking about switching to decaf. You and Beth broke up!

Aaron Hotchner:
Dave...

David Rossi:
I have a 20 year old bottle of Scotch that could drown your sorrows in!

Celine Destin:
Hello, thanks for the bottle of champagne! Bartender told me you send it

David Rossi:
So much for being a secret admirer

Celine Destin:
I am Celine Destin. This is my friend Audrey Hanson

David Rossi:
David Rossi and my friend Aaron Hotchner

Aaron Hotchner:
Hi, how do you do?

Audrey Hansen:
Hi

Aaron Hotchner:
Nice to meet you.

Celine Destin:
Hi

Aaron Hotchner:
Hi, how are you?

Celine Destin:
Strong silent types

Audrey Hansen:
Yeah

Celine Destin:
Intelligent, honest eyes, so you're not politicians [both women laugh]

Audrey Hansen:
FBI?

David Rossi:
Wow, you two could be profilers

Celine Destin:
Well, Audry practically is! I mean she's in marketing

Penelope Garcia:
I can't be my usual sparkly self when you are where you are.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[Reid is being cleaned by a bio hazard team] I'm about to get naked so they can scrub me down. You sure that's something you wanna see?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[wakes up in hospital] Are you eating jello?

Derek Morgan:
Hey kid. [to the hallway] Hey, Doc. He's awake.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[to Morgan] Is there any *more* jello?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[anxiously] Hotch, I really messed up this time.

David Rossi:
[about the Army CID investigators] I've never seen so many alpha males in one room.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[opening quotation, voiceover] "It will become fine dust over all the land of Egypt, and will become boils breaking out with sores on man and beast through all the land of Egypt." - Exodus 9:9.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[closing quotation, voiceover] "Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it." - Helen Keller.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[entering the BAU office] Case must be local. JJ said not to bring a go bag.

Derek Morgan:
What's the Army doing here?

Emily Prentiss:
What the hell is going on?

Jennifer Jareau:
Last night, twenty-five people checked into emergency rooms in and around Annapolis. They were all at the same park after 2 p.m. yesterday. Within ten hours, the first victim died. It's now just past 7 a.m. the next day. We have twelve dead.

Derek Morgan:
Lung failure and black lesions. Anthrax?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Anthrax doesn't kill this fast.

Dr. Linda Kimura:
This strain does.

Emily Prentiss:
What are we doing about potential mass targets - airports, malls, trains?

Aaron Hotchner:
There's a media blackout.

Emily Prentiss:
We're not telling the public?

Derek Morgan:
We'd have a mass exodus.

David Rossi:
The psychology of group panic would cause more deaths than this last attack.

Aaron Hotchner:
Here's Cipro. Everybody needs to take it before we go

Dr. Linda Kimura:
We don't know if it is effective against this strain, but it's something

Emily Prentiss:
This is really happening

Aaron Hotchner:
We knew this could happen, we've done our homework, we've prepared for this. This is it

David Rossi:
Cent'anni! May you live a 100 years!

Dr. Spencer Reid:
What's causing the aphasia?

Dr. Linda Kimura:
The poison is affecting the parietal lob, impairing her speech. Some of the other patients displayed the same symptoms, shortly before they died

Dr. Spencer Reid:
None of the drug combinations are working?

Dr. Linda Kimura:
The only thing that is helping them right now is morphine

Jennifer Jareau:
I don't know how to do this. I can't stop thinking about Henry. He goes for a walk almost every single day at Potomac Park. What type of mother am I if I don't at least call and tell him to stay home?

Aaron Hotchner:
JJ, we can't

Jennifer Jareau:
I know, but... how do I not?

Aaron Hotchner:
I understand that you want to protect your son. But if we all called home and use this information to give us an advantage that other people don't have... is that the right thing to do?

Dr. Linda Kimura:
Feels like the plagues of Egypt

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Ten Scourges created by God. Plague six was unhealable boils, believed by biblical scholars to be caused by anthrax

Dr. Linda Kimura:
Never missed Sunday school, did you?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Actually, never been before

Penelope Garcia:
I'm not good at this part. Every time you guys go away, I... I know you're in all kinds of ginormous danger and all I can do is sit here in my bubble and I hope and pray and I wish my babies to come back to me [sighs] I try to stay positive, but... I don't know how to do this

Jennifer Jareau:
If you could do anything to keep your family safe, even if it meant breaking procedure, would you?

Penelope Garcia:
Yes! What procedure?

Jennifer Jareau:
Never mind

General Lee Whitworth, MD:
But the study said the red line

Aaron Hotchner:
The profile says he's going to Frederick. That's where I'm going. And I could really use your help

Emily Prentiss:
Am I naive to wish that lying is never the right thing to do?

David Rossi:
With this job...

Emily Prentiss:
Yeah, sometimes our job sucks

David Rossi:
Yeah

Emily Prentiss:
And yet, next time I'll probably won't hesitate to lie again

David Rossi:
We got a lot of things to take with us to the grave

Penelope Garcia:
I'll tell you what, those Canadians, they seem so sweet and innocent, but when they go bad, they go Darth Vader bad.

David Rossi:
[opening quote] "The name written on her forehead was a mystery: 'Babylon the Great, the mother of prostitutes and of the abominations of the earth'" - Revelations 17:5

Jennifer Jareau:
So, we get Henry to bed and, you know, we're about to finally have some alone time with mommy and daddy and... you guys know the rest!

Derek Morgan:
Ah, trying to dust off the old cobwebs

Penelope Garcia:
Inappropriate! Seriously, how long has it been?

Jennifer Jareau:
Too long!

Section Chief Mateo Cruz:
[having trouble with the remote control] Would you mind?

Penelope Garcia:
Thank you Jesus, Buddha and Allah! I like to cover my bases! You have to squeeze it.

David Rossi:
What kind of knife did he use?

Albert Franklin:
A sharp one

Principal Andrew McIntyre:
Look! Those women I had sessions with. Okay, maybe some money changed hands, but that was just for their time!

David Rossi:
Yeah, we read the disclaimers on those escorts' websites too

Kate Callahan:
[opening quote] "Death is the only God who comes when you call" - Roger Zelazny

David Rossi:
[closing quote] "As life runs on, the road grows strange, with faces new and near the end the milestones into headstones change, underneath every one a friend" - James Russell Lowell

Penelope Garcia:
You know, I would love one day to interrupt you on the jet to report you that a stray puppy was found and saved and given the best home ever, but it's not gonna to be today, because there's been another shooting!

David Rossi:
I'll stay and help them however I can and then come up, two or three days max

Joy Struthers:
Don't worry about it. The lake isn't going to dry up all of a sudden. Just take all the time you need

David Rossi:
You're sure?

Joy Struthers:
Yes, absolutely! We're gonna be fine, Dad! [pause] You're there?

David Rossi:
I... I'm sorry! Whenever I hear someone say "Dad", I start looking around to see who they are talking to!

Joy Struthers:
Well, get used to it, Dad!

Penelope Garcia:
She passed away two hours ago

Aaron Hotchner:
But she hasn't been transferred to the ME yet, has she?

Penelope Garcia:
I don't know how you know that, but no, she hasn't! If you give me a nanosecond I will tell you why that that is... It's because...

Aaron Hotchner:
Because her organs are being recovered

Penelope Garcia:
Because her organs are being recovered. Sir, you frequently amaze me a little, but sometimes you amaze me a lot!

Aaron Hotchner:
No, but as we all know, there is some truths the brain refuses to process

Thomas Scott:
This is more than I was expecting!

David Rossi:
Every marine is entitled to a funeral with full honors. You just have to ask. Plus a couple of three stars from my cigar club in DC, who wanted to fly in to be part of this.

Thomas Scott:
And them?

David Rossi:
Those gentlemen are who are left from your father's squad in Vietnam

Thomas Scott:
How did you find them so quickly?

David Rossi:
Someday I'll introduce you to one Penelope Garcia

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
The torture of a bad conscience is the hell of a living soul. - John Calvin

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
The unsub we're looking for is a highly intelligent, underachieving, 35 to 45 year old white male with a severe narcissistic character disorder.

Jason Gideon:
Nothing in his life works for long. If he was married, he's now divorced. If employed, it won't last.

Derek Morgan:
What he wants is admiration, but he's got no respect for others. Not their feelings, and most certainly not their safety.

Jason Gideon:
He feels entitled. He's like a petulant adolescent. He both resents and he absolutely expects others to take care of him.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
And given that a male relative wouldn't tolerate this behavior, he most likely lives with a female relative; his mother, grandmother, aunt, whom he exploits.

Derek Morgan:
His arson kit is expensive. Fire suit, oxygen mask. This suggests that he may be employed, but his personality will not allow him to work closely with others in an office setting.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
This, along with the information about his vehicle, lead us to believe that he's a traveling salesman of some sort who works for a company big enough not to notice that he's a sociopath.

Det. Leah Castro:
Okay, this scumbag has issues. We all get it. But why fire?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
He's, uh, like a drug addict. Only fire's his drug, and each time an addict needs a fix, they need more of the drug to get off. So his crimes will most likely get much worse. It would be almost impossible for him to quit without help.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
Has she said anything about the fires?

Doctor:
I'm giving her as much painkiller as I can. She asked about her husband and son. She passed out again before I had to answer.

Emily Prentiss:
So she doesn't know.

Doctor:
[shakes her head no] Whatever you tell her, she won't live long enough to know different. I'll be right back.

[doctor exits]

Emily Prentiss:
Did she just tell us to lie to a material witness?

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
No. She told us that we could.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
[closing quote, voiceover] Gandhi said "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Statistically 94% of all serial arsonists are male, 75% are white, and a few, if any, are ever caught

Emily Prentiss:
Few? You don't have a percentage?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
16%... and those 16% set 30-plus fires before they are apprehended. I am trying to be more conversational

Emily Prentiss:
Ooh, it's not working

Jason Gideon:
For them fire is just a substitute for sexual release

Penelope Garcia:
Oh great! So, if these guys don't get laid, they start fires?

Jason Gideon:
Or in this case, burn entire families to death

Emily Prentiss:
No statistic?

Jason Gideon:
No, they don't have statistics on this guy. One of a kind

Penelope Garcia:
Thank God!

Dr. Spencer Reid:
This place is great! They have their own espresso machine!

Jennifer Jareau:
Eh, Dr. Reid? This is detective Castro, she is with the SFPD liaison

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Burned my hand on the espresso machine [picks up a first aid box and unintentionally drops the contents]

Det. Leah Castro:
A genius you said?

Jennifer Jareau:
Yeah, eh... his coordination drops off when he is thinking

Penelope Garcia:
She shoots... she scores... the crowd goes wild... [... ]

Dr. Spencer Reid:
It's Garcia on line one

Penelope Garcia:
Brace yourselves. I am gonna teach you the meaning of LUST!

Jason Gideon:
Did she say: lust?

Penelope Garcia:
Mm, mm, I cross-referenced every known fact on the victims and I just found a website that links both Dennis Cutler and Matthew Jarvis' companies: a list of companies guilty of L.U.S.T.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
I am missing something

Penelope Garcia:
Leaking Underground Storage Tanks

Lt. Ricardo Vega:
Where you guys want it?

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
This is this spot

Jason Gideon:
When he arrives, bring the fake bodies right past us, nice and slow! I want him to get a good look

Lt. Ricardo Vega:
Remind me to never play poker with you guys

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
I catch killers, I save lives, I am a hero until my key hits my front door and then I am just the father and the husband who is never there

Jason Gideon:
Yeah, I get that one

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
Here's the thing: when I am home, I am in this silent panic because I know that I have to be as good as I can, as fast as I can, because any minute the phone is gonna ring and my time is up.

Jennifer Jareau:
[opening quote] "you can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind" Mahatma Gandhi

Dr. Tara Lewis:
[closing quote] "Guilt is perhaps the most painful companion of death" Coco Chanel

Aaron Hotchner:
You'll be here and an agent will be assigned until further notice

Penelope Garcia:
This is horrible

Aaron Hotchner:
Witness protection wanted to move you to another state, I convinced them that you would be saver here

Penelope Garcia:
Thank you for that. Okay, I need to go home, making my creature comfort things

Aaron Hotchner:
Garcia! This starts now

Penelope Garcia:
What do you...? What about Sergio? I have plants, I need to water

Aaron Hotchner:
Make a list and I'll send someone to pick up whatever you need

Penelope Garcia:
[Starts writing, hands over the list] Wait [draws hand back and adds more to the list, hands over again] Thank you. Oh [draws had back and adds even more] Oh... who's getting this stuff?

Aaron Hotchner:
Anderson

Penelope Garcia:
[Starts scratching from the list] He can't see that! But I really need it... [adds it back to the list]

Derek Morgan:
[Making himself some coffee] Hey, did you want a cup? [JJ moans] Oh! Right, right without the whole, uhm... Yeah JJ:

Jennifer Jareau:
Yeah, I'm still nursing. That's okay, only 45 days, 3 hours and 6 minutes left, but who's counting?

Derek Morgan:
You're really not messing around

Jennifer Jareau:
No, you don't stand between a woman and her caffeine

Derek Morgan:
Well, listen when your sentence is up, first cup's on me

Jennifer Jareau:
Deal

Manager:
Steve was a good guy. Hope you find the psycho who did this

David Rossi:
We have every intention!

Jennifer Jareau:
[Yawns] Oh, I'm sorry

Derek Morgan:
Wow, kids really are game changers, aren't they?

Jennifer Jareau:
Yeah, how is it that I wake up more exhausted than when I went to bed?

Derek Morgan:
Why don't you try to get some shut-eye before we land?

Jennifer Jareau:
Oh, trust me, I tried! It's not happening [looks at her phone]

Derek Morgan:
Hey Rossi, I remember Reid told me once, eh, I think it went something like this: [mimics Reid] "Hey Morgan, you know electronics, they emit a sleep depriving type of blue light that prevent you from falling asleep at night"

David Rossi:
Yeah, I remember that. Actually it was more like, uhm [mimics Reid] "Studies show that we need between 7 and 9 hours of sleep a night" [Both chuckle; they look at JJ who fell asleep] Works like a charm!

Jack Garrett:
Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success. Henry Ford

Aaron Hotchner:
[opening quote] "No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness is always there first" - Terry Pratchett

Lily Lambert:
Have you travelled much with your son?

Aaron Hotchner:
Not a lot, no

Lily Lambert:
Have you ever wanted to just lock him away until the world is a safer place?

Aaron Hotchner:
Well, then he'd never get out!

Lily Lambert:
Yeah

David Rossi:
Do you guys eat like this wherever you go?

Lily Lambert:
Pretty much

David Rossi:
Then if you need another consultation, you know where to find me!

David Rossi:
So, how many of these do you think we've solved?

Lily Lambert:
Hum, enough for another best seller!

Aaron Hotchner:
These are the endings we want!

Jack Garrett:
Amen to that!

David, Rossi:
[voiceover] The sea has never been friendly to man. At most it has been the accomplice of human restlessness. -Joseph Conrad

Derek Morgan:
[voiceover] We are tied to the ocean, and when we go back to the sea, whether it is to sail or to watch, we are going back from whence we came. -John F. Kennedy

Penelope Garcia:
Enchantress of all things possible, use your imagination.

Aaron Hotchner:
Have you nailed down the victimology?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
You know, I found a unique evolution, actually. The earliest victims appear to be high-risk. These lesions are consistent with syphilis, most likely a prostitute. This one has severely ground and missing teeth, commonly seen in excessive methamphetamine abuse. And then all of a sudden out of nowhere, a sea change - healthier and stronger victims all the way through to number twelve.

Aaron Hotchner:
Lower-risk, harder for him to hunt. What do we know about the first victim?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
You know, that one's tough. He or she has been in the water so long, they're mostly bone fragments. I can attempt to reconstruct...

Aaron Hotchner:
You've got three hours.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I can do it in two.

Aaron Hotchner:
Make it one.

David, Rossi:
Some years back, Morgan's cousin fled a stalker. She made it to South Carolina. She was never seen or heard from again.

Ashley Seaver:
Was it the stalker?

David, Rossi:
He killed himself two weeks later, so we never found out for sure. But Morgan's profile led straight to him. So whenever unidentified female remains turn up, he gets that call.

David, Rossi:
Think it's time to rethink Cindi?

Derek Morgan:
Rossi, the only connection right now is Charleston. It's weak.

David, Rossi:
Victim number five is an African-American woman in her twenties who died in 2004. That's not weak.

David, Rossi:
My aunt has spent years obsessing over Cindi's last few hours. She doesn't go out. She doesn't sleep. She forgets to take her medication. It's killing her, Rossi.

David, Rossi:
It hasn't been easy for you, either.

Derek Morgan:
But everything I've learned as a profiler has taught me that it's not about what I want to be true. It's about what I can prove.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
The wounds on the thigh show hesitation marks. An unsub this experienced wouldn't display that.

Derek Morgan:
I don't think the unsub did. The angle indicates left-handed dominance. The file says this guy was left-handed, too.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
You know, if he'd been given trilamide, the unsub could have forced him to cut himself. It makes sense for a sadist with abandonment issues, but wouldn't he finish the job?

Derek Morgan:
The victim must have gotten a chance to escape and took it.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
But how? The trilamide kept him compliant enough to hurt himself. It overcame his self-preservation instinct.

Derek Morgan:
Well, then another instinct must have been stronger.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Like what?

Derek Morgan:
A protective one. This guy was mentally and physically compromised, but he still went after the unsub with everything he had.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Who would he fight that hard for?

[cut to Morgan on the phone with Garcia]

Derek Morgan:
A child, Garcia. Search nationwide missing persons reports for men traveling with their kids.

Penelope Garcia:
Am I looking for a son or daughter?

Derek Morgan:
We don't know yet.

Penelope Garcia:
No, no, I'm sorry, honey. No dice. Hey, what if they're not reported as missing yet?

Derek Morgan:
Yeah, of course not. When the unsub met them, they were starting over. All right, baby girl, new deal. USPS changes of address notices, people moving into Florida and South Carolina.

Penelope Garcia:
Done.

Derek Morgan:
All right, eliminate women, wives, couples. Narrow it down to men only.

Penelope Garcia:
So... so we're thinking divorced dad here, right?

Derek Morgan:
Yeah, but not just any divorced dad. This guy wants as much distance between his son and his ex-wife as possible. So look for custody disputes, injunctions, allegations. The messier, the better, Garcia.

Derek Morgan:
Drop it. Drop the knife.

Blake Wells:
Stand back. Stand back!

Derek Morgan:
Okay, okay. I'm gonna put this away, all right? I just want to talk to you. Come on, man. Look at James. He's just a kid. Blake, you don't hurt kids. You're not that guy.

Blake Wells:
You have no idea who I am.

Derek Morgan:
I know that you're a smart man. You had a long run at killing under the radar. But I also know that we can learn a lot from a man like you. See, studying men like you is my responsibility. And I'm telling you, if you let James go, we can be a part of your life. We won't abandon you, Blake.

Blake Wells:
What makes you think I want to teach you?

Derek Morgan:
Look at your alternative, man. My guys are ready. They will take the shot and they will kill you. What happens after that, Blake? Do you really think you're gonna get to see your mom again? Or maybe it'll just be cold, dark, empty. Like the water where you put your dad. It's your choice, man. [Blake drops the knife]

Yvonne Burns:
Did you find her?

Derek Morgan:
No, Auntie.

Yvonne Burns:
I'm never gonna know, am I?

Derek Morgan:
He picked out her picture.

Yvonne Burns:
He did?... Thank you. Thank you... Thank you.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I don't think this was written under duress. You said Dr. Cormick wasn't taking medication for Parkinson's, right? Look at her handwriting. No indication of tremors or shaking. There's a drug called trilamide. In minute doses it treats Parkinson's, but its main use is for seasickness.

David, Rossi:
Something a fisherman would have access to.

Derek Morgan:
And criminals in South America. Intel reports say they figured out a high dose makes a victim totally compliant.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Yeah, they slip it in your drink or blow the powder in your face and nasodermal absorption's almost immediate. You're instantaneously susceptible to any suggestion. There have been reports of locals letting thugs into their apartments to rob them, even helping them load the getaway trucks.

Blake Wells:
[Morgan shows Cindi's photo] I didn't dump her there, did I? She means something to you, doesn't she?

Derek Morgan:
They're all special to me, Blake. If you can't remember her, we can just move on.

Blake Wells:
I do remember her. You want to know, Agent Morgan, who she cried out for right before I made her slice her own throat?

Derek Morgan:
Go ahead. Tell me.

Blake Wells:
You. She cried out for you. Where were you when she bled out on the floor of my boat?

Derek Morgan:
You're a sick son of a b*tch. But you didn't kill her.

Blake Wells:
I did kill her.

Derek Morgan:
No. You didn't. And I was very clear about the rules. Deal's off. [Morgan leaves the room]

Blake Wells:
I did kill her. You said you wanted to learn from me, and now you won't listen! Hey, come back here! Agent Morgan! I did kill her!

David, Rossi:
How'd you know?

Derek Morgan:
He knows his victims' names. He didn't know Cindi's.

Blake Wells:
Agent Morgan, you get back here!

Aaron Hotchner:
Ever since we had Jack, I always dread it when you bring me a case involving kids.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Why are you telling me this?

Aaron Hotchner:
Every case we work, every case we don't work comes across your desk.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Yeah.

Aaron Hotchner:
And most of the victims are women. And most of them are about your age. It's okay if you lose it every once in a while. It reminds people that we're human.

David Rossi:
I wanna show you something. I carry this wherever I go.

[Rossi hands Caulfield a bracelet with three names on it]

John Caulfield:
Your kids?

David Rossi:
Indianapolis, Christmas Eve. One of my first cases on the job. Three kids watched their parents get beaten to death. Every year, I call to tell them I haven't forgotten, I'm still looking.

[Rossi takes the bracelet back]

David Rossi:
Last year, not one of them bothered to return my call.

Aaron Hotchner:
[opening quote, voiceover] The American poet Anne Sexton once wrote "It doesn't matter who my father was. It matters who I remember he was."

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
[closing quote, voiceover] Wordsworth wrote "A simple child that lightly draws its breath and feels its life in every limb, what should it know of death?"

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I remember reading about the case like this in Spotsylvania County, similar marking on the bone.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
It was the winter of 1980.

Charlie Wilkinson:
Go on. Show it.

Julie Stanton:
It's party.

Chrissy Wilkinson:
He came at me.

[pause]

Chrissy Wilkinson:
I had to do it.

[last lines]

Man:
Agent Hotchner?

Aaron Hotchner:
Yes. [signs for package]

Emily Prentiss:
What is it?

Aaron Hotchner:
Haley's filing for divorce. I've been served.

Derek Morgan:
Garcia has got something

Penelope Garcia:
Don't worry, it's not contagious

Penelope Garcia:
It seems like Eddie's entire college experience was some sort of post-addolescent rebellion... He partied like an '80s clubber. He suffered a delusional break due to meth amphetamine and rock cocaine consumption.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
Wow, that is partying like an '80s clubber.

Mary Mays:
Mr. Hotchner. Do you have children?

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
Yes, I do.

Mary Mays:
Is there anything you wouldn't do for them?

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
I wouldn't clean the blood of the victims off the floor.

Mary Mays:
I didn't know my son was killing anyone until he brought home that boy.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
You know, Mary, sometimes what we don't do... is every bit as powerful as what we do.

Mary Mays:
You don't understand.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
I understand that your son was drowning, and you made no effort to save him.

Mary Mays:
You don't know what I did.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
I know what you didn't do. You didn't call the police. And every day of your life, you're gonna have to ask yourself what would have happened if you'd gone to Boston to help him.

Mary Mays:
Eddy told me he was bringing me an angel. I... I wanted to protect my son. What else was I supposed to do?

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
Almost anything would have been better.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
[Gideon enters a briefing on crutches] What happened to you?

Jason Gideon:
Oh, I got a list of things I want to try before it's too late.

Elle Greenaway:
And orthopedic surgery's one of them?

Jason Gideon:
No, skydiving. Apparently, it's all about the landing.

[the room snickers]

Jason Gideon:
He's taking the blood and organs from the bodies and putting them in cylindrical containers. It's anthropophagy.

Penelope Garcia:
Anthro what what?

Jason Gideon:
You don't want to know. Give me that.

Penelope Garcia:
I'm a big girl, I can take it.

Jason Gideon:
Literal Greek translation is "man eating". Guy's a cannibal.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
We are looking for a 20 to 30 year old male.

Derek Morgan:
The unsub engages in anthropophagy. It's a psychotic conviction that he must drink human blood, and possibly eat human flesh.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
For Richard Trenton Chase, the Vampire Killer, he drank his victims' blood because he believed that aliens had invaded his body and were slowly drinking his blood.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
And if he didn't get the blood he needed... he'd die. Anthropophagy suggests such an extreme level of psychosis and disorganization that he couldn't have ventured very far from home to commit these crimes.

Derek Morgan:
This guy lives, or has lived, in this town.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
He knows the territory.

Derek Morgan:
You've all seen him. Maybe at the ballpark. Or riding his bike home from the grocery store. He wasn't always a threat. He could have been your neighbor. He might have been your friend. We think something about his delusion is keeping him here in town.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
So we're gonna start at Annie Stuart's house and we're gonna spread out there in quadrants. We're going to eliminate all of his hiding places.

Sheriff Hall:
Paul Thompson's funeral is this afternoon. A lot of his neighbors are gonna be there.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
You know, the ironic thing about psychotic illness is, generally, they're... less violent than the rest of the population.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
[video chatting with Garcia] How is it having Gideon around?

Penelope Garcia:
Uh, you can have him back whenever you would like.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
I knew the crutches wouldn't last long.

Jason Gideon:
Oh, I'd rather limp. I'll be fine.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
Well, you managed to get on Garcia's nerves pretty thoroughly.

Jason Gideon:
Who's Garcia?

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
[snort of laughter] Penelope? The tech? With the glasses.

Jason Gideon:
In the room with the screens?

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
Yeah.

Jason Gideon:
She's great.

Penelope Garcia:
[to Gideon] Eh, I know, eh, that this space is like a small, dark hole, but it is my office and I like to keep it sort of cleanish. Why are you doing it again?

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
[Just before the briefing starts] Hope everyone had a restful weekend

Elle Greenaway:
That sounds ominous!

Derek Morgan:
[to a suspect with a crowbar in his hands] I've got a bullet that travels 1500 feet a second! How fast do you think you can get to us with that thing? Let's go! Put it down

Elle Greenaway:
[looking at the GPS history of a car] It's got every stop she made and how long she spent there

Derek Morgan:
You know, these things could cost more divorces that internet porn

Jason Gideon:
[closing quote] Harriet Beecher Stower once said: "The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone"

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
Good job! Nice work to everyone by the way

Elle Greenaway:
Thank you. Now I get to go back to the 15 folders on my desk

Dr. Spencer Reid:
15? I have 24!

Elle Greenaway:
That's 'cause I slipped you 4 of mine

Dr. Spencer Reid:
What?

Elle Greenaway:
Last Friday! Yeah, uhm mmm

Derek Morgan:
Is that barbed wire?

Penelope Garcia:
Indeed it is, arranged to fit like a noose.

Derek Morgan:
How do you wrap that into a noose?

Penelope Garcia:
I guess it's the same way that porcupines make love. Very carefully.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Looking at their case histories, both men filed dozens of harassment and nuisance lawsuits against each other, including unfounded claims of burglary and trespassing. Then, in 2011, Matthias Lee filed a civil complaint against Clark Howard "to kiss his ass". Clark Howard responded with a motion to go... [Looks at the folder, trails off] You can't actually do that with the male anatomy.

Alex Blake:
[opening quote] "The past is never dead. It is not even past" - William Faulker

Penelope Garcia:
Get your barf bags ready, my creatures, because these pictures are even more not pretty than usual!

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I talked to three farmers with three different strands of barbed wire stolen. None of them saw the thief, but they all swear it was the same person: The Mountain Man!

Alex Blake:
Should we have Garcia look into it as a pseudonym?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I think maybe we should hold off on that. The Mountain Man seems to be a confluence of several local legends. Some say he's part of the backwoods Appalachian population, others say he's a confederate holdout trying to start a second civil war to turn brother against brother. But the one thing they all could agree upon is that when you go into a darkened bathroom and you chant "I hate The Mountain Man" three times, he'll pop up behind you and kill you the next time you hear Lynyrd Skynyrd on the radio!

Cissy Howard:
And my words to him were: "Clarke, if you so much as hurt a hair on Matthias Lee's head, I will smite you like Jeroboam!". You don't even know who that is, do you?

Aaron Hotchner:
Second King, Old Testament. He followed in succession after King David. God killed his son, his wife and ultimately him

Cissy Howard:
So, you got some book learning. Well, good for you! Don't mean you got the sense to catch my boy's killer!

Malachi Lee:
Mrs. Jareau...

Jennifer Jareau:
Agent Jareau!

Malachi Lee:
It's Mrs. Jareau! Unless that ring on your finger is some kind of lesbian thing. I know how you all like to do it up there in D.C.!

Penelope Garcia:
Now, going backwards there is nothing particular compelling about either of their graves, but holy cow everything before it is! So, so gather around the campfire my friends because this one is quite the story!

Penelope Garcia:
Guys, I'm a little worried I wasted my time being an expert in my field, because this biofuel thing has a massive payout!

Alex Blake:
Start shooting! Start shooting!

David Rossi:
Where?

Alex Blake:
Everywhere!

[Morgan and Garcia are speaking to each other on the telephone. Morgan has placed her on speaker phone so that the other investigators in the room can hear Garcia's information]

Penelope Garcia:
Hiya, baby.

Derek Morgan:
Hey baby girl. We need to talk.

Penelope Garcia:
PG or NC17?

Derek Morgan:
You're on speaker phone.

Penelope Garcia:
I charge extra for groups.

Agent Jordan Todd:
This team is like a family, and families take on the traits of their leaders. You don't show much emotion.

Aaron Hotchner:
Meaning what?

Agent Jordan Todd:
I've sat at J.J.'s desk and I've looked at some of the worst things I've ever seen just trying to do half her job. I hope you don't take her for granted.

David Rossi:
Garcia we believe that they are gypsies.

Penelope Garcia:
Gypsies? As in "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves?"

David Rossi:
Yes.

Penelope Garcia:
Oh bless you all for turning my life into a Cher song!

Emily Prentiss:
[opening quotation, voiceover] Winston Churchill said "There is no doubt that it is around the family and the home that all the greatest virtues of human society and created, strengthened, and maintained."

Aaron Hotchner:
[closing quotation, voiceover] Mario Puzo wrote "The strength of a family, like the strength of an army, is in its loyalty to each other."

Agent Jordan Todd:
What's going on?

Aaron Hotchner:
Cate Hale has epilepsy, and whoever abducted her didn't know to take the medication.

Agent Jordan Todd:
And the primary cause of seizures is stress.

Aaron Hotchner:
Garcia.

Penelope Garcia:
Oh captain, my captain.

Aaron Hotchner:
I need a list of crimes involving partners within a ninety mile radius of Harvest in the last two years.

Penelope Garcia:
All crimes?

Aaron Hotchner:
Anything. Violent crimes, break-ins, whatever's in the system. I need to be able to show Cate some mugshots.

Penelope Garcia:
You got it. One scumbag yearbook coming up.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Slitting someone's throat is quick and efficient

Emily Prentiss:
That's because the real target was down the hall

Agent Jordan Todd:
She has a name

Emily Prentiss:
What?

Agent Jordan Todd:
She's not "the target". Her name is Cate, she's ten years old

Emily Prentiss:
Right

Aaron Hotchner:
How's the father?

Det. Bates:
Between you and me, I've cleaned up bar fights, smelled better than he does right now

Jim Scheuren:
Yesterday would have been the first time I'd seen her in a month and a half

Aaron Hotchner:
A colleague of mine asked me the other day how my son was enjoying the Christmas present he got from him and I had to make up an answer, because I didn't know

David Rossi:
Jorden was right, you know, on the plane

Derek Morgan:
What you're talking about?

David Rossi:
We hide behind language. We don't talk about the ugliness we see

Derek Morgan:
Rossi, we talk about it every day

David Rossi:
No, we talk facts, signature, MO, pathology

Derek Morgan:
What you're getting at?

David Rossi:
We're working a case were a family is grooming their son to kill. They're not just murdering people, they're stealing children, poisoning minds. Where's the horror?

Derek Morgan:
We can't do this job if we let it get to us

David Rossi:
Exactly

David Rossi:
You're okay?

Agent Jordan Todd:
Yeah, I just need to build a thicker skin

David Rossi:
You don't need to anything you don't want to! You understand?

Agent Jordan Todd:
And also I... I just spoke with JJ. She'll be at her desk by the time we get back to Quantico

Aaron Hotchner:
She has 3 more weeks of maternity leave

Agent Jordan Todd:
I know, but she's dying to be back. And honestly, I'm ready to get back to counter terrorism, it's where I'm needed

David Rossi:
They're lucky to have you [Shakes Jordan's hand and leaves the room]

Agent Jordan Todd:
May I say something?

Aaron Hotchner:
Sure

Agent Jordan Todd:
This team is like a family and families take on the traits of their leaders. You don't show much emotion

Aaron Hotchner:
Meaning what?

Agent Jordan Todd:
I've sat at JJ's desk and I have looked at some of the worst things I've ever seen, just trying to do half her job. I hope you don't take her for granted

Aaron Hotchner:
I don't

[Aaron Hotchner knocks on Madam Bouvier's door]

Desmond:
We are closed!

Aaron Hotchner:
I am Aaron Hotcher, I am a friend of Penelope's

Desmond:
You're friends with Penelope?

Aaron Hotchner:
We work together, yes

Desmond:
Running up, I thought you were a bill collector. Come on in and get out of that rain

Aaron Hotchner:
[On phone] No, Jess, let him have fun. Just tell him congratulations, I am sorry I missed it and I'll see him as soon as I can. Okay, thanks, bye [hangs up] . Jack won best costume's at school.

Jennifer Jareau:
Nice! What was he?

Aaron Hotchner:
Darth Vader

Jennifer Jareau:
Yes!

Aaron Hotchner:
Henry?

Jennifer Jareau:
Oh, all Spiderman all day. He told me we should be using web shooters at the FBI

Aaron Hotchner:
Yes, we absolutely should!

Stanley Holmes:
Is this really necessary? I told you, I didn't see anything except for those damn kids throwing eggs at my house! I got to go to work in the morning!

David Rossi:
Oh, I am sorry for the inconvenience, sir, but I am sure the parents of the missing child don't really care and frankly neither do I!

Jennifer Jareau:
Nobody saw anything.

David Rossi:
Even if they did, it's Halloween, could be in costume, we could be looking for SpongeBob for all we know

Aaron Hotchner:
[opening quote] "There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects rather an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world" - Jean Baudrillard

Jennifer Jareau:
[closing quote] "Always kiss your children good night, even if they are already asleep" - H.Jackson Brown, Jr.

Aaron Hotchner:
Weather permitting, wheels up in 30

Ann Olson:
Go find my son! You get out and you find Hunter! Get out!

Kate Callahan:
Ma'am, I understand that this a lot

Ann Olson:
You son is missing as well? What a coincidence! Do you even have kids?

David Rossi:
What? I dabbled in my senior year.

Kate Callahan:
Oh... college.

David Rossi:
Oh... high school.

David Rossi:
[opening quote] "There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror" - W. Somerset Maugham

Kate Callahan:
[closing quote] "Children are like wet cement: whatever falls on them, makes an impression" - Haim Ginott.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
How long was it before the start of the bruising and the kill?

Dr. Paul Stumpo:
Roughly 6 hours

David Rossi:
Nobody has sex for 6 straight hours, not even Sting!

Penelope Garcia:
[Rossi calls her] I am yours, give it to me! Wait! Sir, I meant that in the "how can help you?"-way, not in the... 'cause you're super lovely! And I am on speaker, aren't I?

David Rossi:
Garcia, what can you tell us about the romance novel Bare Reflections?

Penelope Garcia:
I can tell you it's very popular. And let me see, typing and checking and typing and... it is way more popular than I thought

Detective Angela Pierce:
Where does he find somebody like-minded?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
In Bare Reflection, Carson Bare takes Amber to an event called a munch

Detective Angela Pierce:
Which is?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[Rossi takes out his cell phone and starts typing] According to the book it's a social gathering of people interested in BDSM

Detective Angela Pierce:
Where the heck do you find that?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
We should call Garcia

David Rossi:
[showing his phone] I've found one.

Penelope Garcia:
Looking for past high-risk victims outside of Madison was completely ingenious, because now we getting somewhere! I mean fool me once and all that, but don't worry, you're not going to be able to fool me twice, because I'm a gonna get you...

Aaron Hotchner:
Garcia!

Penelope Garcia:
Sorry, sir, I... I am super pumped, because I've used my complete and total bad assery-ness to bust and move through layers of local legal bureaucracy!

Alex Blake:
[opening, voiceover] "The world breaks everyone, and afterward, many are stronger at the broken places." - Ernest Hemingway

Detective Edward Sanchez:
Gentlemen. Detective Sanchez.

Derek Morgan:
Agent Morgan, agent Rossi.

Detective Edward Sanchez:
Appreciate the help. Never seen anything like this before.

David Rossi:
Consider yourself fortunate.

Penelope Garcia:
Let's see. June 22, 1992, Supreme Court ruled Minnesota hate crime laws violated free speech. The defendant burned a cross on the front yard of an African-American family's house who lived next door.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Nothing in the UnSub's profile suggests racial motivation, though.

David Rossi:
No, but the cross has me thinking. Many religions suggest that following through on homosexual desires invites condemnation. What if the UnSub is struggling with his faith? Garcia, are there any 6:22 Bible passages that are relevant?

Penelope Garcia:
Yeah, I thought of that, but the most popular one is Matthew 6:22, and it has to do with lights and eyes. I don't see how that fits.

Derek Morgan:
All right, let's look at this another way. What are the passages that specifically relate to homosexuality?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
That's it. He's not saying 6:22. He's saying 18:22. As in Leviticus 18:22, "Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind, for it is an abomination."

David Rossi:
He converted 18:22 to 6:22 p.m., like military time.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Maybe, the UnSub suffered abuse at the hand of someone citing God's will that he should change.

David Rossi:
It wouldn't be the first time someone took the good book and twisted it for their own agenda.

Derek Morgan:
Okay, but if you wanted to change someone's sexual orientation, how could you do it? I mean, you're not gonna guilt somebody into that.

Penelope Garcia:
I'm seeing some stuff about an ex-gay movement. It looks like some kind of a 12-step program.

David Rossi:
A 12-step program usually doesn't traumatize the participant.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
But conversion therapy might. Several conversion camps have been shut down recently 'cause their methods border on torture.

Derek Morgan:
Yeah, but why would any faith condone the torture of children?

David Rossi:
None of them would. Even a religion that frowns on homosexuality, none of them would cross that line.

Derek Morgan:
Garcia, are there conversion camps in the area?

Penelope Garcia:
I got a hit. Camp Willing operates just outside of Austin. Their motto is, "It's time to change." And guess which biblical passage is on their home page.

Isabella Grant:
I'm done talking.

Aaron Hotchner:
You've said plenty. A professional like yourself wouldn't trust the camp to protect you. You had to get some sort of insurance directly from the parents, didn't you? Make sure that they were just as culpable for the crime. Your word against theirs wouldn't hold up in court, not with a child testifying to your abuse. Unless, of course, the abuse damned the parents as well. They were in the room with you, weren't they? You made them watch. [stands up and walks to the door]

Isabella Grant:
Where are you going? What about my deal?

Aaron Hotchner:
We never had a deal.

Derek Morgan:
What happened to you in that camp, Paul?

Paul Westin:
It doesn't matter anymore.

Derek Morgan:
Yes, it does. You kill yourself, they get away with it. If you testify, we can shut them down for good.

Paul Westin:
What good? I'm an abomination.

David Rossi:
No, you're not. If you want to live your life according to a single message, go ahead. But try John 13:34 instead. " A new command I give you. Love one another. As I have loved you, you must love one another."

Derek Morgan:
The best way for you to do that is to put that gun down. Paul, you are a victim. And there are others being victimized right now that you can help. Wouldn't Mitchell want you to do everything possible to make sure that nobody else suffered your same fate? Come on. Put it down.

Michelle Bradley:
Uh, Houston, I think we have a problem

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[Garcia poses a theory] You know, Garcia might be right!

Penelope Garcia:
It happens

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I think... I know what the messages say.

Derek Morgan:
Reid, spit it out already.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
6:22.

Derek Morgan:
Okay, you talking about Michelle's watch or Doug's watch?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I'm talking about all the watches. If you take the time the bodies were discovered, subtract the varyings the corresponding watches are off by, you land within plus or minus six minutes of 6:22 every single time. Which, taking into consideration the time between dump and discovery in all the public areas, and the fact that the only broken watch we found was already stuck at 6:22, it's reasonable to deduce the unsub sets the watches to the exact same time just before disposing of the bodies. I'm so stupid; it was literally staring me in the face the whole time and somehow I missed it.

Derek Morgan:
Come on, Reid, stop. You're the only person that can realize all of this. So what does 6:22 mean?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I have no idea.

Derek Morgan:
Reid.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
All I know is what it says. I don't know what it means.

Derek Morgan:
You're sure it was the same watch?

Jennifer Jareau:
The unsub went to that camp. The watch he put on Michelle's wrist was the exact same model that all the kids were wearing.

Alex Blake:
What do you think was behind that padlocked door?

Jennifer Jareau:
Well, that could be anything. I mean, come on, we've all read the stories. A conversion camp was just shut down last year for using electroshock therapy on children.

Alex Blake:
Another stripped the kids naked and screamed profanities at them.

Jennifer Jareau:
We need to go back with a warrant.

Aaron Hotchner:
We're gonna need probable cause.

Jennifer Jareau:
Well, let's find some. Because there is more going on at that camp than they let on.

Aaron Hotchner:
Miss Grant, my name's Aaron Hotchner. I'm with the FBI. I'd like to talk to you about Camp Willing.

[Isabella barely contains a smirk]

Isabella Grant:
What are you offering?

Aaron Hotchner:
You don't seem surprised.

Isabella Grant:
It was a matter of time. And you've already got me in here for everything else. So what are you gonna give me if I talk?

Aaron Hotchner:
I don't make deals with child molesters.

Isabella Grant:
I didn't molest anyone. I was hired to help those kids.

Aaron Hotchner:
Being paid to prey on your victims doesn't change anything.

Isabella Grant:
I had parental consent.

Aaron Hotchner:
Is that what the camp told you to make you feel better?

Isabella Grant:
They didn't have to.

Aaron Hotchner:
Why? Because you didn't care, or because you'd spoken to the parents directly? You show absolutely no remorse for what you've done. Why should you? Smaller the victim, the easier to control. And that's what it's all about for you, isn't it? Control. That's why you're showing me all this false confidence.

Jason Gideon:
Euripedes said, "When love is in excess it brings a man no honor, nor any worthiness."

Dr. Spencer Reid:
There's no code of conduct that says agents can't socialize.

Derek Morgan:
Well, see, my code of survival says never mess with a woman that carries a gun.

Evan Davenport:
Excuse me, can you actually read that fast?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Our conscious minds can process sixteen bits of information per second. Our unconscious, however, can process eleven million. [Mr. Davenport looks at Reid] Yes, I can actually read this fast.

Elle Greenaway:
You took a taser hit.

Derek Morgan:
Yeah, I did, so?

Elle Greenaway:
So, nobody expects you to finish the Davenport file tonight.

Derek Morgan:
I guess it's still fresh in my mind. Nothing like fifty thousand volts in the back to keep you motivated.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I'm just saying it's possible. I don't know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think that I do.

Special Agent Derek Morgan:
I never said that. When have I ever said that?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Every day since I met you!

Elle Greenway:
This morning at breakfast...

Agent Aaron Hotch:
Yesterday when he beat you at cards. Um... we've got one minute.

Special Agent Derek Morgan:
Anybody ever heard of sarcasm?

Dr. Spencer Reid, Elle Greenway:
Mm-hmm.

Cheryl Davenport:
[after Elle takes the alcohol] Can't you let it slide this once?

Elle Greenway:
We're gonna need you at your best

Cheryl Davenport:
Have you had many cases like this?

Elle Greenaway:
I've seen my share of abductions.

Cheryl Davenport:
I don't know how you do it. This job. How do you stomach it?

Elle Greenaway:
The men I hunt down are cowards. For the most part, they target the weakest members of society: women and children. There is nothing I'd rather do more than put the bastards away.

Jordan:
I'm not drunk. I'm... just buzzed a little bit.

Trish Davenport:
"Buzzed a little bit" is something that drunk people say to convince themselves that they're not drunk.

Elle Greenaway:
You think Cheryl's a whack job because she claims she can feel her sister's anxiety?

Derek Morgan:
I never said "whack job".

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Oftentimes the best profilers are the unsubs themselves. They're the ones that are able to walk into an arcade full of children and pinpoint the boy or girl that can be led out quietly.

Derek Morgan:
So what happened with you and JJ at the Redskins game?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Top secret!

Jason Gideon:
[opening quote] Euripides said: "When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good, must suffer with him"

Evan Davenport:
They're not entirely identical. They're mirror twins. Some of Trish's organs are on the right side that should be on the left. Doctors assured us that it wasn't life threatening

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Situs inversus

Derek Morgan:
[after phone call with the unsub and Trish] Guys, she wasn't blindfolded

Jason Gideon:
No

Derek Morgan:
If she's seen his face... as soon as he gets that money...

Jason Gideon:
He'll kill her!

[Before leaving with Alex, Erin has brief eye contact with David]

Erin Strauss:
So I'll see you all in the jet tomorrow [turns and walks away]

Jennifer Jareau:
Could you be any more obvious?

David Rossi:
I think I preferred you before you were a profiler!

Aaron Hotchner:
[opening quote] "Rarely do members of the same family grow up under the same roof" - Richard Bach

Aaron Hotchner:
[closing quote] "Cruel is the strife of brothers" - Aristotle

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Do you think you'd be able to describe the person you bought the XTC from?

Raver:
Don't have to, he's right over there [points to a body bag]

Penelope Garcia:
[Picks up the pohone] Go for greatness

Derek Morgan:
Hey Baby Girl, I need you to run a search on delayed onset MDMA Meth amphetamine mixtures. See if you can find anything about...

Penelope Garcia:
Wow!

Jennifer Jareau:
What?

Penelope Garcia:
Double oh to the wow to the oh wow power! There's a drug called para-methox... ish...

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Para- methoxymethamphetamine?

Penelope Garcia:
Yes! What you just said: PMMA for short

David Rossi:
XTC isn't actually an appetizer

Penelope Garcia:
I hope you saved me for dessert!

Jennifer Jareau:
Morgan isn't here, Baby Girl

Penelope Garcia:
Oh! I knew that. That was for you

Jennifer Jareau:
Hmm

Penelope Garcia:
Guys, I have found something stranger than a time-traveling police box!

Liz Leonte:
Hey, Hotch, I need an override. Hotch!

Sean Hotchner:
I told you not to call me that.

Aaron Hotchner:
I didn't think you could still smoke in New York.

Sean Hotchner:
Now you're not even gonna warm up to the big brother act?

Aaron Hotchner:
I figured it'd save us time.

David Rossi:
Ecstasy is frequently used as a date rape drug, but I've never seen it cause bleeding like this.

Erin Strauss:
Could it be a bad batch?

Penelope Garcia:
Well, according to the M.E., the victims had so much MDMA in their systems that it caused their internal body temperature to go out of control. They boiled from the inside out.

David Rossi:
You're coming, aren't you?

Erin Strauss:
Just as a precaution. This team tends to go rogue when loved ones are involved.

Aaron Hotchner:
I'm sorry I have to work, Jack. This is the part of my job that stinks.

Jack Hotchner:
It's okay, Dad. If someone's in trouble, you should help them.

Thane Parks:
Look, I think I'd like my phone call now.

Erin Strauss:
You could do that, sure.

David Rossi:
Or, we could play a little game called "Let's make a deal."

Liz Leonte:
I don't want to make any deals without my lawyer.

Alex Blake:
Yeah, this one you do. See, this is what somebody did to your boss.

David Rossi:
You see, Thane, whoever it is that's out there, he managed to get to Jim Peters outside of his apartment.

Jennifer Jareau:
The person who did that isn't very happy right now. And he is waiting, just waiting to get his hands on someone else connected to your club's operation. And you know what we're gonna do?

Erin Strauss:
We're gonna let you go.

Thane Parks:
You're what?

David Rossi:
What makes you think that if he was able to get to the big boss, he'd have any trouble getting his hands on you?

Alex Blake:
So, like I said, we're gonna let you walk right out of here...

Liz Leonte:
All right. I'll tell you what you want to know. Just...

Thane Parks:
You have to protect me.

Aaron Hotchner:
How does a guy who has everything going for him make one self-destructive choice after another? And then when it seems like he's gonna get his act together, it all falls apart again.

David Rossi:
Were you two ever close?

Aaron Hotchner:
He was in first grade when I was sent off to boarding school. I was the screw-up making bad choices. But at a certain point, I realized I could either continue to do that or I could get my act together. But this doesn't seem to occur to Sean.

David Rossi:
I know he didn't show up for Haley's funeral.

Aaron Hotchner:
Right. And at that point, I decided I couldn't make him a priority anymore. I was done.

Penelope Garcia:
Hello, my pretties. I have seen the wizard and he granted my wish.

Penelope Garcia:
That's not right. Why is that happening? What... What... What... Wait... Wait... That's what the... That's what The Replicator... That's what The Replicator said. Where is he? How did he get in my... How did he do it? How did he get in... How did he get in? Hey!

Sean Hotchner:
So, how did you know I took the wine?

Aaron Hotchner:
I know what you sound like when you tell a lie. You said something to Thane about the wine, and I could hear you... calming yourself down.

Sean Hotchner:
My brother the profiler.

Aaron Hotchner:
It has more to do with being your brother than being a profiler.

Derek Morgan:
You think I don't know how bad you want this guy? I was a uniform, just like you. I saw a lot of cops go down. Before that, I watched my father get shot. He was killed doing his job, a cop's job. So don't think I don't know.

Lt. Evans:
Being in a gang shortens your life expectancy, so it's no big surprise when a gangbanger ends up dead.

Derek Morgan:
[opening quote, voiceover] "We are all brothers under the skin. And I for one would be willing to skin humanity to prove it." - Ayn Rand.

Derek Morgan:
[closing quote, voiceover] "For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother." - William Shakespeare.

Aaron Hotchner:
The shooter established what we call a signature. Something he did during the murders that wasn't actually necessary. Not part of his m.o., but identical in every attack.

Fight Club Captain:
Ain't breakin' no laws here, Officer. Agents. No matter what it looks like.

Emily Prentiss:
I think he's trying to let us know they have the right to be idiots.

Lt. Evans:
They do, but not here. Listen up, folks! This warehouse is not private property. It is owned by the city, which means you all are goin' to jail.

Aaron Hotchner:
So you have arrested the wrong person?

Commander Marks:
I brought in a viable suspect for questioning! I had to do something!

Penelope Garcia:
Stay safe, my loves!

Emily Prentiss:
Thanks, Garcia

David Rossi:
Hey? You're sure you're okay?

Alex Blake:
Oh yeah! It's nothing.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
A couple of inches to your right and he could have hit your brachial artery. All things considered you were extraordinarily lucky.

Alex Blake:
Yeah, luck had nothing to do with it, I'm practically bullet proof.

David Rossi:
Yeah, I heard that about you.

Aaron Hotchner:
Everything alright?

Alex Blake:
Ehm, yeah, sorry, just, I'm distracted.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Perfectly understandable. Familiar sounds, visual cues, even olfactory inputs can trigger memories and emotions we thought were long gone; happens to me every time I go home too.

Aaron Hotchner:
When was the last time you were back?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
It's been like 422 days.

Aaron Hotchner:
I was talking to Blake!

Alex Blake:
Ah, it's been about 5 years.

Aaron Hotchner:
It's a long time.

Alex Blake:
Yeah, once I got out of Kansas City I pretty much wanted to stay out!

Alex Blake:
[opening quote] "Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet" - Vietnamese proverb

Alex Blake:
[closing quote] "Alone we can do so little, together we can do so much" - Helen Keller

Jennifer Jareau:
[looking at crime scene pictures] Hm, looks brutal!

David Rossi:
Classic overkill

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Stripped and wearing women's underwear that, I am assuming, weren't his

Penelope Garcia:
Yeah, all of his clothes where found nearby, his skivvies included

Dr. Spencer Reid:
No apparent connection between the victims, no matching DNA samples.

Aaron Hotchner:
And an entire year between kills.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
You know, the underwear ritual may be about symbolic humiliation.

Aaron Hotchner:
Or a shock factor for whoever found the bodies.

Jennifer Jareau:
Everybody's grieves in their own way. You can't be mad at her for going internal.

Derek Morgan:
I'm not mad at all, I just... thought she might say something.

Alex Blake:
Look at his posture... He's too agitated... There is something odd about his syntax I can't... that I can't explain.

Detective Scott Miller:
And why is that? Because that profile's too complicated for me?

Alex Blake:
Really?... Really?... Right now?... Please, Scott, for once, just go with me here.

Ronald James Underwood:
How does it feel?

Harold Ramsey:
Why are you doing this?

Ronald James Underwood:
I just wish they were all here to see it.

Harold Ramsey:
Please...

Ronald James Underwood:
Maybe we should shake hands and forget about it. That's what you used to say, right?

Harold Ramsey:
What are you talking about?

Ronald James Underwood:
Riley!

Ronald James Underwood:
He should have stopped it.

Alex Blake:
We know why you're doing this, Ronald. What happened to Riley wasn't your fault.

Ronald James Underwood:
...Nobody stopped it... Nobody did anything.

Alex Blake:
You did.

Ronald James Underwood:
You're damn right. And they got what they deserved.

Alex Blake:
But nobody else needs to die. You've got to leave the past in the past.

Detective Scott Miller:
And I don't know why you made me so mad.

Alex Blake:
Because I'm your sister. It's normal for siblings to resent each other.

Detective Scott Miller:
Okay, what is that? What, is that your profile of me? Resent?... Look, I don't resent you, Alex. I miss you.

Alex Blake:
You sure have a funny way of showing it.

Detective Scott Miller:
...You know, after Danny died, you just left. And then with mom, it's like you just stopped coming around altogether. It's like here you are, my big sister, and you just bailed.

Alex Blake:
I couldn't stay here, Scott.

Detective Scott Miller:
I know. You know what? Trust me, I get it, I figured it out. But the funny thing is, here you are this hotshot linguist... and you can never say anything. You never call, you never write... nothing.

Detective Scott Miller:
Hello?

Damon Miller:
You're late.

Alex Blake:
Like... what... five minutes.

Damon Miller:
You're still late.

Detective Scott Miller:
Hey Pop.

Damon Miller:
How's the melon?

Detective Scott Miller:
It's all right. It's fine.

Damon Miller:
Uh, you two made up, didn't you? Yeah, I figured... been doing that since you were kids. Fight like cats and dogs, then forget about it 10 minutes later. Used to drive your mother crazy. Then she'd drive me crazy.

Detective Scott Miller:
Hey, Pop, you know she got shot?

Alex Blake:
Oh, that's great.

Detective Scott Miller:
Well...

Damon Miller:
Yeah, I heard.

Alex Blake:
You heard?

Penelope Garcia:
Mr. Miller? We need more ice.

Damon Miller:
Help yourself.

Penelope Garcia:
Hey, what's up?... You must be Scott. I'm Penelope.

Detective Scott Miller:
Hi.

Alex Blake:
What are you doing here?

Damon Miller:
I invited them.

Penelope Garcia:
Yeah. It's only a two-and-a-half-hour flight. When I hear Kansas City barbecue, I come a runnin', for the sides and the fixings. I'm a vegetarian.

Alex Blake:
What do you mean, them? [comes out to the garden] Oh, you're all here. My words are colliding.

Aaron Hotchner:
And your dad promised ribs.

Derek Morgan:
And your pops is no joke on this grill.

Damon Miller:
Can't celebrate unless the whole family's here.

Alex Blake:
I can't argue with that.

Derek Morgan:
[opening quote] "The further backward you can look, the further forward you can see" - Winston Churchill

Penelope Garcia:
[closing quote] "It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on, it takes a lot of strength to let go" - J.C. Watts

David Rossi:
So where are Garcia and Morgan? Are they finally having that love child?

Derek Morgan:
[walking in and tapping Rossi's shoulder] Heard that.

David Rossi:
Busted!

Aaron Hotchner:
Garcia is taking some personal time.

Jennifer Jareau:
Is everything okay?

Kate Callahan:
I hope it wasn't those burritos we had yesterday?

Aaron Hotchner:
She's fine; Kevin Lynch will be presenting the case.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
What's going on with Penelope?

Derek Morgan:
Reid, I'll talk to you more about that when we're alone, alright?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Okay, but she's isn't sick, isn't she?

Derek Morgan:
That really depends on your definition of sick.

Warden:
Name?

Penelope Garcia:
[approaches booth] Penelope Garcia, I'm here to see Greg Baylor?

Warden:
You're not on the list. Next!

Penelope Garcia:
Wait! I'm... I'm from the FBI, I left a message!

Warden:
Oh, yeah, that Garcia. He said he didn't want to see you. Next!

Kate Callahan:
You know, I am convinced most people don't pay attention these days. If it doesn't happen on the phone, it doesn't exist!

Dr. Spencer Reid:
You know Garcia, she carries a laptop, not a gun. She can't even look at crime scene photos without needing pictures of panda bears to counter balance them.

Erin Strauss:
Alex, do you have a minute?

Alex Blake:
I'm actually trying to finish up so I can get home tonight.

Erin Strauss:
You got my voicemails?

Alex Blake:
I haven't had time to return calls.

Erin Strauss:
Agent Hotchner tells me you're settling in nicely. I'm glad to hear it.

Alex Blake:
It's a great team.

Erin Strauss:
Listen, I was hoping that we could talk, over coffee, maybe. I thought we might try to bury the hatchet once and for all.

Alex Blake:
Erin, no disrespect, but it's not necessary. What happened between us happened a long time ago. I've moved on. You should, too.

Erin Strauss:
Well, that's what I'm trying to do. Look, I'm not very good at this, but I want you to know that I'm so sorry for what I did to you.

Alex Blake:
Apology accepted?

Erin Strauss:
Apologies are just words. I want to make amends, and that takes work.

Jennifer Jareau:
Uh, uh. I think Blake could take her. What do you think?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Mm, their body language hardly seems adversarial. Blake's making direct eye contact, and the tilt of her head suggests she's willingly engaged in conversation.

Jennifer Jareau:
Didn't Strauss throw her under the bus back in the day?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
It was on the Amerithrax case about 10 years ago. Evidently they apprehended the wrong suspect and she let Blake take the fall.

Jennifer Jareau:
Well, I heard they even demoted her a couple grades.

Aaron Hotchner:
Jet's standing by. Wheels up in 20.

David Rossi:
[opening, voiceover] "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." - Charles Caleb Colton

Donny Bidwell:
Come on, it's just a signature. I'll even help you with your groceries.

Shannon Lavin:
No. No, that's okay. Here, I'll sign.

Donny Bidwell:
Oh, oh. Awesome. Thank you.

Shannon Lavin:
Where?

Donny Bidwell:
That line right there.

Shannon Lavin:
The pen isn't working.

Donny Bidwell:
Sorry about that. Just grab you another one. [holds a gun] Do not scream and do not run. Think about your son, Shannon. His name's Eddie, right?

Donny Bidwell:
Fifteen years! Fifteen years and not a peep from the FBI! No letter, no email, no "Sorry we turned your life upside down, Donnie." Nothing!

Alex Blake:
Well, it must feel real good to release it after all these years.

Donny Bidwell:
You're damn right. Those nurses that I bled out, this time they're your fault. You people made me into this.

Jennifer Jareau:
All right, so that is why you followed us across the country and copycat these? You wanted us to look as bad as you did. I mean, it's just an awful lot of work, Donnie. We have New Mexico, Dallas, D.C.

Donny Bidwell:
What are those? What are you talking about?

Alex Blake:
We found your photo collection, the one hidden under your bed, and your victim's eyelids, too.

Donny Bidwell:
What?

Jennifer Jareau:
Just cooperate with us, Donnie, tell us everything, and give yourself a chance to see your girls again.

Donny Bidwell:
I want my lawyer. And a phone call. I get a phone call.

Aaron Hotchner:
Go ahead, Garcia.

Penelope Garcia:
I want to preface this by saying I did not break any rules by getting this info so fast. I may have scraped, scratched, massaged, but no breaks. Not a one.

Aaron Hotchner:
Garcia.

Jennifer Jareau:
Do you really think they'll replace us?

David Rossi:
Sounds like you'd have to kill Straus first, and I doubt if that's as easy as it sounds

Penelope Garcia:
[Hotch calls her, Garcia sings] Give me stuff to do!

Aaron Hotchner:
[Picks up his mobile] Hotchner

Penelope Garcia:
Oh, sir! Hi, it's me

Aaron Hotchner:
Garcia, whose number is this?

Penelope Garcia:
[At home] Sorry, I had Anderson give me a ride. I desperately needed a shower and some food that wasn't sold in a machine

David Rossi:
[growing weary of Detective Rizzo's hostility] Hey, what's with you? You need a hug or something?

Emily Prentiss:
If you get close to him, you won't miss him. He will smell like a combination of human filth and paint thinner.

Emily Prentiss:
[opening quote, voiceover] "Plenty sits still. Hunger is a wanderer." - Zulu proverb.

Emily Prentiss:
[closing quote, voiceover] "Beyond the east the sunrise, beyond the west the sea, and the east and west, the wander thirst that will not let me be." - Gerald Gould.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
So wait, she knew your name?

Derek Morgan:
I don't know how I could forget a face like hers

Dr. Spencer Reid:
You've been with so many girls that you can't remember all their names?

Emily Prentiss:
Oh, come on! You're surprised?

Derek Morgan:
This has never happened to me before!

Dr. Spencer Reid:
It hasn't happened to me before either

Emily Prentiss:
Well, it can't happen to you, you have an eidetic memory

Derek Morgan:
And besides, you only have one name to remember

Emily Prentiss:
[Seeing Reid look at the pregnant JJ] Are you considering it?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Considering what?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Having baby geniuses one day?

Aaron Hotchner:
[after a lengthy update from JJ] JJ, what are we going to do without you when you go on maternity leave?

Jennifer Jareau:
What? so you think I'd leave you hanging?

Aaron Hotchner:
Does that mean you have a plan?

Jennifer Jareau:
I don't know. You'll see

Mark Gregory:
[First Lines] Scotch, [chuckles] that's what we're missing; smooth, smokey flavor of a single barrel scotch.

Jason Gideon:
The French philosopher Voltaire wrote "There are some that only employ words for the purpose of disguising their thoughts."

[last lines]

Jason Gideon:
The author Francois de La Rochefoucauld wrote "We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end, we become disguised to ourselves."

Aaron Hotchner:
[discussing Gregory's victims] Gregory used different forms of torture with each one. Choking, burning, suspension, and beating. Drowning was the only constant.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
They were all classified as wet drownings, which means the victim was alive when they were submerged. They could feel their lungs filling up with water. It's an extremely painful way to die.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Gideon, you do know that Doug Gregory isn't the killer, right?

Jason Gideon:
Yes, I know that. But he protected one. And now at least six women are dead because of it.

Derek Morgan:
Why are you acting so weird?

Elle Greenaway:
We're sitting with a guy who knows that there are 800 kernels of corn on the average cob...

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Arranged in 16 separate rows.

Elle Greenaway:
...and you're calling me weird?

Aaron Hotchner:
You found any other suspicious drownings these last couple of days?

Penelope Garcia:
Do you know how many people who drown every day?

Aaron Hotchner:
Well, yes, there are more in the summer, for obvious reasons, but I think it averages about 6500 per year, which is 17 a day

Penelope Garcia:
Is this Reid?

Aaron Hotchner:
Why, are you impressed?

Penelope Garcia:
I am slick, I am! You have been doing your research haven't you?

Aaron Hotchner:
[picks up his mobile] Hotchner

Penelope Garcia:
Who's your Daddy?

Aaron Hotchner:
I'm sorry?

Aaron Hotchner:
[picks up his mobile] Hotchner

Penelope Garcia:
Who's the answer to all your dreams?

Aaron Hotchner:
I'm gonna put you on speaker

Penelope Garcia:
Oh, you completely suck!

Derek Morgan:
Hey girl, you're on speaker. Behave.

Penelope Garcia:
Or what, you'll spank me?

Emily Prentiss:
In the city, crime is taken as emblematic of class and race. In the suburbs, though, it's intimate and psychological - resistant to generalization, a mystery of the individual soul. -Barbara Ehrenreich

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
I'm the only thing standing between you and a bullet.

Gary:
Bring it. I always wanted die in a donut shop.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
I teach crisis negotiation. I co-wrote the textbook, and in twelve years I've never talked anybody off a ledge so fast.

Gary:
Oh, bit of a milestone then.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
Why did you walk out that door, Gary?

Gary:
Sugar crash.

Tyler:
They're lies.

Derek Morgan:
I know. But you could have come in here and you could have made her pay. And you didn't, because you're good. You're not Gary. No, you're nothing like him.

Carrie Ortiz:
Are there any happy families?

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
Prentiss, this is the job, and I need to know that you can be objective.

Emily Prentiss:
And I need to know that I can be human.

Jennifer "JJ" Jareau:
I think it's a good idea, though.

Emily Prentiss:
What's that?

Jennifer "JJ" Jareau:
You, kids. I can see it.

Jennifer "JJ" Jareau:
What is she trying to prove?

Emily Prentiss:
That she's a good daughter.

Derek Morgan:
Look at me. I don't want to hurt you, okay? Let's make a deal. You give me that gun, I promise you I will walk you out of here and you will never have to come back. Sound pretty good?

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
We're looking for two men. Probably white, given the neighborhoods that they hit, mid to late twenties, intelligent, and organized.

Derek Morgan:
These are career criminals. One or both has done hard time, but neither presents as a convict. They would appear clean-shaven, well dressed...

Emily Prentiss:
Neighborly. This helps them talk their way into the homes. They may also be using a ruse.

Lt. Nellis:
What kind of ruse?

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
Given that the invasions have taken place in the evening, it could be anything. Could be door to door sales, person in distress, car trouble.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Uh, Derrick Todd Lee used a tape of a baby crying to get women to open their doors in Baton Rouge. Never underestimate their creativity.

Emily Prentiss:
These men share a very tight bond, and a mutual compulsion to kill, but their signatures reveal two very distinct personalities.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
One brutalizes the parents. This is the dominant one. Sadistic, remorseless, extremely volatile.

Emily Prentiss:
The other prefers a needle. His injections are consistent with an angel of death. He's more withdrawn, sensitive, and he has a warped sense of mercy.

Derek Morgan:
Yeah, I understand that. I'm just... I'm asking some type of alternative for that... Nothing? Yes, I got it. Don't ask me if I like it.

Emily Prentiss:
Oh, what? What is it?

Derek Morgan:
Social Services won't intervene to a regular formal investigation.

Emily Prentiss:
We have to take them home?

Derek Morgan:
Yeah.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
At least they left the flowers alive, right?

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:
You answer your door and the next thing you know everyone you care about is gone!

Derek Morgan:
If it's me, I wanna be gone too!

Emily Prentiss:
Hey Garcia, it's Em

Penelope Garcia:
Why cats?

Penelope Garcia:
Sorry?

Penelope Garcia:
Evil has no boundaries!

Emily Prentiss:
Well, for what's worth, I think they go peacefully

Aaron Hotchner:
[voiceover] "For trust not him that hath once broken faith" -William Shakespeare

Aaron Hotchner:
[voiceover] "You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you don't trust enough." -Frank Crane

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Spencer, I'm fine, I swear. It's just a scratch.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
No, no, I count two cuts, three bruises, a black eye, and possibly a fractured rib. [He turns to the EMT] I'm not telling you how to do your job, but you should probably consider getting her a CAT scan.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
[to the EMT] Ignore him.

Aaron Hotchner:
I was reading that you shouldn't train the week before the race, so this might be it.

Beth Clemmons:
What are we gonna do about that?

Aaron Hotchner:
Well, I-I think we should do something.

Beth Clemmons:
Aaron Hotchner, are you asking me out on a date?

Aaron Hotchner:
I'm trying. It's not going very well.

Emily Prentiss:
He's castrating the victims postmortem, so torture isn't his game.

Derek Morgan:
Shot to the head is efficient. I don't think he wants his victims to suffer.

Aaron Hotchner:
And a quick kill is impersonal. It lacks the thrill on which a lot of unsubs thrive.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Hey, guys, there's something else. According to the M.E. report, each of the victims was missing their genitals.

David Rossi:
He could be trying to hide evidence of sexual assault.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Maybe. Jeffrey Dahmer used to keep his victim's sex organs on display. What if this UnSub is doing the same thing?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
He's most likely operating in one of the coastal cities. The victims were all staying in the metropolitan area, but their bodies were found near the ocean.

Agent Parker:
Do you know how big the California coastline is?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
840 miles. Fortunately, based on the UnSub's comfort zone, we can narrow in to the area between Santa Monica and Redondo Beach.

Derek Morgan:
Look, JJ, all I'm saying is I am never making you angry again. I mean, who knew the Pennsylvania petite could give such an ass-whupping?

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Well, I'm just glad my hand-to-hand coach could work his schedule around my state department duties.

Derek Morgan:
It's my pleasure. I'm just really grateful it all paid off. You were great out there. I'm proud of you. Well, why don't you get your little butt home? I'm sure Will's waiting on you.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Yeah, well, we did have dinner reservations, but I'm thinking we'll do takeout instead. Thanks, Derek.

Derek Morgan:
Yeah.

Aaron Hotchner:
[knock, knock] Come in. Hey.

Derek Morgan:
Hey. I thought I was the one supposed to be burning the midnight oil.

Aaron Hotchner:
Well, with Strauss away, the director asked me to do a little extra. I'm actually looking forward to having her back.

Derek Morgan:
Right. It's not the greatest way to spend Valentine's Day, now, is it? I forgot, too. Some of the singles were gonna go find a bar and grab a drink if you want to come along. I mean, unless there's someplace else you could be.

Aaron Hotchner:
I think I'll pass, but thank you.

Derek Morgan:
What about the paperwork?

Aaron Hotchner:
Well, when Strauss comes back next week, I don't want her to be bored.

Derek Morgan:
Good night, Hotch.

Aaron Hotchner:
Good night, Morgan.

[last lines]

Aaron Hotchner:
Hi.

Beth Clemmons:
Hey... Flowers. Wow, thank you.

Aaron Hotchner:
You're welcome.

Beth Clemmons:
It's not even Friday.

Aaron Hotchner:
No, I know. I just get called away so often that I thought we should grab the opportunity while we had it.

Beth Clemmons:
That was very thoughtful. Let me get my stuff.

Aaron Hotchner:
Take your time.

Beth Clemmons:
So, what's our plan?

Aaron Hotchner:
Well, I suppose I could tell you, but I don't want to spoil the surprise, so you'll just have to trust me.

Beth Clemmons:
My first mistake. Oh!

Aaron Hotchner:
Did you forget something?

Beth Clemmons:
This. [kisses Hotch] I thought we ought to get that out of the way. Spare us any awkwardness. You don't have the market cornered on surprises, Aaron.

Aaron Hotchner:
You know, it's not often that I'm speechless.

Beth Clemmons:
Really?

Aaron Hotchner:
Yeah. But I'm now.

Beth Clemmons:
That's a nice car.

Aaron Hotchner:
Yeah.

Derek Morgan:
[At the end of their phone call] Thank you, crazy

Penelope Garcia:
Any time. Fantasy Fatale bids you good day

Doug Summers:
Listen, I am really sorry Mike! Is there anything I can do? Anything to make it up to you?

Michael:
Sure! You can kill yourself!

Aaron Hotchner:
[Rossi gets onto the elevator] Morning.

[once settled, Rossi gives Hotch a once-over]

Aaron Hotchner:
What?

David Rossi:
You work out this morning?

Aaron Hotchner:
I did.

David Rossi:
And how was the, uh... workout?

Aaron Hotchner:
It's called training, and it was fine.

David Rossi:
Right... "training". For what, though?

Aaron Hotchner:
Just stop.

David Rossi:
You know, race day is almost here. You'll need a new excuse to see her.

Aaron Hotchner:
It's been handled.

David Rossi:
Atta boy. When?

[they arrive on their floor]

Aaron Hotchner:
Friday.

David Rossi:
Come hell or high water, Aaron, I will get us back by Friday.

Derek Morgan:
Hey, baby girl. Tell me you got something good.

Penelope Garcia:
Hey. The M.E. report came back, and... none of the victims were sexually assaulted, aside from that unfortunate appendage removal thing.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[voiceover] Tomorrow, you promise yourself, will be different, yet tomorrow is too often a repetition of today. -author James T. McCay

[last lines]

Ian Doyle:
Honore de Balzac once said, "Most people of action are inclined to fatalism, and most of thought believe in Providence." Tell me, Emily Prentiss, which do you think you're going to be?

Ashley Seaver:
Is that the one where they fly around in the phone booth?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
First of all, it's a police box, not a phone booth. Second of all, Doctor Who started a quarter of century before Bill and Ted even went on their bodacious adventures. So really, they should just call it Bill and Ted's excellent rip-off, I mean at least then...

Ashley Seaver:
I'm really sorry.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
For what?

Ashley Seaver:
Asking.

Emily Prentiss:
[Replying to Doyle's veiled threats against her colleagues] Come near my team and I will end you.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
[sees Sammy playing piano] Whoa. You've been holding out on me, Sammy.

David Rossi:
I didn't know you could play, Reid.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I can't. Well, I never have before, but it's essentially all math.

Emily Prentiss:
I knew you were watching me.

Ian Doyle:
What's the expression? Keep your friends close, your enemies under surveillance?

Emily Prentiss:
I've been here for two hours. You should know better than to keep a lady waiting.

Ian Doyle:
It seems hypocritical, seeing as I had to wait seven years.

Emily Prentiss:
...Hello, Ian.

Ian Doyle:
Hello, Lauren. Oh, wait, Lauren Reynolds died in a car accident, didn't she?

Emily Prentiss:
What do you want?

Ian Doyle:
You... Not today. Don't worry about that. But soon.

Emily Prentiss:
I've got a Glock leveled at your crotch. What's to stop me from taking you and the little ones out right now?

Ian Doyle:
You'd never make it back to your car and you know it. Tell me, does the lovely Penelope know the truth about you? Or is she too busy watching movies with Derek to care? Here you are, all alone, while Aaron sits at home with his son. And why didn't Dave and Ashley invite you to their game night? Maybe they thought you'd be on the metro with Dr. Reid. That one does have some quirks.

Emily Prentiss:
Come near my team and I will end you.

Ian Doyle:
I don't have a quarrel with them. How long that remains the case depends entirely on you. They're innocent. You are not.

Emily Prentiss:
I was doing my job.

Ian Doyle:
I think you did a little more than that. You took the only thing that mattered to me. So, I'm going to take the only thing that matters to you. Your life.

Emily Prentiss:
What about local financial records?

Penelope Garcia:
I have cross-referenced every current and formerly licensed fisherman, crab men, shrimp men, friends of Poseidon, comes from the sea, you-name-it men with financial records showing default loans totaling over 35k.

Ashley Seaver:
Okay, what did you find?

Penelope Garcia:
A hundred and twenty-seven names. I know, do not shoot the messenger. Just tell me how to narrow it down.

Emily Prentiss:
Do all 127 have children?

Penelope Garcia:
No. But 76 do.

Ashley Seaver:
Okay, how many of them have homes in foreclosure versus other debt that might not put them out onto streets?

Penelope Garcia:
Oh, you are very good. We are officially down to 24.

Emily Prentiss:
Send us those files.

Penelope Garcia:
At cyber-tastic speeds, my sweets.

Aaron Hotchner:
Sammy's autistic. So getting him to tell us what happened is going to be difficult.

Penelope Garcia:
Reid, we need a D.O.B. on Prentiss.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Uh, 7:12am, October 12th, 197...

Emily Prentiss:
[cuts Reid off] Hey!

David Rossi:
A necrophiliac has no use for a live victim.

David Rossi:
To those who believe, no proof is necessary. To those who don't, no proof is enough Stuart Chase.

[their victim's mother is making a public appeal to her daughter's kidnapper]

David Rossi:
Wish she would have waited until we had a chance to coach her.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
I don't know, she seems to be doing a pretty good job.

Derek Morgan:
Good enough to make the unsub think twice about killing Brooke.

David Rossi:
If he hasn't already. Chances are this is all too late.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
It's her daughter. She has to have hope, right?

David Rossi:
Hope's one thing. False hope is something else.

Derek Morgan:
I guess you've worked with psychics before?

David Rossi:
Yeah. Not by choice.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
You know, there are cases where people believe they've helped.

David Rossi:
When people are vulnerable, they'll believe a lot of things.

Aaron Hotchner:
By now, we know the DNA found on the victims did not match anyone in the system, so we're gonna have to look beyond physical evidence to identify the killer.

Emily Prentiss:
Our unsub is a white male in his mid to late 20s, and he has money. He lives alone, in a large residence. There's enough space and ventilation to accommodate an embalming suite.

Aaron Hotchner:
He's awkward with people, especially women. An inability to relate socially is common in homicidal necrophiles.

Derek Morgan:
Because of the alterations to the bodies, we believe the unsub is attempting to recreate a woman he once loved.

Detective Duran:
Like a girlfriend?

Aaron Hotchner:
Or a wife, a mother. Someone who left or died suddenly.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
This projection of the loved one coupled with his need to preserve the victims through embalming is similar to the psychopathology of serial murderer Ed Gein. Gein had an Oedipal complex which developed in the years he nursed his paralyzed mother back from a stroke. After she died, his obsession compelled him to dig up corpses of women who resembled his mother. So persistent was his desire to resurrect his dead mother that he actually dressed in female suits fashioned from human skin. Eventually, Gein grew unhappy with the flesh of dead bodies, which had a tendency to dry and crack, so he shifted his focus to live victims, whose bodies he could better preserve.

Aaron Hotchner:
The evolution from dead to live victims will also be mirrored in our unsub's maturation.