Detention of the Dead

Eddie:
Would you ever go out with a guy like me?

Janet:
My friends would eat me alive.

Jimmy:
What kind of rabies is this?

Eddie:
It's not rabies... they're zombies!

Brad:
Why would we go there?

Eddie:
Not a single student would be caught dead there.

Ash:
Don't you mean caught... UNDEAD there?

Willow:
Goth chicks kick ass.

Eddie:
It's time for this paladin to cast a 21st level spell of zombie whoop-ass!

Willow:
If this isn't a commentary on the current state of public education, I don't know what is.

Willow:
It looks like Rob Zombie raped the entire cast of "Gossip Girl" and this is their angry love child.

Ash:
If some great white can jump 20 feet out of the air to grab a tasty seagull snack-pack, who's to say a zombie can't?