D.A.R.Y.L.

Andy Richardson:
Dr. What is this?

Dr. Jeffery Stewart:
Daryl is not... well he never was completely human.

Andy Richardson:
What?

Dr. Jeffery Stewart:
Data Analyzing Robot Youth Lifeform. Daryl is an experiment in artificial intelligence. All I can say is he was never meant to leave here and he was certainly not to be with people like yourself.

Turtle Fox:
Holy sh*t! He's a robot?

Dr. Jeffery Stewart:
He's more than that Turtle. He's a lot more. See this is the information that we program in Daryl's head and this is where he discharges learned information into the main-frame memory banks.

Turtle Fox:
Wow!

Joyce Richardson:
I don't believe this.

Dr. Jeffery Stewart:
No. Look, ask the computer anything you'd like no matter how small. Something that could only be known to you and Daryl.

Joyce Richardson:
Is this some kind of a joke?

Dr. Jeffery Stewart:
Oh, no. No I'm afraid not.

Daryl:
What IS a hooker?

Dr. Ellen Lamb:
General, a machine becomes human when you can't tell the difference anymore.