Dennis Pennis R.I.P.

Dennis Pennis:
Princess Anne, you're a very keen rider, how many times have you been tossed off by a horse?

Dennis Pennis:
[to Gerard Depardieu] I was very disappointed when Andie MacDowell kissed you in Green Card because you didn't turn into a prince! You stayed like a fat, ugly frog!

Dennis Pennis:
Do you think it's about time you got awarded with a sort of, the honours list, you know the Queen's honour's list? You should be Michael Winner O.B.E.S.E.

Michael Winner:
Oh, thank God, you should be in charge!

Dennis Pennis:
[to Michael Jackson, who is surrounded by bodyguards] Michael, is your favourite group 3T? Or do you still prefer Boyz II Men? Mike, do you think about having any more kids, or you don't want to get arrested again? [one of the bodyguards pushes Dennis away]

Dennis Pennis:
[to Kenneth Clarke] It's such a shame you didn't become leader, I look at you and I think what a waste... What a massive waist!

Dennis Pennis:
[to Mick Hucknall] How do you describe your voice? Is it rock or is pop? Cos I hear you and I think you are soul. You are-soul!

Anthony Cream Jnr.:
We plan to break into BBC Headquarters secretly in the middle of the night and stage a dirty protest.

Tony Cream:
A sh*t-in, if you like.