Descendants 2

"Let's give Auradon a taste of evil."

"Well, that's a lot easier said than done."

"Evie, you remember what I was like before I started using my spell book. I mean, I was a complete disaster."

"You don't ever miss running wild and just breaking all the rules?"

"That's me. I'm perfect."

"I was fully messing with you. I knew it was Thursday."

"She multi-tasks!"

"She dabbles!"

"What? you think this is so easy?! You don't have people taking a photo of you every single time you open your mouth to say boo! I mean, it's not that I could even say 'boo', but you know what I-"

"Carlos, don't you ever miss screaming at people and just making them run away from you?"

"Yeah. I mean, this is a truth gummie. So take it or leave it."

"Hold on, though. Are you sure that you want to be taking this? Because this is gonna make you say the truth all the time, no matter what, and the only reason that I'm asking is because I know that if I took this right now, I would get myself sent back to the isle, which, it's not that that sounds super unappealing but, you know."

"You heard him. Scratch his butt."

"Believe me. I know that!"

"Because...I'm not one of those pretty pink princesses, Ben."

"I'm not one of those ladies from the court."

"I'm a big fake, okay? I'm fake. This is fake. This is fake."

"This is who I really am."

"Let's blow this popsicle stand. Yeah?"

"I don't belong here."

"Still running errands for Uma, or do you actually get to keep what you steal?"

"Hi, Harry."

"Oh, well, that's okay. Because I will be taking it."

"Not without her permission, I bet."

"Ben, I am home."

"I don't fit in, Ben. I really gave it my best shot. And if you think that I can change, I think you're wrong."

"No, no! See? I am such a terrible influence! It's only a matter of time before I do something so messed up that not only does the kingdom turn on me, but they turn on you."

"I have to take myself out the picture, because it's what's best for you, and it's what's best for Auradon."

"Ben...I can't do this."

"You should go, Ben."

"Ben, please go. Please leave."

"If you guys never would've brought him here, this never would have happened. What were you thinking?!"

"'We' are not doing anything. This is between Uma and me. And she's a punk. And guess what? Now I have to go get him."

"I'm back!"

"Place still stinks."

"I'm so flattered that you dream of me. I haven't given you a thought since I left."

"Look, if you have some kind of score to settle with me, game on. I see no need to bring Ben into this."

"Just like your mother - always a catch."

"And you can slap a pirate hat on, but you're still shrimpy."

"Okay, do you want to know something? Dizzy did this!"

"I know, I'm like, loving it. It's like, a lot lighter."

"And, you guys, losing -- not an option. Cause we're rotten...to the core."

"But, I mean, I saw the way your face lit up when we walked through those dorm rooms for the first time."

"Evie, you are an Auradon girl. And I am...and will always be...a girl from the isle."

"You were always quite the drama queen."

"Talk, dog."

"Ben, Uma captured you."

"I'm a mess. I'm such a mess."

"Everybody wants me to be this lady of the court and I have no idea how to keep up the act."

"Ben, I never told you that I loved you because I thought that I wasn't good enough. And I though that it was only a matter of time before you realized that yourself, but, Ben, that's me! I'm part Isle and part Auradon! And Ben, you've always known who we were and who we can be."

"Ben, I know what love feels like now."

"Ben, of course I love you."

"Ben, I always loved you."

"So, I did not know that I could do that."

Mal, Carlos, Jay & Evie:
(singing) We've got all the ways to be W-I-C-K-E-D! We've got all the ways to be W-I-C-K-E-D!

[A massive tentacle angrily swings at Uma and everyone screams.]

Ursula (played by Whoopi Goldberg):
Shut your clams!

Uma:
Mom!

Ursula:
These dishes ain't gonna wash themselves!

Uma:
It's fine, it's fine. Coz when I get my chance to rain down the evil on Auradon, I will take it! They're gonna forget that girl and remember the name...

Gil:
Shrimpy!

Mal:
You don't ever miss running wild and just breaking all the rules?

Evie:
Like stealing and lying and fighting?

Mal:
Yeah!

Evie:
No!

Evie:
Mal’s gone back to the Isle.

Ben:
This is my fault. This is my fault. I blew it. She’d been under so much pressure lately, and instead of being understanding, I just went all Beast on her! I have to go there and apologise. I have to go there and... and beg her to come back.

Evie:
Ben, you’ll never find her.

Ben:
I...

Evie:
You need to know the Isle and how it works and... you have to take me with you.

Ben:
Yes! Are you sure?

Evie:
Yeah. She's my best friend. And we'll bring the boys too, because there's safety in numbers, and none of us is too popular over there right now.

Ben:
Thank you.

Evie:
But let's get two things straight. You have to promise me that I won't get stuck there again.

Ben:
I promise.

Evie:
And there's no way you're going looking like that.

Carlos, Jay & Evie:
(singing) Chillin' like a villain.

Evie:
Chillin'!

Ben:
Mal, I’m so sorry about our fight. It was all my fault. It... please come home.

(He holds out the ring Mal left behind. She looks at him sadly.)

Mal:
Ben... I am home.

(Ben looks disappointed, but doesn't give up.)

Ben:
I brought the limo. It’s a sweet ride.

(Mal's expression doesn't change.)

Mal:
I don’t fit in, Ben. I really gave it my best shot... and if you think I can change, I think you’re wrong.

Ben:
Then I’ll change! I’ll skip school, have more fun. You know, I’ll blow off some of my responsibilities...

Mal:
No, no! See? I’m such a terrible influence. It’s only a matter of time before I do something so messed up that not only does the kingdom turn on me, but they turn on you.

Ben:
Don’t quit us, Mal. The people love you. I love you.

Customer:
Hey! I wanted the fried clams!

Uma:
And I wanted a sea pony. Life ain’t fair!

Uma:
You know, I’ve dreamed of this. You wanting something from me, and me watching you squirm like a worm on a hook.

Mal:
I’m so flattered that you dream of me. I haven’t given you a thought since I left.

[When discussing the plan to save Ben from Uma.]

Mal:
And, you guys, losing... not an option. Coz we’re rotten…

All VKs:
To the core.

Mal:
Let’s do this!

Dizzy:
Is it all just like we imagined? Do they really have closets you can walk into? Have you been to a real swimming pool? What does ice cream taste like?

Evie:
It’s cold and it’s sweet, and if you eat it too fast it gives you a headache.

Dizzy:
Really?

Uma:
Give me the wand!

Mal:
Give me Ben!

Evie:
We need to talk.

Mal:
Yeah.

Carlos:
No.

Mal:
No?

Carlos:
You guys are always going off in a huddle, whispering your girl talk stuff or whatever... and Jay and I are tired of it.

Jay:
... I’m not.

Carlos:
We’re your family, too. We’ve been through a lot together. We’re not stopping that now, ok? Everyone sit. Come on. You too. (Long pause.) I don’t know how to start girl talk.

Jay:
What up?

(Mal smiles, before her expression changes to worry.)

Mal:
Um, well... I’m a mess. I’m such a mess. I mean, six months ago I was, you know, stealing candy from babies... and now everybody wants me to be this Lady of the Court, and I have no idea how to keep up the act.

Carlos:
Then don’t.

Jay:
See? This was dumb.

Evie:
Maybe it wasn’t. We’re always gonna be the kids from the Isle. I tried to forget it. I really tried. But those are our roots, and we all did what we had to do to survive. But it made us who we are, and we’re never gonna be like anybody else here. And that’s ok.

Carlos:
And we can’t fake it.

Mal:
Yeah, I mean, especially without my spell book.

Carlos:
Mal, if Ben doesn’t love the real you, then he’s not the one.

Evie:
I like that.

Carlos:
Give him a chance.

[After Mal has turned into a dragon.]

Mal:
(Awkwardly) So... I did not know that I could do that.

Evie:
Tell me about it. That makes two of us.

[When Mal realises Uma has put a love spell on Ben.]

Mal:
Look at me.

Uma:
No, look at me. You love me, remember?

Mal:
No, you don’t.

Uma:
Yes, you do.

Mal:
Ben, look at me.

Uma:
(To Fairy Godmother) Bring down the barrier now!

Fairy Godmother:
I do not take orders from you!

Uma:
Ben?

Mal:
Ben, I never told you that I loved you because I thought that I wasn’t good enough. And I thought that it was only a matter of time before you realised that yourself. But Ben, that’s me! I’m part Isle and part Auradon.

Uma:
Ben, eyes over here.

Mal:
And Ben, you’ve always known who we were and who we can be.

Uma:
Don’t listen to her.

Mal:
I know what love feels like now, Ben. Of course, I love you. Ben, I’ve always loved you.

(Pulls him into a kiss. She pulls away and Ben smiles at her lovingly.)

Ben:
Mal...

Evie:
True love’s kiss. Works every time.

Mal:
Hey! There I am.

Mal:
I'm baaack!

Mal:
(At Uma's Chip Shoppe.) Place still stinks.

Mal:
If you have some kinda score to settle with me, game on.

Mal:
Ben’s known who I was all along.

Mal:
You are so much more than just a villain, and you have to believe me because I’ve been there. Do not let your pride get in the way of something that you really want.

Evie:
Nice scarf. It’s mine now.

Evie:
Sick hair, by the way.

Evie:
(Singing) A fairytale life can be oh-so overrated. So raise your voices and let’s get it activated!

Evie:
Don’t give me the face. Put the pout away. Mm-hmm. You know I’m right.

Evie:
True love's kiss... works every time.

Carlos:
You're lucky I love you.

Carlos:
(Singing.) Looks like this place could use a bit of misbehaviour. Happily ever after with a little flavour!

Carlos:
Dude, I know you can talk, but it doesn’t always mean you should.

Jay:
(Singing) Bad to the bone, with even worse intentions. We're gonna steal the show, and leave 'em all defenseless!

Jay:
(When asked how to get a date.) All you have to do... is look like me.

Jay:
Smoke bombs!

Ben:
At least I got to see the Isle. They’re my people, too.

Ben:
(About Uma.) She’s an angry girl with a plan. That’s not so different from you when you first came to Auradon, Mal.

Ben:
This isn’t the answer! The fighting has got to stop! Nobody wins this way! We have to listen and respect each other. It won’t be easy, but let’s be brave enough to try.

Uma:
Loser! Party of one! Right this way please.

Uma:
You know, that whole princess act? Ugh. Never bought it for a second. You can stick a tiara on a villain, but you’re still a villain.

Uma:
Funny and a gentleman.